Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[LoveYouLongTime]

Part of me genuinely feels bad for you in that situation; because no one deserves to have that kind of unwanted attention forced upon them. But, didn't you expect him to try something like this on you when you set this meeting up? Also, did you know that Bob was going to be in attendance?

And, just out of morbid curiosity - did he try to kiss you before or after he asked to kiss your cheek?

I honestly didn't think he would invade my space like that, but I guess in hindsight I put myself in that situation, haha. So he bailed on our original date because his parents thought I was a troll, but I pestered him enough and set up another time. I don't think I knew prior he was bringing his dad, hence why I sat there for a good hour trying to find an opening to get Chris alone. As for the kiss, I don't think he asked me at all(edit: I just skimmed the audio and he mentioned the kiss on the cheek AFTER he attempted to plant one one me). At the very end when I was leaving him to go with @Marvin he held his arms out like he wanted a hug so just to entertain the notion I gave him one of those side hugs and that was when I saw it in the corner of my eye; his face puckered up coming for me.

Looking back, I do feel kind of bad because it kind of shows how deluded his parents were that they thought Chris might actually have found someone interested in him romantically.

 

[Heckler1]

At this point in the documentary I find it hard to feel sorry for Chris. He keep falling for the same shit over and over again, and puts himself in the positions he complains about. While I don't think he "deserved" a lot of what people did to him, its inescapable that at his core he is a selfish, egotistical manbaby.

Hell sometimes, Clyde and the others actually give him legitimately good advice, but because 1) he doesn't want to change 2) he is constantly babied and allowed to do what he wants instead of what he needs, he never bothers to make any kind of meaningful change.

 

[MahFibro!]

At the very end when I was leaving him to go with @Marvin he held his arms out like he wanted a hug so just to entertain the notion I gave him one of those side hugs and that was when I saw it in the corner of my eye; his face puckered up coming for me.

Trolling aside, I think something like CWC's puckered face leaning in for a kiss would've haunted my nightmares for years afterwards. Just...*shivers in horror*

Looking back, I do feel kind of bad because it kind of shows how deluded his parents were that they thought Chris might actually have found someone interested in him romantically.

I think all parents want to see their kids find love and thinking their kid could find love isn't wrong; the problem in this case is that CWC's parents should have known full well - just as CWC should've - that after all the other times prior where someone online pretended to like/love CWC, only to turn out to be a troll, the likelihood that he would find any true sweetheart online was never going to happen.

But then, it's just another example of them enabling him instead of trying to make him learn something from his mistakes. But then, by that point in his life, he was probably very much set in his ways and trying to make him learn something would have been a moot endeavor.

 

[Hummingbird]

You wasn't supposed to reveal my true form to people!



It's always my time to shine. But seriously, it's surreal(or maybe weird) that people are talking about this almost a decade later.



He kept pressing his knee against mine for the entire exchange with Bob, despite turning away from him when he would do it or pressing his arm against mine. Memories are flooding back...I remember when we initially sat down Chris very deliberately scooted the chair as close to me as possible, despite the chairs already being a reasonable distance from one another. But then he tried kissing me at the end which is what I was mostly scolding him about.

edit: I also want to apologize for anyone who suffered listening through to the audio and hearing my constant awkward laughing and "ums."

You definately took one for the team.

 

[CWCissey]

Bob really is interesting, love that he dunked on Chris in front of Emily!

 

[Lipitor]

I honestly didn't think he would invade my space like that, but I guess in hindsight I put myself in that situation, haha. So he bailed on our original date because his parents thought I was a troll, but I pestered him enough and set up another time. I don't think I knew prior he was bringing his dad, hence why I sat there for a good hour trying to find an opening to get Chris alone. As for the kiss, I don't think he asked me at all(edit: I just skimmed the audio and he mentioned the kiss on the cheek AFTER he attempted to plant one one me). At the very end when I was leaving him to go with @Marvin he held his arms out like he wanted a hug so just to entertain the notion I gave him one of those side hugs and that was when I saw it in the corner of my eye; his face puckered up coming for me.

Looking back, I do feel kind of bad because it kind of shows how deluded his parents were that they thought Chris might actually have found someone interested in him romantically.

I just love how shameless he is about romantic escalation, and feels like if he just waits long enough it's his. Like Bro, you brought your dad on a date with a girl, where you let him do most of the talking and sat their ignoring the palpable awkwardness, then out of a complete lack of situational awareness you assume all dates go like they do on TV, so you must be doing fine. Lol how old was he that he thought a food court date would work? Did he even offer to pay for your dinner?

 

[CWCissey]

Just got to the house tour bit, I will never listen to Natalie Imbruglia in the same way again...

