Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

OMFG The letter to poor, traumatised Ching Chong...

I was going to ask "Was the Ivy Saga the height of Chris's self-degradation and humiliation?" but with Chris, does that question even make sense? Seems like every point in Chris's life is the height of his self-degradation and humiliation.
 
OMFG The letter to poor, traumatised Ching Chong...

I was going to ask "Was the Ivy Saga the height of Chris's self-degradation and humiliation?" but with Chris, does that question even make sense? Seems like every point in Chris's life is the height of his self-degradation and humiliation.
It never ends. Prepare yourself, the crazy train hasn't even gotten up to speed.
 
Any clue on how many parts there will be?

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40!!!! Good God. He is gonna be in therapy by the time he stops.
 
The way he talked to/about Ivy - Holy Hell, that was cringy! He talked to her the same way he was talking to her hermit crabs - like she was a pet...
That reminds me -- Geno missed a big piece of CWC trivia when he mentioned Crass and Champ. Even though Chris assumed Crass and Champ were a couple (probably because of his autistic insistence that everyone needs to pair up), the truth is that the crabs were not only both male, but were named after two of the trolls in the PVCC -- Crass and Champthom (who does not bullshit).
 
Ah, it's FapCup time. I was waiting for that, and sure enough I shuddered uncontrollably watching it again. Not to mention the creepy "hmmmm" bits following 'I love you' to Ivy. It seriously makes him sound like a creepy deranged stalker and that if a real Ivy ever did go to 14 BLC, it would have ended up putting the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

But the raging at Axe about homos using it is the best part and it never fails to crack me up.

This guy its doing GodBear's work. He's also done well in putting in some of the public reactions like the radio talk-shows discussing him rather then just purely relying on Chris Chan vids. This is surely the most comprehensive archive of Christory ever, and it will remain on the youtubes for many, many years to come even if he never completes it, but I think he will.
 
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I hope Geno goes into detail over the TWO mainstream radio shows that discussed the nasty things Chris said to Ivy.

It was pretty monumental that Boston and California radio once went into such detail early on in the "Classic" era.
 
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