Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Nobunaga]

I bet if Bob were 50 years younger, she would have went to Watchmen with him and blew off both Chris and the Pickleman.



Just his son David. His daughter hadn't spoken to him in years and didn't even bother to show up.

Same. Once we got over the BlueSpike stuff and possibly Simmons, we'd get back on track. I felt like this documentary was kind actually for cutting out the stuff it did for the sake of brevity. Chris comes across as far more creepier, and pathetic in the unedited audio. It could be cut in a way that portrays Chris in a more negative (and honest) light. He had a side woman lined up before he went on his date with Emily and didn't seem to really care that she stopped seeing him because of his actions.

I'm interested in the next couple videos with anticipation. After going through the Sagas, I think I find the Ivy Saga to be the most interesting. It's the closest Chris has ever had to a girlfriend. Ivy talks to him on the phone frequently, they talk about how to solve some of his problems, she tells him she cares about him, she talks about his work (Comics) and gives him ideas on what he should do for it, etc. She even tries to encourage him to not be afraid of Clyde.

She was a troll sure, but Chris didn't know that and she didn't act like the other "female" trolls. It's a genuine trip to his psyche and answers the hypothetical question "What if Chris actually had a girlfriend?"

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Ivy though that the only way to get though christ was to give him a genuine gf experience
Sadly christ never saw her as nothing more than a fancy fleshlight and once ivy was gone he reverted back

 

[Muscle Bra]

Bob really is interesting, love that he dunked on Chris in front of Emily!

Oh, good ol' Bob was just kickin' out one-liners for Emily:

• He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.
• We've been working with him now for 27 years. It was a challenge.
• I wish I could find out what Christian's really good at.

 

[MahFibro!]

Oh, good ol' Bob was just kickin' out one-liners for Emily:

• He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.
• We've been working with him now for 27 years. It was a challenge.
• I wish I could find out what Christian's really good at.

If Bob was convinced that Emily was genuinely interested in CWC, maybe his comments about CWC was his subtle way of telling her to run and save herself from the misery he had to endure for twenty seven years.

 

[captkrisma]

I'm interested in the next couple videos with anticipation. After going through the Sagas, I think I find the Ivy Saga to be the most interesting. It's the closest Chris has ever had to a girlfriend. Ivy talks to him on the phone frequently, they talk about how to solve some of his problems, she tells him she cares about him, she talks about his work (Comics) and gives him ideas on what he should do for it, etc. She even tries to encourage him to not be afraid of Clyde.

I personally am looking forward to the "Liquid Chris" videos. It was when Chris' rage was at it's peak.

 

[MahFibro!]

I personally am looking forward to the "Liquid Chris" videos. It was when Chris' rage was at it's peak.

And one of his creepiest. I mean, he literally posed as Liquid Chris in the hopes that he could trick Kacey into leaving Liquid Chris for the real deal.

 

[TaterBot]

Listen to these videos at 1.5 speed. They're much funnier and even the music is tolerable.
Nice job, GS.

 

[Okkervils]

Also pretty funny to see the signs of his imminent transitioning. Hindsight makes it so obvious yet it makes me wonder if the shut-in trannies that the troll cliques were so full of back then had something to do with it.

Yeah, even without the 'trolls' provoking it all, it's pretty obvious in retrospect and it's kinda tripping me out.

 

[Chuckaway]

Wouldnt @Marvin dressing as an faggot accomplish the same goal?
Either way thanks for the explanation

Don’t have to dress up the outside what you are on the inside.

 

[Zilortha]

And one of his creepiest. I mean, he literally posed as Liquid Chris in the hopes that he could trick Kacey into leaving Liquid Chris for the real deal.

I know right? It's fucking great. Liquid saga is easily my favorite, just because of the absurdity of it all. I mean it really is just absolutely, undeniably, insane when you think about it. Identity thefts and plot twists abound!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You wasn't supposed to reveal my true form to people!

We all know the truth

 

[Masterfoxz2]

I'm excited for the Liquid Chris saga to be covered (the creator said it should be part 13). That one was my favorite. Though the stuff with Kacey is irritating as hell.

 

[Bluey]

I'm excited for the Liquid Chris saga to be covered (the creator said it should be part 13). That one was my favorite. Though the stuff with Kacey is irritating as hell.

Father Call was my personal favourite.

 

[Bork]

Idk if I realised at the time but watching this makes me aware of how formulaic the whole thing was. Surely by the 30th time he would have suspected something

 

[Jack Awful]

Father Call was my personal favourite.

If you listen to Kasey's dad close enough, you can hear him quietly repeating everything he says back to hinself under his breath like an autist.
That call was great, though. Anyone can trick Chris into thinking they're a hot chick who wants to bang him, but it takes true skill to force him to address his massive character flaws and the blatant lies he's made, even if he tries desperately to avoid them and doesn't learn anything. His attempts to squirm his way out of answering the tough questions says a lot about how sheltered he is. He probably never had to truly analyze himself and his life.
(Videos of Chris trying to be romantic and sexy will always have a place in my heart, though)

 

[Cilleystring]

I'll give Emily credit- saying that if Chris mistreats women the pickle men will come and take them away to Clyde for rehabilitation lol that had me shittin frisbees

 

[CWCissey]

I'll give Emily credit- saying that if Chris mistreats women the pickle men will come and take them away to Clyde for rehabilitation lol that had me shittin frisbees

Gaah! I thought Part 12 had dropped!

 

[MahFibro!]

I'll give Emily credit- saying that if Chris mistreats women the pickle men will come and take them away to Clyde for rehabilitation lol that had me shittin frisbees

Unfortunately, that 'fact' wasn't enough to scare CWC into treating women with more dignity/respect. In fact; he got worse (what with trying to trick Kacey into dating him instead of Liquid - which is a pretty crappy move for anyone to do).

 

[Jack Awful]

We all know the truth

Wrong ethnicity

 

[thismanlies]

I'm excited for the Liquid Chris saga to be covered (the creator said it should be part 13). That one was my favorite. Though the stuff with Kacey is irritating as hell.

I wouldn't say Kacey was irritating as hell. She was a bit of a cunt, sure. But she managed to get a few rage videos out of him. Plus there was one call where Chris outright asked how big Liquid's dick was. She played a very important part of the Liquid saga, even if Liquid himself was the star of the show.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wouldn't say Kacey was irritating as hell. She was a bit of a cunt, sure. But she managed to get a few rage videos out of him. Plus there was one call where Chris outright asked how big Liquid's dick was. She played a very important part of the Liquid saga, even if Liquid himself was the star of the show.

Her stated goal, at the time, was that she wanted to make Chris cry. In reality, she was definitely a total attention whore but she wasn't as much of a bitch as she was while playing Kacey.