Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Oh I'm sure he was fuming when he didn't get any reply about his Sega executive position with his own licensed franchise and corner office.

It's kinda poetic how despite how he needed money desperately for barbs numerous "medical bills" by essentially begging for money from people after he was banned from etsy and eventually ebay, we have a bunch of present day enablers taking advantage of a gap in a market of people that have wanted a little piece of Chris and his so called "legacy" and it seems like not only are they far more capable of selling merch better then Chris ever will be able to, but he is not getting as much of a cut profit wise as Chris first thought.

God help Chris when snorlax kicks the bucket and he's left to handle all the responsibilities for himself. He'll be freaking out on twitter and you're literally going to have people have walkthrough conversations with him about how to organise people to move shit out of his house, selling shit in his house, getting evicted etc.
 
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Well another gem. This video made me look up Barb, and holy shit, she turns 80 this year. How the hell is she alive? Can't the grim reaper find her in the hoard, or is she already so dead looking that the ferryman presumes she already set sail. It can't be long now; bad diet, bad lifestyle, no exercise... then one day Chris will find her, and the only clue he'll have that she died is the cats will be eating her.

So, what did I learn? Nothing. Christian is as entitled as ever. He can't imagine that Cole's money is Cole's money, and that he isn't expected or obligated to give it to them. The way Christian does a paid greeting video, but then advertises his services in said video just reeks of laziness. It's like having commercials inserted into your wedding video.

The taint is given brief mention, but that Rule of Rose style string music really helped to sell the insanity milestone we had crossed. By now, ebegging, mutilation, trying to whore himself out to a wealthy but blind, deaf, and tolerant woman with good looks and no sense of smell, and that 5 year old pouty whine are a sign we've reached modern day Christian in full swing. This is him today, minus one key ingredient... the Idea Guys.

And if anything, I am thankful for them. Okay, it takes cunts to rob an autistic tranny, but chris was going to piss that money away anyhow. The merge stuff annoying you? Well if it wasn't around, you'd just have more ebegging and pony nonsense. It's sad to say but even without the watchmen and white knights, should you gain access to Christian's trust, he is a tapped well.

He has no interest in writing dire comics. He has no desire to do lets plays. He doesn't want to push merchandise. He can't be motivated to drive to Ohio or chase girls. Well done to Geno for taking us this far, and showing us a hilarious journey of Ups and Downs (Syndrome), where a young boy with a dream and a desire to share it with the world, morphed into a hambeast with zero responsibility, that tried to carve a gash and some piss flaps into his gooch to free his chromosome power.

Gosh, time has aged Chris in subtle ways. He's always been fat and lazy, and deluded, but his mid-late 30s and upcoming 40s will be merciless. Everything he was in 2006 has become massively magnified by 2016. If he reaches 2026 I put money on him being norman bates, running the sonichu motel.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
Part 51 up after all
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>that thumbnail
Only Chris could troon out so badly, that somehow he is looking more grizzly and caveman-like with a green hair and a top.

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You are fine while you are JUSTED, but you are fucked when you are JULAYED
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you know at first I was swearing off this documentary since geno caved and is referring to chris as she/her..but then i kinda understand why. He's not doing it because he wants to honestly honor chris's trooning out. He's doing it so the documentary doesn't get shut down by jewtube for hate speech and transphobia.

also i picked one helluva time to return to this documentary because he finally made it to the unclit saga.

im late in saying this because ive avoided everything to do with the documentary including this thread itself
 
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"All- Yall got the pussi?" - Chris Sonichu Ricardo Weston Chandler (2016)

Chris really thought a fat man, dressed in a tight shirt and shorts, sea weed hair, talking like a 5 year old, and holding an anime pillow would have women throwing themselves at him. It's amazing how he has only gotten more delusional since.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
you know at first I was swearing off this documentary since geno caved and is referring to chris as she/her..but then i kinda understand why. He's not doing it because he wants to honestly honor chris's trooning out. He's doing it so the documentary doesn't get shut down by jewtube for hate speech and transphobia.

also i picked one helluva time to return to this documentary because he finally made it to the unclit saga.

im late in saying this because ive avoided everything to do with the documentary including this thread itself
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I forgive him, since he himself sometimes slips and calls him Chris instead of Christine and him instead of her.
 
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you know at first I was swearing off this documentary since geno caved and is referring to chris as she/her..but then i kinda understand why. He's not doing it because he wants to honestly honor chris's trooning out. He's doing it so the documentary doesn't get shut down by jewtube for hate speech and transphobia.

also i picked one helluva time to return to this documentary because he finally made it to the unclit saga.

im late in saying this because ive avoided everything to do with the documentary including this thread itself
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Imagine telling yourself in 2007 that in 2021 Chris is a tranny who looks like Ben Franklin and it is considered hate speech to not refer to him as her on every major social media platform.
 
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Geno with those sentences at the end of every video are on point.

So Chris was/probably still is defending incest.
He sounded like a wookie when that camera fell over.
Chris trying to come to terms of how money works.

It's interesting this was probably the beginning point of the Financhu Crisis, and right now, he hasn't e-begged in a while. I wonder how many people would tell Chris about the finances, since that's a trigger for him (see Barb mentioning money in an intro of a video of his).
 
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GherkinRealness said:
With this part of the saga now done is just gonna get more and more depressing. I can imagine Geno taking more time off between parts from hereon. Gonna be a miserable time researching each episode.
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I read this for a second as "taking more time off between parts from HEROIN" and I suppose that might be one of the only things that might help the poor man cope with having to write about this guy on a constant basis.
 
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After watching Geno's documentary series, I decided to find my inner Chris-Chan and strangle it, before any more private info on my life goes online. Trust me, there is Chris in every single one of us.
Then I went on a purge of my digital footprint, finding cringey comments I posted back when I was 14 and went as far as contacting site owners to ask them politely to delete my shit off their sites and all of them did it. Found plenty of my online accounts I haven't used for a decade and I've purged them all.
I've been submitting up to 20 URLs per day to Google's "Remove outdated content tool" and after two months of work, I'm finally happy with my digital footprint and being less like Chris.
 
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Slavic Insider said:
After watching Geno's documentary series, I decided to find my inner Chris-Chan and strangle it, before any more private info on my life goes online. Trust me, there is Chris in every single one of us.
Then I went on a purge of my digital footprint, finding cringey comments I posted back when I was 14 and went as far as contacting site owners to ask them politely to delete my shit off their sites and all of them did it. Found plenty of my online accounts I haven't used for a decade and I've purged them all.
I've been submitting up to 20 URLs per day to Google's "Remove outdated content tool" and after two months of work, I'm finally happy with my digital footprint and being less like Chris.
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I have already found my inner Chrischan inspiration for making my update future videos to two close friends of mine via Messenger and I already disguised the style with my own to have them come bored and leave them super happy. That was all thanks to Geno Samuel who had ignited my passion for making unedited videos without having access to a real computer or installable apps.
 
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