Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

LoveYouLongTime said:
He kept pressing his knee against mine for the entire exchange with Bob, despite turning away from him when he would do it or pressing his arm against mine. Memories are flooding back...I remember when we initially sat down Chris very deliberately scooted the chair as close to me as possible, despite the chairs already being a reasonable distance from one another. But then he tried kissing me at the end which is what I was mostly scolding him about.

edit: I also want to apologize for anyone who suffered listening through to the audio and hearing my constant awkward laughing and "ums."
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Was that really you?

If so, you're pretty fucking disgusting. I already told BlueBalls that its pretty repulsive that he solicited cyber sex and a sex video with a blow up doll. If that was you, holy shit. You are absolutely disgusting. I mean, its in line with most of this forum, so you pretty much fit in. But, it was absolute degenerate shit you did. You are pretty much a whore who got payed in laughs.
 
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MrFortuneCookieFarts said:
Was that really you?

If so, you're pretty fucking disgusting. I already told BlueBalls that its pretty repulsive that he solicited cyber sex and a sex video with a blow up doll. If that was you, holy shit. You are absolutely disgusting. I mean, its in line with most of this forum, so you pretty much fit in. But, it was absolute degenerate shit you did. You are pretty much a whore who got payed in laughs.
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At least she acknowledges that she was wrong to do what she did and genuinely acts like she has regrets over it.
 
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MrFortuneCookieFarts said:
Was that really you?

If so, you're pretty fucking disgusting. I already told BlueBalls that its pretty repulsive that he solicited cyber sex and a sex video with a blow up doll. If that was you, holy shit. You are absolutely disgusting. I mean, its in line with most of this forum, so you pretty much fit in. But, it was absolute degenerate shit you did. You are pretty much a whore who got payed in laughs.
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This sounds pretty dumb almost a decade later, y'know?

My date with the man in the picklesuit went really well though, in case you were wondering!
 
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I might've been criticizing this Doc series before, but thats because I'm really not that fond of entire videos with narration over it. An awful lot of the shit Chris did between 2002-2008 is actually pretty boring for me, and I didn't need literally every detail of what Chris did at PVCC told without brevity.

That said, I just have a lot of trouble watching shit like this on a computer screen. I'd rather tune in on my PS4 on a big widescreen TV back on the main island. It does help it be more bearable.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I might've been criticizing this Doc series before, but thats because I'm really not that fond of entire videos with narration over it. An awful lot of the shit Chris did between 2002-2008 is actually pretty boring for me, and I didn't need literally every detail of what Chris did at PVCC told without brevity.

That said, I just have a lot of trouble watching shit like this on a computer screen. I'd rather tune in on my PS4 on a big widescreen TV back on the main island. It does help it be more bearable.
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I think it started out pretty boring and meh the first couple of episodes, but now i'm looking forward to each one. But hey, that's just my opinion 8)
 
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shouldnt the new episode be dropping today?
 
A lot of his trolls seem unironically gay. Getting a retard to jack off because he thinks your a girl doesn't make it not gay. Saying its just "for lulz" seems like the "its just a prank bro when I sucked your dick" argument.
 
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Heckler1 said:
A lot of his trolls seem unironically gay. Getting an exceptional individual to jack off because he thinks your a girl doesn'y make it not gay. Saying its just "for lulz" seems like the "its just a prank bro when I sucked your dick" argument.
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Joshua Martinez made Chris take him out to dinner and pay? That's a date dude, its not "trolling." They even cybered together. Totally gay according to this homo.
 
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The way he talked to/about Ivy - Holy Hell, that was cringy! He talked to her the same way he was talking to her hermit crabs - like she was a pet; a stupid animal who'd delight in being talked down to like they were an infant (which gets even more disturbing when he used that same tone when talking about their eventual 'sex times' - together). *hurk!*

I also forgot about that wedding comic. I was always horrified by the amount of air freshners their room required. I mean, I know he meant to have them in to add a romantic ambience- but all I could think was how bad did the room have to have stink in order to require that many air freshners to mask it? And plug in air freshners can be plenty potent. Can you just imagine just how cloying that artificial floral smell would've been?

Never knew he traced his dick in that one panel - I just thought it was another case of CWC's poor use of proportions. So, there's something that'll haunt my nightmares.

And finishing their sexy times with orange flavored CWC soda. The horror...
 
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Holiday Special said:
Joshua Martinez made Chris take him out to dinner and pay? That's a date dude, its not "trolling." They even cybered together. Totally gay according to this homo.
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Do we know if Joshua Martinez has a criminal record? Forcing someone to watch you eat while they get nothing seems like a prison thing.
 
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