Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Dumb quick question regarding Part 29 of Geno Samuel's documentary series for any Christorians...

Chris is found to have impersonated Jenkins Jinkies and reports 2 very specific homosexual encounters in his youth. Almost bizarrely specific that if we weren't confident Chris' repelling personality and looks have ensured his virginity until Mia Hamm, I'd say this fella has been diddled.

Was there any discussion of how strangely specific this was or question if he's referring to something that actually did happen to Chris while posting as Jenkens Jinkies?

Here's the message in question: https://youtu.be/v9tkCwNaX-A?t=688
This likely didn't happen to Chris at all because he would've mentioned it a lot or hell he would've twisted the story a lot to boast that he has been sexual since he was a child. Chris gives away information so easily and he would've definitely told people about it as a justification for why he hates homosexuals or how he is not a virgin, heck he would've used it as pity points to act like a victim of rape.
 
Dumb quick question regarding Part 29 of Geno Samuel's documentary series for any Christorians...

Chris is found to have impersonated Jenkins Jinkies and reports 2 very specific homosexual encounters in his youth. Almost bizarrely specific that if we weren't confident Chris' repelling personality and looks have ensured his virginity until Mia Hamm, I'd say this fella has been diddled.

Was there any discussion of how strangely specific this was or question if he's referring to something that actually did happen to Chris while posting as Jenkens Jinkies?

Here's the message in question: https://youtu.be/v9tkCwNaX-A?t=688
Well Borb did brainwash Chris into believing that he went mute when he had the babysitter put him on time out or even told Chris he was abused and touched by a school staff.
 
Dumb quick question regarding Part 29 of Geno Samuel's documentary series for any Christorians...

Chris is found to have impersonated Jenkins Jinkies and reports 2 very specific homosexual encounters in his youth. Almost bizarrely specific that if we weren't confident Chris' repelling personality and looks have ensured his virginity until Mia Hamm, I'd say this fella has been diddled.

Was there any discussion of how strangely specific this was or question if he's referring to something that actually did happen to Chris while posting as Jenkens Jinkies?

Here's the message in question: https://youtu.be/v9tkCwNaX-A?t=688
Well, obviously it's been discussed here before, but yeah, after trooning out Chris admitted that he took the idea from Family Guy. It will be mentioned later in the series.
 
Dumb quick question regarding Part 29 of Geno Samuel's documentary series for any Christorians...

Chris is found to have impersonated Jenkins Jinkies and reports 2 very specific homosexual encounters in his youth. Almost bizarrely specific that if we weren't confident Chris' repelling personality and looks have ensured his virginity until Mia Hamm, I'd say this fella has been diddled.

Was there any discussion of how strangely specific this was or question if he's referring to something that actually did happen to Chris while posting as Jenkens Jinkies?

Here's the message in question: https://youtu.be/v9tkCwNaX-A?t=688
IIRC, I think Bob helped Chris with that story to troll the trolls. I know Bob wanted to fight fire with fire by trolling a McDonald's manager. As far as Bob was aware, the thought trolls existed exclusively to torment Chris failing to notice there are other people who have been trolled and catfished in the past.
 
IIRC, I think Bob helped Chris with that story to troll the trolls. I know Bob wanted to fight fire with fire by trolling a McDonald's manager. As far as Bob was aware, the thought trolls existed exclusively to torment Chris failing to notice there are other people who have been trolled and catfished in the past.
Do you think some people treat Bob as a saint?
 
So depending on where Chris' life takes him in the end is going to probably affect how a movie adaptation of his life in terms of tone and what to focus on.
Chris will die a pauper with all 4 of his limbs missing thanks to the Pepsi machine he keeps next to his television. The End


Barb dies and Chris goes full Sonichu. Cole finds out about this and gets him institutionalized. Then sells idea of this movie to Netflix, they butcher it by making Chris troon from the beginning and not autistic, but Cole gives it higher score anyway, since he is involved.
No, Chris will leave a clause in his will prohibiting every company except for Lifetime & Cartoon Network from doing a biopic.
 
I look foreword to the terrible indie art film made about Chris after he dies.
Oh I know when chris finally gurgles out his last "Hm, yeah..." and dies the entire internet who barely knew him is going to come knocking on sites like this accusing us all of ruining his life. Pure reactionary BS when of course they didn't give a shit about him when he was alive. Same thing happens when actual celebs die, everyone pretends to give a shit for about 3 hours then they're forgotten forever.
 
You're aware of the Joseph Draft project? That looked pretty bad, we'll allegedly never get the chance to see it.
Ideally, someone who is famous and also into non-Hollywood weirdos would have to get involved, rather than weens and troons from YouTube. Someone from outside the maelstrom of internet drama rabbit-holes, who can objectively look at all of CWC's life and frame it artistically without too much judgment.

Let the viewer decide, rather than demanding the viewer how to feel (I see too many of that from creators on YouTube: they show a video of something scary/sad/funny but still feel the need to tell the viewer that the content is scary/sad/funny. Scorsese doesn't tell you how the fuck to feel about Tommy getting shot in 'Goodfellas.' It's not that bloody difficult.).

Whoever our generation's answer to David Lynch is would be the ideal choice, I guess. But I hold little faith that will happen.
 
At best, Chris will be mentioned in a documentary 100 years from now about curiosities of the early internet. I saw a documentary on Netflix recently about famous freaks from the Barnum circus sideshows that used to travel the country, and it immediately made me think of Chris. I can't see any serious filmmaker wanting their career wrapped up with him because of all the autism that circles everything he does. The only people who want anything to do with him right now are hacks looking for easy e-fame.
 
At best, Chris will be mentioned in a documentary 100 years from now about curiosities of the early internet. I saw a documentary on Netflix recently about famous freaks from the Barnum circus sideshows that used to travel the country, and it immediately made me think of Chris. I can't see any serious filmmaker wanting their career wrapped up with him because of all the autism that circles everything he does. The only people who want anything to do with him right now are hacks looking for easy e-fame.
I mean, movies have been made about freaks before. I would thoroughly enjoy a terrible movie adaptation of Chris' life, where they try and paint him as some kind of noble gender blob who was literally murdered by the tranny hating kiwifarms. It would make for a great Kiwi movienight
 
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Grade A grammar from Chris.
 
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