Chris and Suicide

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me." That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

 

[exball]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me." That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

Implying Barb would let him anywhere near a gun.
She would be like "CHRIS CHUN git away from yer dads gun."

 

[José Mourinho]

I don't think he would commit suicide, but I wonder if he did it in Amanda Todd style.

 

[cypocryphy]

Does he even know what suicide really is?

Anyway, he'd fuck up if he tried.

 

[CatParty]

He's never going to do it. I don't even know why there is speculation.

 

[champthom]

Christ sake's people, we have a working search function, USE IT - https://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=340&hilit=suicide.

 

[BillRiley]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me."

^This. Garnering pity is Chris's only life strategy.

That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

Nah. Chris is far too much of a physical coward to shoot himself. Merely holding a gun would give him da prickly-wicklies. Even if he could summon the nerve to fire it at the ground, the best case scenario would be , assuming he missed his foot, that is.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me."

^This. Garnering pity is Chris's only life strategy.

That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

Nah. Chris is far too much of a physical coward to shoot himself. Merely holding a gun would give him da prickly-wicklies. Even if he could summon the nerve to fire it at the ground, the best case scenario would be , assuming he missed his foot, that is.

He has been known to make rash decisions that come with harsh consequences. I could see him doing something stupid in the spur of the moment. He also has a cartoony view of reality. He probably thinks that if he killed himself, he'd be given a harp and a cloud and go to Heaven Burger King with his dad. I've said before that it's a good thing that the people who had control of Chris back in his very very naive days didn't tell him his car could fly or that bleach tastes good. These days he won't believe a word anyone tells him about anything, which might work out well for him.

 

[spaps]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me."

^This. Garnering pity is Chris's only life strategy.

That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

Nah. Chris is far too much of a physical coward to shoot himself. Merely holding a gun would give him da prickly-wicklies. Even if he could summon the nerve to fire it at the ground, the best case scenario would be , assuming he missed his foot, that is.

He has been known to make rash decisions that come with harsh consequences. I could see him doing something stupid in the spur of the moment. He also has a cartoony view of reality. He probably thinks that if he killed himself, he'd be given a harp and a cloud and go to Heaven Burger King with his dad. I've said before that it's a good thing that the people who had control of Chris back in his very very naive days didn't tell him his car could fly or that bleach tastes good. These days he won't believe a word anyone tells him about anything, which might work out well for him.

So what if you told him that cars can't fly and that bleach doesn't taste good?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So what if you told him that cars can't fly and that bleach doesn't taste good?

He doesn't do the opposite of what you tell him. He doesn't do anything.

 

[The Grimace]

Even if CWC wanted to kill himself, Snorlax is always watching him, so the chance of him succeeding seems low.

 

[BillRiley]

Chris is all about the pity party. "Hmm. Woe is me."

^This. Garnering pity is Chris's only life strategy.

That said, I think if he owned a pistol, he might end up shooting himself if he hit a sudden particular low. I don't think Chris is at all likely to put himself in a position where suicide was easy - thankfully.

Nah. Chris is far too much of a physical coward to shoot himself. Merely holding a gun would give him da prickly-wicklies. Even if he could summon the nerve to fire it at the ground, the best case scenario would be , assuming he missed his foot, that is.

He has been known to make rash decisions that come with harsh consequences.

Only when he's panicking. "Rash" implies that he's making a quick decision and I don't think Chris-Cha­n thinks all that fast. He often comes to wrong decisions, but it appears to take a long time for anything to percolate though Chris's autism-riddled brain.

I could see him doing something stupid in the spur of the moment.

Only when he's forced to by circumstances. I imagine that playing a single game of Pokemon with him must have taken much longer than normal (depending on whether or not one counts Chris's inevitable post-game 'tard raging.)

He also has a cartoony view of reality. He probably thinks that if he killed himself, he'd be given a harp and a cloud and go to Heaven Burger King with his dad. I've said before that it's a good thing that the people who had control of Chris back in his very very naive days didn't tell him his car could fly or that bleach tastes good. These days he won't believe a word anyone tells him about anything, which might work out well for him.

True, Chris does have an astonishingly warped view of reality. And I imagine he probably does have some wacky views on life after death. But, as I've mentioned before, I'm pretty sure Chris is a total physical coward. He'll use declarations about killing himself as bait for pity fishing - but actually doing it? Nah.

 

[LordCustos3]

This really saddens me...

That Chris would first consider suicide before at least attempting to fix his own life...

Chris, if you're out there reading this, a lot of us here care about you, please don't think about suicide...

You need not worry.
The only time Chris'tard thinks about suicide is wishing it on strangers.

 

[Ice]

In my experience, the people who consider suicide usually never tell anyone. The people who loudly broadcast their intentions want attention and pity, which Chris lives off of. In fact I think that if he stopped being pitied all the time and hit rock bottom, he actually might recover a couple shreds of much needed humanity.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Barb has threatened to kill herself once or twice. Chris would most likely threaten to do it as a way to get sympathy but never actually commit suicide.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Exactly. Chris learned the fine art of childish melodrama from a master.

 

[CatParty]

such a tomgirl drama queen

 

[exball]

such a tomgirl drama queen

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Considering his current level of from his financial/legal/social situation due his track record with the online community, the law, the gals, etc. as well as the reputation he's gained since he was discovered by the trolls six years ago, you'd think by now ANY of us on the CWCki Forums would have done ourselves in by now if we were in his shoes.

What is it that keeps him from just giving up on the will to live when his life's not getting any better than it is now and it's only going to get worse from here on?

Why hasn't Chris killed himself yet? Not A-Logging here , just curious and wanting to discuss it.

 

[littlebiscuits]

I've actually been really worried a lot about this. Like, he has less and less to live for everyday and just seems SO unhappy.