Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

After watching Geno's documentary series, I decided to find my inner Chris-Chan and strangle it, before any more private info on my life goes online. Trust me, there is Chris in every single one of us.
Then I went on a purge of my digital footprint, finding cringey comments I posted back when I was 14 and went as far as contacting site owners to ask them politely to delete my shit off their sites and all of them did it. Found plenty of my online accounts I haven't used for a decade and I've purged them all.
I've been submitting up to 20 URLs per day to Google's "Remove outdated content tool" and after two months of work, I'm finally happy with my digital footprint and being less like Chris.
you robbed the site of content you son of a bitch
 
So recently, Chris has been trying to boycott the new My Little Pony reboot on Twitter and here's the dumpster fire:
 

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Christ, is this series still dragging its weary-arse way onward? Even arseholes like Ben Saint and DStecks didn't drag things out so much for those sweet YouTube hits.

Eh, I admire the dedication, especially in this day and age where doing this kind of project can easily lead to Twitter lunatics ruining your life. It's a nice nostalgia trip, and about as unbiased as things can be these days.
 
Eh, I admire the dedication, especially in this day and age where doing this kind of project can easily lead to Twitter lunatics ruining your life. It's a nice nostalgia trip, and about as unbiased as things can be these days.
Agreed. I always looked at Geno's efforts and thought to myself "this is what Chris could have done with his Sonichu comic if he wasn't lazy and lacked motivation or drive". We'd probably be approaching issue 100 or possibly past that, if Chris put even a fraction of the effort Geno has since his last issue. I applaud his efforts and commitment to his project, something Chris has failed to do in the last decade.
 
Get out the popcorn.
Watched it. We're getting closer to the idea guy saga. Personally I skipped through the part were Chris was hiding about Trump and losing his temper about him. I think Chris had this aggressive hatred for Trump not just due to the shit he was reading online and the retarded LGBT influence but that Trump is everything he wanted to be back when he wasn't larping. People may not like him, but Trump is powerful, rich, appeared in popular media as a game show host and has done movie cameos, has a family, and can get China whenever he wants. Plus his fans saw him as a literal God Emperor even though it was a meme. Chris jusr couldn't stand it.

I unironically see alot of parallels between the two of them. They both have massive egos and they both eat utter trash. But unlike Chris, at least Trump has a long history of laughing at himself.
 
Watched it. We're getting closer to the idea guy saga. Personally I skipped through the part were Chris was hiding about Trump and losing his temper about him. I think Chris had this aggressive hatred for Trump not just due to the shit he was reading online and the retarded LGBT influence but that Trump is everything he wanted to be back when he wasn't larping. People may not like him, but Trump is powerful, rich, appeared in popular media as a game show host and has done movie cameos, has a family, and can get China whenever he wants. Plus his fans saw him as a literal God Emperor even though it was a meme. Chris jusr couldn't stand it.

I unironically see alot of parallels between the two of them. They both have massive egos and they both eat utter trash. But unlike Chris, at least Trump has a long history of laughing at himself.
People like Chris are the reason why Trump won in 2016.
 
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