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This is what retards actually believe.
It still pisses me off he made Robee a trans. I don't know if it's that I hate the Sonees and how retarded they look, or that it was another self insert, or that it displays the naivety and lack of awareness to the dangers of being trans. At no point did Robee go through an op, have to dilate his infectious gash, explain to his parents the smell of shit in the room is the yeast and bacteria in his infectious wound, be in agony sitting down, or face copious social rejection. Anyway, that's enough ranting about a fictional character...
Chris Does The Woman Business
This was a brilliant episode. It was fitting that Part L would be Part Lesbian and Part Loser too. Here, Christian shows he's still where he was ten years prior, imagining himself as Gordon Gecko of Wall Street, complete with a corner office. At no point does the dumb fuck realize if he was the CEO, he could pick what office he received. The video was clearly another love quest, poorly veiled, where he hopes to ensnare a smart, upcoming secretary with a pencil skirt, whose hopes to make it in a man's world in corporate america are about to take a craaaaazy new twist. Instead, she'd be cleaning up cat shit, steering Barb to the toilet before she wets herself, rubbing creaming into her scabies, and driving to all the fast food joints to collect meals for her boss, who is banned for scaring children. It's sort of a genius move by Chris, trying to kill two birds with one stone: he completes the love quest, and gets someone to run his etsy store. All this woman needs is:
1) to be boyfriend free
2) attractive
3) younger than christian
4) able to drive
5) like cats
6) be a skilled animator
7) be a skilled figure sculptor and painter.
VIII) a time traveller from the 1940s thus not aware of sexual harassment policies
9) be pro trans
10) be willing to carry the future child of our saviour and creator
11) negotiate with big corporations like Mattel, Sony, Sega, Nintendo
12) To not kill Christian in his sleep.
You could have a benevolent genie, 20 free wishes, and a mulligan ,and he still wouldn't know how to make that kind of a human being. Even a robotic Stepford Wife would turn Skynet-tier in its programming after one day with Christian.
Christian vs Johan
Only Christian could lose a vote to a gay pornstar with AIDS on who should impregnate a lesbian. The thing is though, given how one is able to combat (but not defeat) AIDS with drugs these days, it's entirely possible that it would be more merciful to live a shortened life, than as the genetic progeny of Cwcville's deity. I'd seen the audition tape before, uncensored, but as a hypothetical Lesbian, I have no idea how I'd react to being spun like a plate on an allen-key shaped dick. This is why I'm still not entirely sure Christian lost his virginity, or if he did, it was a quick In and Out like Navy Seals in Bin Laden's house.
Christian and His Waifu
When my waifu saw this (Biiko from Project A-Ko), she recognised that body pillow from a Waifu Abuse Center she volunteers at. Since Chris abused her, nobody wants that waifu. Seriously, waifus are for laifu, not just for christmas.
Christian and Language
In this video more than most others, I see a lot of, "...and such" and "other things." Christian will begin lists, and often struggle after the first point. It makes me wonder if he genuinely has ADHD, It's not that you run around, high on sugar, but that your brain tends to prioritize tasks in a weird way. Treat it like being a computer that's given 10 tasks, but you tend to drop them when 50%, 75%, or 90% done, to pick up something else. It might explain why he can't manage the Etsy store, because the slightest tangent will become a priority.
My Holy Fuck Moment
Im well versed on this part of Christian's life, so I tend to learn more from seeing it put into the bigger picture. Geno chronologically presenting Christian's life helps me to get the bigger picture, and how things led to future events. Having seen the Audition video, and ebegging before, I didn't really react with WOWs or OMGs in this video... until this moment. THIS is what put a whole lot of things into perspective. Barb....
This moment here puts all those docile, doe-eyed, alzheimers looking moments right. She's here as the manipulator. Just like threatening suicide if Chris tries to have some independence, or if Bob tries to remove the hoard. I recall the time when she refused to cook for Christian and Bob ever again, because they didnt eat her spaghetti, but now I think... what if that was just her excuse to get out of cooking. She was waiting for that moment, so that she could do less. Here, with her slight smile, and narrow glare, she's appraising Christian's performance, so she can get all the dollars she wants. Evil, evil bitch.
