Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Mr. 0]

To Chris, that PSN account was tantamount to what a normal person’s bank account. As a neet, losing that is losing close to everything. Imagine if someone said “hey I have your bank account, stocks, and social security number. I’ll give it back to you if...”. A more rational person would call the police or something but in the heat of the moment you’d fight for that.

If it was lost forever he'd have fucking replaced it in less than a week like he did his PS3

 

[Bluespike]

@Bluespike you're the subject here at the moment, is there anything you'd like to address?

I addressed this in an earlier post on this thread

I wonder if BlueSpike still brags about having cybersex with Chris and watching Chris shove stuff up his butt.

Still draws in crowds at parties

 

[Joan Nyan]

Should the other trolls have intervened sooner? Yeah, I think that's pretty uncontroversial. But when? And why?

Nah, they intervened at about the right time. They intervened when BS was telling Chris to shove the entirety of the medallion up his ass until you couldn't see it anymore and to leave it there. That could have been very difficult to get out and might have required a trip to the hospital. It's all fun and games until somebody cuts their sphincter apart and has to have surgery.

 

[Nigonidas]

Didn't bluespike used to post here? I tried to find his account but had no luck
Edit: fuck never mind he's right above me.

 

[MahFibro!]

No they're fucking doing it for attention and easy asspats. If it was a few people I'd agree with you but it's a bunch of fuckers between here and the comment section of that video.

Calling it now, these same people are most likely the same ones calling places like anytime fitness to get chris banned.

The people criticizing Bluespike are the ones who got CWC banned from the gym. That's quite the leap in logic, there. Care to explain that train of thought?

Also Chris didn't have a gun to his head when he was "sadistically trolled", he could've fucked off and cut his losses (the easiest low-effort thing to do) but didn't because he was dumb enough to think china was being dangled in front of him.

Mentally sound people would have told Bluespike to piss off. But, it was well established by that point that CWC wasn't mentally sound - he was a spoiled, entitled jackass who couldn't prioritize for shit. Bluespike was aware of this, and used it to his advantage.

Idea guy stuff is arguably worse because it fucks with Chris's head and perceptions while his life is going to shit without interference.

And CWC was better off back then? Okay.

Also I think @Marvin or somebody said at one point that all the phone sex and frustrations from talking to Chris caused bluespike to snap and go on the trip he did during the Julie Reveals Herself call. And that was a video call between the two of them, so watching chris shove his medallion up his butt definitely scarred him.

I'll use the same argument that you used earlier. No one held a gun to Bluespike's head to do all that. He could have said no. Guess the kid was mentally challenged and couldn't prioritize for shit, too.

And if you heard Bluespike in that audio clip - he didn't sound scarred, he seemed elated/gleeful; and continued to encourage CWC to do what he was doing until the other trolls finally insisted that it stop.

For a 'traumatized' person who had said in an earlier post that it was all in the past and he just wants to get on with his life - Bluespike has a funny way of accomplishing that; what with being here on the forums, with a title to his name, reveling in his infamy. Hell, just a few posts up, he's joking about the incident.

 

[MrFortuneCookieFarts]

Still draws in crowds at parties

I'm glad you getting Chris to shove his penis up your 13 year old cyber snatch is a party favorite

 

[Vaffanculo]

Honestly, the people who are so shocked and appalled over the way BlueSpike acted must have never encountered a 13-year-old. 13-year-olds are pieces of shit.

 

[CWCissey]

Christ is this argument still going?

Stop being faggots and PM @Bluespike if you really want to yell at him for what he did when he was a 13 year old edgelord being allowed to fuck with a mong.

 

[bigshot]

This is a difficult part of the documentary to watch. Chris does have a point that some of the trolls were abusive. If it takes this kind of mean spirited attack to squeeze out content, it just isn't worth it. Chris is supposed to be fun, not a whipping boy for sick trolls to take out their frustrations on.

