LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

[Pickle Inspector]

Why does Chris not comb his hair?

I mean he's taking the time to wear makeup so why does his hair look like a birds nest?

 

[IwegalBadnik]

And lessons on how to comb. How do you guys think he would look with a ponytail?

I think he would look like a creepy, balding, fat transvestite--with a pony tail.

 

[Xarpho]

Yup...going to LGBT events is now the new way for Chris to score china. Same Chris, new tactic.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Whoa! Where do you find these people? I literally thought I was looking at artwork of Chris at first. Then a huge truck just hit me outta no where. It was carrying cows! LOTS AND LOTS OF COWS!

Humon is Internet-famous and just finished a Kickstarter where she raised upwards of $40,000 to animate her horrible Hetalia spinoff comics. And yes, she and Chris could be sisters, if somehow one of a pair of unpleasant sisters wound up in Denmark and one in Virginia.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

This doesn't deserve a thread but here is a miniscule new facebook comment.

I love it when Chris comments "You rock, ladies." His heterosexuality is so obvious in his comments and actions.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Why does Chris not comb his hair?

I mean he's taking the time to wear makeup so why does his hair look like a birds nest?

Who knows? Maybe there's a nest of baby birds in his hair.

 

[The Dude]

Christopher Christian "Ricadro" Weston "Kaka Apple Khrisp" Chandler: Champion of L_BT (BUT NOT THE DAMN DIRTY 'G'!!!!) equality.

I wonder how Barb feels about having a bumper sticker for Gay Rights on her minivan. Does she even know what the = symbol means? Maybe she thinks Chris has taken a shine to mathematics.

 

[Holdek]

To elaborate on this, Chris isn't saying that he loves gays, but merely that he recognizes that everyone deserves human rights. He's not lying about it.

This is true, but the only reason he became involved in this is because Bob and Barb have given him a hard time about him dressing like a tomgirl. In other words, it's not like he read about other gaybians not being allowed to get married in the newspaper and that caused him rage, but rather he himself feels oppressed.

There's nothing wrong with that, but I think it's mistake to characterize it as "charitable" and falling outside his pattern of almost complete self-interest at all times.

 

[Holdek]

This doesn't deserve a thread but here is a miniscule new facebook comment.

God, I hope he goes to the C-Ville pride parade on Saturday.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

This is true, but the only reason he became involved in this is because Bob and Barb have given him a hard time about this. In other words, it's not like he read about gaybians not being allowed to get married in the newspaper and that caused him rage, but because he himself feels oppressed.

There's nothing wrong with that, but I think it's mistake to characterize it as "charitable" and falling outside his pattern of almost complete self-interest at all times.

Chris is undoubtedly pursuing this in support of his own interests, without a doubt. However, I tend to doubt that Barb ever emphasized any sort of values, as you assert, considering all we've ever heard of her actions (ex. Cole's childhood, relations with Chris as of late, etc.).

 

[Shadow]

This is true, but the only reason he became involved in this is because Bob and Barb have given him a hard time about this. In other words, it's not like he read about gaybians not being allowed to get married in the newspaper and that caused him rage, but because he himself feels oppressed.

There's nothing wrong with that, but I think it's mistake to characterize it as "charitable" and falling outside his pattern of almost complete self-interest at all times.

This is a good point. If Chris didn't feel like he could use this as an excuse for his shitty behavior, he wouldn't give a shit.

I'm not entirely convinced he truly believes in basic rights for the LGBT either. Has he changed his mind about da dang dirty homos getting married? Is he going to lie about supporting it to try to get his own personal army? Probably.

Note he only comments to support a lesbian event. Give me a comment, or even a like on a gay event or any other event before I'll even consider ever believing Chris is actually invested in this cause at all.

 

[Holdek]

I love it when Chris comments "You rock, ladies." His heterosexuality is so obvious in his comments and actions.

Are you being sarcastic?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I suppose supporting LGBT rights is a better use of his money then legos. Still not as good as say, fixing his mom's teeth, but it's a start.

I'd say the same thing, if I didn't think that it was just a way too get attention and/or a white knight army, or china if his sweetheart turns out to be a MAJOR FRIGGING CYBER-BULLY AND TROLL.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Are you being sarcastic?

Yeah, I was trying to be funny and make a point at the same time. Hopefully you guys get what I'm saying with my comment.

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

"I also for an"

How do you typo "got" or "bought" so badly that autocorrect turns it into "for"?

And brother, Chris is officially a SJW. He just needs to use the word "privilege"

Nah, a true SJW would never buy a "love conquers hate" pin because that slogan is just something privileged people came up with to silence oppressed people and manipulate them into loving their oppressors. We all know the only thing that conquers hate is MORE RIGHTEOUS HATE. In that regard Chris is on track to be a very typical SJW, actually...

It is nice that some money is going to a good cause regardless of the motivation for it.

 

[Holdek]

Chris is undoubtedly pursuing this in support of his own interests, without a doubt. However, I tend to doubt that Barb ever emphasized any sort of values, as you assert, considering all we've ever heard of her actions (ex. Cole's childhood, relations with Chris as of late, etc.).

He's complained about her attitude toward his tomgirlishness though, and how he has to try and sneak his girl clothes out of the house before putting them on so she doesn't notice. I mean, she forcefully cut his long hair off even.

 

[Marvin]

This is a good point. If Chris didn't feel like he could use this as an excuse for his shitty behavior, he wouldn't give a shit.

I'm not entirely convinced he truly believes in basic rights for the LGBT either. Has he changed his mind about da dang dirty homos getting married? Is he going to lie about supporting it to try to get his own personal army? Probably.

Note he only comments to support a lesbian event. Give me a comment, or even a like on a gay event or any other event before I'll even consider ever believing Chris is actually invested in this cause at all.

If Chris knew he'd have to accept gay marriage in order to be consistent, he'd do it.

Chris still hates the gays, but he doesn't need to like them to be consistent.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

He's complained about her attitude toward his tomgirlishness though, and how he has to try and sneak his girl clothes out of the house before putting them on so she doesn't notice. I mean, she forcefully cut his long hair off even.

Well, that wasn't actually the point I was drawing on (I had meant her forcing him to sleep with her and denying him his right to sleep where he chooses) but what you're saying also upholds my point. Barb's action of cutting Chris' hair is denying him his freedom to express himself. That being said, it would seem to me that Barb and individual rights have, at best, a complicated relationship.

 

[bradsternum]

After we deal with bullying, what are we going to do with all the god damned whiny ass pussies?

 

[slep]

I can't believe he still uses a handicapped parking stop.

There is nothing physically wrong with him that he needs to take up spots reserved for people who actually need them. What a ass.

Agreed. Some people would call it A-Logging to claim that Chris abuses his status as a disabled person and it makes all other disabled people in need look bad, but here we are with the proof of him doing just that.