Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
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I love that chris's comment to geno was basically "Seeing as I am god of all the universes and created everything and by extension also created you". What a smug fucking prick. Even when someone spends time and energy on something chris still finds a way to take credit for it. Im surprised chris hasnt demanded money from geno yet. Obv geno couldnt have created the doc without the shitshow that is chris's life but still geno has done more work in a year on this series than chris has done in his entire life.
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
I love that chris's comment to geno was basically "Seeing as I am god of all the universes and created everything and by extension also created you". What a smug fucking prick. Even when someone spends time and energy on something chris still finds a way to take credit for it. Im surprised chris hasnt demanded money from geno yet. Obv geno couldnt have created the doc without the shitshow that is chris's life but still geno has done more work in a year on this series than chris has done in his entire life.
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Chris is giving me Marcus Wesson vibes.
 
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Nickhayes1988 said:
I love that chris's comment to geno was basically "Seeing as I am god of all the universes and created everything and by extension also created you". What a smug fucking prick. Even when someone spends time and energy on something chris still finds a way to take credit for it. Im surprised chris hasnt demanded money from geno yet. Obv geno couldnt have created the doc without the shitshow that is chris's life but still geno has done more work in a year on this series than chris has done in his entire life.
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I'm surprised chris hasn't tried calling the billing companies and demanded that they cancel his debt or he'll send them all to cwc-hell.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris will die a pauper with all 4 of his limbs missing thanks to the Pepsi machine he keeps next to his television. The End



No, Chris will leave a clause in his will prohibiting every company except for Lifetime & Cartoon Network from doing a biopic.
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A Cartoon Network biopic would be based if we can get Oney to play Chris
 
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I have watched all previous videos and have been familiar with Chris for years, but this video just annoyed me. Like Chris himself annoyed me, between his ugly mug and his demands for lesbian sleepovers while wanting Gamestop to crumble for not letting him assault their employees.

I'm not sure how people can really stand being around him. You know he smells like unwiped ass, he sings and blows raspberries, is completely self-centered. I could not imagine what having him as a student was like for those poor teachers.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I have watched all previous videos and have been familiar with Chris for years, but this video just annoyed me. Like Chris himself annoyed me, between his ugly mug and his demands for lesbian sleepovers while wanting Gamestop to crumble for not letting him assault their employees.

I'm not sure how people can really stand being around him. You know he smells like unwiped ass, he sings and blows raspberries, is completely self-centered. I could not imagine what having him as a student was like for those poor teachers.
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The sarcasm video he made reacting to the other sleepover party was weird. You never really se him talking like that offsetting
 
i_fist_nuns said:
Dumb quick question regarding Part 29 of Geno Samuel's documentary series for any Christorians...

Chris is found to have impersonated Jenkins Jinkies and reports 2 very specific homosexual encounters in his youth. Almost bizarrely specific that if we weren't confident Chris' repelling personality and looks have ensured his virginity until Mia Hamm, I'd say this fella has been diddled.

Was there any discussion of how strangely specific this was or question if he's referring to something that actually did happen to Chris while posting as Jenkens Jinkies?

Here's the message in question: https://youtu.be/v9tkCwNaX-A?t=688
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Could also be the “information overload”. Which I suspect was one of the contributing factors that let the cat outta the bag.

But who knows. Not much is said about chris’ church life as a youth.
 
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Ok, I'll drop my 2 cents into "is Chris really trans". I am not going with modern science, because it is polluted by political correctness, so I will put it this way - has Chris been thinking of himself as female for all his life and then decided to play along with it or it's just some trickery to get pussy/escape self-hatred/loneliness/etc? I think, it's the latter and that's why:
  • Chris hates other males, because they steal girls around him, they are better than him, they have sex and also they troll him. At some point his absolute hatred started affecting him too, so he began hating himself too for being a male. Hell, he even hated his own penis for that.
  • Chris was very confused about all this stuff. In the conversation with Sonichu girls forum he mentioned something about "loving his female side" and that he probably would be a good female.
  • As soon as Chris trooned out, he began talking about having lesbo sex. This kinda shows his motive.
  • Chris accepted G only after conversation with Emily, who said that taking only L without the rest is hypocritical and that lesbians aren't going to love a homophobe.
  • Chris, despite using LGBTQ as a shield, refused to have sex with MtF's like any normal person, because "if it had a dick, it doesn't count" DESPITE HAVING A DICK HIMSELF.
  • Some people argue, that he was always like that, but his parents repressed him. That can be true about his hate for homos and blacks, but he trooned out right before Bob's death, effectively killing him, and didn't stop despite Barb threatening to kill herself.
  • Yes, I agree, it began with sports bra's that he refused to take off. Maybe during that he felt like it was something akin to having a woman around and then it got worse.
 
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There is actually pretty old evidence and cases of chris chan mentioning that he feels his 'soul is female/feminine' that predate the bra, and considering when he 'came out' as trans it was very much around this concept of having a 'female lesbian soul's trapped in a male body' I think there's some merit to the idea that his trans thoughts predate the sports bra.
 
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AnAccount said:
There is actually pretty old evidence and cases of chris chan mentioning that he feels his 'soul is female/feminine' that predate the bra, and considering when he 'came out' as trans it was very much around this concept of having a 'female lesbian soul's trapped in a male body' I think there's some merit to the idea that his trans thoughts predate the sports bra.
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I'd count that as the evidence, but he said it around a bunch of "girls", so maybe it was just extremely autistic attempt at telling "oh, girls, I understand you so well".

Mariposa Electrique said:
Lol, I love how people just love to claim that Chris is a kind, normal person who just deserves a chance at life.
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My favorite is "Chris only wanted love, but a bunch of sociopaths used that against him". Yeah, right, it's not like when one of his sweethearts died, he wasted no time to tell another one that he loves her. I am not even talking about him cheating on Ivy, who he proposed to.
 
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