Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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God when chris shows off his chest you can see what looks like a rash near his neckline. Its like either a mite infestation or filth from not bathing.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
This is what happens when you think that Axe body spray is at the same level as cleanliness as taking a shower.
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Heh, its something chris and ancient plague doctors have in common. "If it smells good, then its clean, right?"

Okay, since doing the reactions I notice chis is doing his constant 'sticking out his tongue all the fucking time' thing here in this video too. I'd been wondering if this was new or not and I apparently have my answer.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Heh, its something chris and ancient plague doctors have in common. "If it smells good, then its clean, right?"

Okay, since doing the reactions I notice chis is doing his constant 'sticking out his tongue all the fucking time' thing here in this video too. I'd been wondering if this was new or not and I apparently have my answer.
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It's his signature movr. He's like a female rapper, only he's white, has a penis, and no monies.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Heh, its something chris and ancient plague doctors have in common. "If it smells good, then its clean, right?"

Okay, since doing the reactions I notice chis is doing his constant 'sticking out his tongue all the fucking time' thing here in this video too. I'd been wondering if this was new or not and I apparently have my answer.
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He thinks he's being cool by acting like a toddler.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
Another reason why I think he'll stick out his tongue is that he thinks acting like a toddler will get him a girlfriend because in his mind, means that a girl will find him "cute".
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I think its just chris trying to wet his lips and not understanding when you do that you actually dry them out. He has no understanding of social cues, like how he'll just blast a fart and think an under-the-breath 'excuse me' will make the smell go away. Remember, he was banned from the gym partly because he would loudly belch and fart without consideration of others in the room.
 
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God when chris shows off his chest you can see what looks like a rash near his neckline. Its like either a mite infestation or filth from not bathing.
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While this very well may be a rash from bugs/poor hygiene its likely from HRT treatment. Acne and skin rashes are a common side effect of estrogen drugs. Specifically the gels/creams which chris has def used.

In regards to the video. Man these are getting hard to watch. The production and delivery quality hasn't gotten worse the subject has. Chris's transition is just difficult to watch. His early escapades were just as crazy but watching a grown man rubbing his tits with vibrator eggs is painful.

The gamestop saga is entertaining but its the same old hat. Chris does something inappropriate, the person/business bans/blocks them, chris rages for a few weeks then moves on. Its just gotten sad to watch a once naive autistic lovable oaf devolve into this deformed mutant.

Im reminded of a line from zeropunctuations video on duke nukem forever

" First show of the long awaited comeback tour and the singer's hung himself with the microphone cord. But hes trying to sing anyway, forcing a smile and choking out lyrics in between grotesque spasms, and you're wondering wether its kinder to cut him down or swing on his legs to help him on his way"
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
While this very well may be a rash from bugs/poor hygiene its likely from HRT treatment. Acne and skin rashes are a common side effect of estrogen drugs. Specifically the gels/creams which chris has def used.

In regards to the video. Man these are getting hard to watch. The production and delivery quality hasn't gotten worse the subject has. Chris's transition is just difficult to watch. His early escapades were just as crazy but watching a grown man rubbing his tits with vibrator eggs is painful.

The gamestop saga is entertaining but its the same old hat. Chris does something inappropriate, the person/business bans/blocks them, chris rages for a few weeks then moves on. Its just gotten sad to watch a once naive autistic lovable oaf devolve into this deformed mutant.

Im reminded of a line from zeropunctuations video on duke nukem forever

" First show of the long awaited comeback tour and the singer's hung himself with the microphone cord. But hes trying to sing anyway, forcing a smile and choking out lyrics in between grotesque spasms, and you're wondering wether its kinder to cut him down or swing on his legs to help him on his way"
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This is what I call the void saga because almost nothing happens but chris stagnating in his own little world and begs for money. I mean, he did all the videos in this era to try and remind people he had an amazon wishlist and amiibos for sale. I'd say the void saga was bad but this period ends with the Idea Guys, which was way worse than chris being boring.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I think its just chris trying to wet his lips and not understanding when you do that you actually dry them out. He has no understanding of social cues, like how he'll just blast a fart and think an under-the-breath 'excuse me' will make the smell go away. Remember, he was banned from the gym partly because he would loudly belch and fart without consideration of others in the room.
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Exactly, just look at his random-access humor.
 
