Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

A trend in watching this series:

When Chris was nearing twenty, autism was that thing that should've let him have all the free stuff he wanted.
As Chris is nearing forty, autism is that thing that affects how his brain functions, even if his understanding of its effects is overly generalized and geared for maximum sympathy.
If Chris could eke it into his sixties, one wonders if his definition of autism would inch further towards "almost-but-not-quite" or completely regress.
 
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Henry Bemis said:
A trend in watching this series:

When Chris was nearing twenty, autism was that thing that should've let him have all the free stuff he wanted.
As Chris is nearing forty, autism is that thing that affects how his brain functions, even if his understanding of its effects is overly generalized and geared for maximum sympathy.
If Chris could eke it into his sixties, one wonders if his definition of autism would inch further towards "almost-but-not-quite" or completely regress.
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Seems like he would be the perfect candidate for a medical study. I think there was a paper that referenced Chris. Imagine doctors getting access through the CWCki and thinking "I must see this Chris Chan." If Chris keeps going at his current pace, I don't think he'll make it towards that age.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Seems like he would be the perfect candidate for a medical study. I think there was a paper that referenced Chris. Imagine doctors getting access through the CWCki and thinking "I must see this Chris Chan." If Chris keeps going at his current pace, I don't think he'll make it towards that age.
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He'll be taken in as some sort of new exotic human specimen by a group of elite researches that are interested in studying the impact of unchecked autism caused by a lack of attunement and care for disadvantaged children, that's been cut off from a regular human development cycle into this autistic super demi-goddess that possesses this aura that no autist has ever had before.

He'll then be extensively studied by running through comprehensive psychological interviews, experimental social interactions in a variety of controlled situations, body scans of his brain and other relevant bodily functions and finally he'd be left in long periods of isolation and run through cycles of pain and trauma, to study his reaction and test his autistic abilities, like some sort of extraterrestrial.

Finally whenever he is deceased, every single part of his body will be dissected and analysed for further study and to develop plans and countermeasures to prevent similar situations arising in gifted children in the future.

His legacy will not only be a shit stain on the internet, but as a scientific case study quoted in multiple journal articles and research papers by professors in Harvard and Oxford universities and more.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
His legacy will not only be a shit stain on the internet, but as a scientific case study quoted in multiple journal articles and research papers by professors in Harvard and Oxford universities and more.
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What if after civilization falls, hundreds of years pass and the only surviving records is Chris Chan. So the rebuild society will have Chris as a god and everything will be about Chris?
 
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You can tell this fucker has been stretching things out, the last 10 episodes have been shit and if the events happened in 2010/2011 instead of 2015/2016 they would have been all in one episode or skipped entirely.
 
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Sir Joahim Browinson III said:
Yes, because nothing demonstrates your ability to impregnate a woman better than playing legos on camera in your thirties.
This is probably the only time nu-Chris gets close to be as tragically hillarious as Classic Chris.
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In a school desk where he can barely fit his distended gut and fat ass into, no less.

Instead of "semen donor candidate", he really looks like a molested child telling a therapist where the bad man touched him through puppets.

Flavius Anthemius said:
He'll be taken in as some sort of new exotic human specimen by a group of elite researches that are interested in studying the impact of unchecked autism caused by a lack of attunement and care for disadvantaged children, that's been cut off from a regular human development cycle into this autistic super demi-goddess that possesses this aura that no autist has ever had before.

He'll then be extensively studied by running through comprehensive psychological interviews, experimental social interactions in a variety of controlled situations, body scans of his brain and other relevant bodily functions and finally he'd be left in long periods of isolation and run through cycles of pain and trauma, to study his reaction and test his autistic abilities, like some sort of extraterrestrial.

Finally whenever he is deceased, every single part of his body will be dissected and analysed for further study and to develop plans and countermeasures to prevent similar situations arising in gifted children in the future.

His legacy will not only be a shit stain on the internet, but as a scientific case study quoted in multiple journal articles and research papers by professors in Harvard and Oxford universities and more.
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SamuellyGenie said:
Nah, I'm skipping things already. Not stretching anything out, Chris is just boring for you.
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Well, if Chris follows with his plan to use taser to speed up the merge, you can take your time - the series will end on a high note anyway.
 
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Yeah, I’ve noticed more reliance on full Chris videos than narration. Like Geno is having a few glasses of Suktinas wile Chris yammers on forever. Still enjoy them though. Keep up the good work.
 
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What if after civilization falls, hundreds of years pass and the only surviving records is Chris Chan. So the rebuild society will have Chris as a god and everything will be about Chris?
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It'd be the plot of that old novel A Canticle for Leibowitz, only a thousand times more autistic.

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