Chris and Suicide

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^I just got home from a long night at work, I'm going to bed soon so I'll just join you tomorrow.
 
We've seen some pretty low points in chris's life, but I think his lowest one is right now. Stuck in a house, chronically ugly and unhealthy, little to no friends, aging horribly, with no motive to live(atleast he had his comics before), do any of you think chris would actually commit suicide?
 
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Nah, he is to much of a pussy to kill himself, and it requires effort he is just going to permanently (:_( some day

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Chris is far too prideful, far too lazy, and far too cowardly to even consider suicide let alone committing it.
 
Chris wouldn't do that, it would mean that he has definitely surrendered to Snyder, Megan and the rest of the trolls.
 
Well, awhile ago I would've said that I don't think Chris is aware enough of suicide. Like, without lots of external prompting, Chris would never think of the idea of suicide and more importantly, never relate it to himself.

I still think that's the case, but the tweet in June 2012 where he talked about shooting himself in the head with megatron is worrying. I think it was more just an immediate expression of his depression. Suicide would probably need to be something that'd develop over time, and I don't think Chris' thinking patterns fit that.

Now, even without Chris killing himself, his life still sucks on its own, so he needs help anyway.
 
Only if he no longer could play any video games. As long as there are new games to conquer he has a reason to live, no matter how bad the rest of his life is.
 
If Chris has ever heard the "if you commit suicide you automatically go to hell" thing, then he'll never do it.
 
raymond said:
If Chris has ever heard the "if you commit suicide you automatically go to hell" thing, then he'll never do it.
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I think that's the wrong direction. I think it's more that, if Chris wants to guilt someone for potentially committing suicide, then he'll tell them this.

Like with people telling Chris that god is not a fan of premarital sex. "HMM YEAH BUT SEX IS NATURAL SO IT'S OK DERE" :stupid:
 
raymond said:
If Chris has ever heard the "if you commit suicide you automatically go to hell" thing, then he'll never do it.
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Or worse yet, if it was like the movie "Beetlejuice" where people who commit suicide become the civil servants of the afterlife. Then Chris would finally have to work.
 
Sakamoto said:
raymond said:
If Chris has ever heard the "if you commit suicide you automatically go to hell" thing, then he'll never do it.
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Or worse yet, if it was like the movie "Beetlejuice" where people who commit suicide become the civil servants of the afterlife. Then Chris would finally have to work.
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Considering that Chris thinks that there is a "Roger Rabbit" universe where cartoons are real, I wouldn't be surprised if he believed this too.
 
Marvin said:
the tweet in June 2012 where he talked about shooting himself in the head with megatron is worrying. I think it was more just an immediate expression of his depression. Suicide would probably need to be something that'd develop over time, and I don't think Chris' thinking patterns fit that.
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Suicidal ideation and actual suicidal behavior are, on a fundamental level, two entirely different psychological concepts. I can easily believe that he's thinking "just kill me now" quite commonly these days. But to actually be at risk for suicide? That requires a certain level of introspection - specifically, you can't truly decide you want to kill yourself unless you've already devoted some serious thought to the idea that you are worthless/awful/whatever. Chris, as we know, does not think along those lines. Every single thing he doesn't like in the universe is someone else's fault, he just assumes this with more faith than any zealot.

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raymond said:
If Chris has ever heard the "if you commit suicide you automatically go to hell" thing, then he'll never do it.
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I think that's the wrong direction. I think it's more that, if Chris wants to guilt someone for potentially committing suicide, then he'll tell them this.

Like with people telling Chris that god is not a fan of premarital sex. "HMM YEAH BUT SEX IS NATURAL SO IT'S OK DERE" :stupid:
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Yeah. Chris doesn't actually "believe" in God or God's rules, not in a way that counts. God is just an idea to him, an excuse for whatever rules he likes and ignorable when the rules become inconvenient.

Chris's only true god is Chris himself.
 
Before Chris actually gets the nerve to kill himself those hungry men will kill him first.
 
Like every teenager in the early 2000's who that thought Hawthorne Heights was the greatest band ever, he is to much of a pussy to go through with it. Spending his days threatening to do it to gain sympathy.
 
If Chris kills himself then how can he kill Godjesus?
 
despite the common belief that suicide is extremely selfish, truly self-centered people do not commit suicide. Some of them threaten the SHIT out of it, or make very very histrionic, but ultimately symbolic attempts at it, but they don't really want to die. They want more attention, and while dying will get you attention, you can't bask in it if you're dead.

So Chris will put the megatron pistol to his head or post pics of himself in distress or maybe even FB post that he feels like dying or being dead, but he won't do it. People who really want to die don't cry for help because they don't want to be helped. they want to be dead.
 
I believe that Chris is too much of a narcissist to consider depriving the world of his talent. I really don't think he would honestly consider it. But when I first discovered him, before I knew too much about him, I was afraid that someone might torment him so much that he WOULD be driven to it. Now, I don't think so. I certainly hope he would never do that.
 
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