 

[Nobunaga]

Im not an expert on christ but i need to ask
Why a pickle?

 

[CWCissey]

Im not an expert on christ but i need to ask
Why a pickle?

Sonichu hates pickles
Chris finds them phallic looking which made him uncomfortable at the time.

 

[Nobunaga]

Sonichu hates pickles
Chris finds them phallic looking which made him uncomfortable at the time.

Wouldnt @Marvin dressing as an faggot accomplish the same goal?
Either way thanks for the explanation

 

[CWCissey]

Wouldnt @Marvin dressing as an faggot accomplish the same goal?
Either way thanks for the explanation

Refuge in audacity.

 

[MahFibro!]

Lol how old was he that he thought a food court date would work? Did he even offer to pay for your dinner?

This was about ten years ago - so, twenty six?

And I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Bob paid for all three of them.

 

[Donald J Trump]

Can't help to feel sad for Bob again re-watching this footage, such a gentle and intelligent man but obviously a bit of a pushover. He had such great hopes for Chris and tried his best to get him on the right track. Being estranged from his successful kids that actually inherited something from him, ended up with an obsessive hoarder and a slow in the mind man child that is 100% barb. I'm afraid Bob is not resting peacefully in his grave.

 

[James Howlett]

Just got to the house tour bit, I will never listen to Natalie Imbruglia in the same way again...

"I am cold and I'm ashamed, crashing into slumber on the floor..."

Can't help to feel sad for Bob again re-watching this footage, such a gentle and intelligent man but obviously a bit of a pushover. He had such great hopes for Chris and tried his best to get him on the right track. Being estranged from his successful kids that actually inherited something from him, ended up with an obsessive hoarder and a slow in the mind man child that is 100% barb. I'm afraid Bob is not resting peacefully in his grave.

The letters Bob wrote Chris are the best evidence of that, and really one of the saddest relics in christory.

 

[Nobunaga]

Can't help to feel sad for Bob again re-watching this footage, such a gentle and intelligent man but obviously a bit of a pushover. He had such great hopes for Chris and tried his best to get him on the right track. Being estranged from his successful kids that actually inherited something from him, ended up with an obsessive hoarder and a slow in the mind man child that is 100% barb. I'm afraid Bob is not resting peacefully in his grave.

Did bobs other children atleast come to his funeral?

 

[bigshot]

I'm glad we got past the troll show and got back to great Chris videos at the end this time. The grandstanding of the trolls gets tiresome fast.

 

[Okkervils]

Did bobs other children atleast come to his funeral?

I believe only one of them. Can't remember which.

 

[Double Nigger]

It says a lot about the trolling campaigns where there was an obvious, tacit hard limit to it, broken only by literal 13 year olds. Admittedly it's pretty retarded to be nostalgic about the "chivalrous" old ways of trolling from 10 years ago but it was laid so bare in the videos that I realized how much I forgot that it was the way the Internet used to be back then. If this entire thing happened today CWC would've broken much earlier.

Also pretty funny to see the signs of his imminent transitioning. Hindsight makes it so obvious yet it makes me wonder if the shut-in trannies that the troll cliques were so full of back then had something to do with it.

 

[Holiday Special]

David, the son, did. Not the daughter as far as we know.

 

[FightenGnome]

Bob really is interesting, love that he dunked on Chris in front of Emily!

I bet if Bob were 50 years younger, she would have went to Watchmen with him and blew off both Chris and the Pickleman.

Did bobs other children atleast come to his funeral?

Just his son David. His daughter hadn't spoken to him in years and didn't even bother to show up.

At this point in the documentary I find it hard to feel sorry for Chris.

Same. Once we got over the BlueSpike stuff and possibly Simmons, we'd get back on track. I felt like this documentary was kind actually for cutting out the stuff it did for the sake of brevity. Chris comes across as far more creepier, and pathetic in the unedited audio. It could be cut in a way that portrays Chris in a more negative (and honest) light. He had a side woman lined up before he went on his date with Emily and didn't seem to really care that she stopped seeing him because of his actions.

I'm interested in the next couple videos with anticipation. After going through the Sagas, I think I find the Ivy Saga to be the most interesting. It's the closest Chris has ever had to a girlfriend. Ivy talks to him on the phone frequently, they talk about how to solve some of his problems, she tells him she cares about him, she talks about his work (Comics) and gives him ideas on what he should do for it, etc. She even tries to encourage him to not be afraid of Clyde.

She was a troll sure, but Chris didn't know that and she didn't act like the other "female" trolls. It's a genuine trip to his psyche and answers the hypothetical question "What if Chris actually had a girlfriend?"

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