 

[Vaffanculo]

I’m not saying it wasn’t fucked up, but it wasn’t shocking to me that a 13-year-old kid was the perpetrator.

 

[FightenGnome]

The thing about self-improvement is even if Chris does the exercise, work, cleaning, etc., it will never achieve the China/Nintendo contract/whatever is being dangled as a prize by the catfish/troll. So what if the lesson Chris interprets is the futility of trying?

What happens if no one does anything and Chris-Chan just meanders about his day? That's more or less what happened prior to the Jessica Quinn thing and is the general attitude nowadays.

I think back then, many people thought they could get through to Chris even if it is only in a small way. That's what makes the Liquid saga for example, so funny. Imagine spending a portion of your life challenging and facing off against some stranger on the internet who claims to be the real you, a more successful version of you, and getting genuinely angry. It's absurd, but to Chris it was a big fucking deal.

Many people are discouraged from trying due to lack of success, but the Bluespike Saga (and indeed any of the Clyde trolling) didn't seem to have that much of an effect on him. If anything it allowed him to interact with people in ways he hadn't truly before. None of the trolling made Chris into troon. None of the trolling made Chris into a narcissist. None of the trolling made Chris touchy and clingy to girls. None of the trolling made Chris want to cheat on his fictional gf once he had the opportunity.

Chris' fate was sealed as soon as Borb decided he wouldn't get the help he needed. What Chris truly lacked was a proper education which could make him meaningfully interact with other people on a social level. His friendships were all pity friendships (with the exception of Megan maybe) and his dislike for men was due to never really befriending one. He had insecurities about his gender, and was satisfied living in a room full of toys and watching cartoons all day. He even deluded himself that he was super strong because he could lift pop cans.

 

[Yop Yop]

Just finished part 10. I have to say, I never realized just how shitty and cringy Clyde and BlueSpike were.

I would've felt bad for Chris, but for some reason I felt like none of it phased him at all. Even his fake tears for aunt corrina. Also Jesus Christ when Bob talked to BlueSpike that just destroyed my soul. Poor guy was actually smart. I would've called Bob just to talk politics and travel.

Fuck.

 

[Holiday Special]

Bob was just a lonely old man at that point. I doubt he ever really loved Barb but she was there. He probably wanted someone to spend his remaining years with. Do you think Chris was planned or an oops? Or an oops planned by Barb to replace Cole?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Bob was just a lonely old man at that point. I doubt he ever really loved Barb but she was there. He probably wanted someone to spend his remaining years with. Do you think Chris was planned or an oops? Or an oops planned by Barb to replace Cole?

The way I see it, Bob got Barb knocked up and felt it was his gentlemanly duty to take responsibility.

 

[Karl Franz]

I addressed this in an earlier post on this thread

What post?

 

[Mr. 0]

What post?View attachment 455320

This one

@Bluespike Ver 2.1 how do you plead to these allegations of homosexuality in the 3rd degree

Guilty. There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, all of the stuff from 10 years ago was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say. BTW documentary is very good so far, very well detailed and researched can't wait for the next part. At this point I'd say enough with the negativity and let's get back to the goofs, but this is Kiwifarms, so it's gonna be both.

 

[MahFibro!]

This one

I still think, for someone who says they want to forget his past transgressions and move on with his life, coming to Kiwifarms to chat and joke about his past isn't the way to go about it. Makes his claims about being a different person feel disingenuous.

 

[Mr. 0]

I still think, for someone who says they want to forget his past transgressions and move on with his life, coming to Kiwifarms to chat and joke about his past isn't the way to go about it. Makes his claims about being a different person feel disingenuous.

he was a 13 year old child back then
now he's a child in his twenties-- that's a whole different person right there
he's not a sociopath for fucks sake you autist

 

[Jack Awful]

@Bluespike around how old was Clyde Cash and the rest of the crew?
I've always been curious but never found any concrete info.

 

[Monokuma]

Clyde was about 20 I think.