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This is what I call the void saga because almost nothing happens but chris stagnating in his own little world and begs for money. I mean, he did all the videos in this era to try and remind people he had an amazon wishlist and amiibos for sale. I'd say the void saga was bad but this period ends with the Idea Guys, which was way worse than chris being boring.
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Its almost like chris is beginning to notice his irrelevance at this point, even if its just subconsciously. Most of the trolls have moved on, no more fake sweethearts, no more notoriety. Just another curiosity watched from afar by intrigued onlookers as chris tries desperately to eek some meaning out of his wasted life. No longer the victim of malevolent bystanders instead the victim of his own actions.

During some of the early sagas chris had tons of people vying for his attention. He seemed to revel in it, even if most of the attention was negative. Look at his engagement with liquid for instance. It was almost like a game to him. Someone actually paying attention to him instead of the dead cold void that is the Chandler household. At this point he's just a foot note in internet history. Only obsessed over by fools like us trying to parse some kind of meaning from the chaotic doldrum that was the life of Christian Weston Chandler.
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
Its almost like chris is beginning to notice his irrelevance at this point, even if its just subconsciously. Most of the trolls have moved on, no more fake sweethearts, no more notoriety. Just another curiosity watched from afar by intrigued onlookers as chris tries desperately to eek some meaning out of his wasted life. No longer the victim of malevolent bystanders instead the victim of his own actions.
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Chris doesn't mind his life choices, he's fine with playing with toys all day. All the drama trolls put in his life wasn't something he wanted. When the classic trolls broke up, he went and did his own thing for awhile until more trolls get ahold of him, plus he wanted to monetize his fanbase, and those got him back into the limelight.
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During some of the early sagas chris had tons of people vying for his attention. He seemed to revel in it, even if most of the attention was negative. Look at his engagement with liquid for instance. It was almost like a game to him. Someone actually paying attention to him instead of the dead cold void that is the Chandler household.
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There was a lot of manipulation involved. Like Chris wanted to ignore Liquid at first, but people who had his ear thought there was potential in the two interacting and told him if he didn't reply to Liquid, he could lose the copyright to Sonichu.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris doesn't mind his life choices, he's fine with playing with toys all day. All the drama trolls put in his life wasn't something he wanted. When the classic trolls broke up, he went and did his own thing for awhile until more trolls get ahold of him, plus he wanted to monetize his fanbase, and those got him back into the limelight.
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It's odd that the trolls got him to be more active and productive than his parents. If trolls were never introduced to Chris, he could just be playing with toys and vidya all day without the trooning.
 
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Abarefiller said:
Any doubts I'd ever have about Chris actually being trans were instantly shot down the moment I saw the "lesbian slumber party" video.

Like damn, being a transphobe and constantly dead-naming himself wasn't enough.
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Every time i hear someone cry about chris getting misgendered or deadnamed thats my first thought. Does he have signs of disphoria? Sure. But he is the biggest transphobe/bigot out there. Idk if chris's transition is legitimate but his hatred of other people in his position and tendency to discriminate against them sucks away any sympathy i would have for him.

Its pretty Obv that chris looks at his transition as an outlet to improve his chances of getting laid with cis women. When anyone tells me "oh trans people aren't just transitioning to sneak into girls bathrooms and creep on women" chris is the first person that pops into my mind. He may not be in the majority but people like him are what give straight folks pause anytime an issue on trans rights gets brought up. Specifically because of his fetishism of the female body.
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
Every time i hear someone cry about chris getting misgendered or deadnamed thats my first thought. Does he have signs of disphoria? Sure. But he is the biggest transphobe/bigot out there. Idk if chris's transition is legitimate but his hatred of other people in his position and tendency to discriminate against them sucks away any sympathy i would have for him.

Its pretty Obv that chris looks at his transition as an outlet to improve his chances of getting laid with cis women. When anyone tells me "oh trans people aren't just transitioning to sneak into girls bathrooms and creep on women" chris is the first person that pops into my mind. He may not be in the majority but people like him are what give straight folks pause anytime an issue on trans rights gets brought up. Specifically because of his fetishism of the female body.
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Chris has Autogynephilia.

Per wiki:
The DSM-5 states that adolescent and adult males with late-onset gender dysphoria "frequently engage in transvestic behavior with sexual excitement."[2] "Habitual fetishistic transvestism developing into autogynephilia" is given as a risk factor for gender dysphoria to develop.
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