Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[taintmisbehavin]

Personally, I enjoy the twilight days of Rome before Bob dies so I am looking forward to all the Tomgirl hi-jinks and blowup doll dates.

 

[vomitwalrus]

I seriously worry about when Barb goes. Chris lost a huge chunk of his grasp on reality after Bob died. Losing Barb may throw him into a tism filled landslide. One that is far worse then what we have seen so far. Barbs death will open the flood gate for the worst trolls. People like Sockness will swoop in and destroy Chris.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I seriously worry about when Barb goes. Chris lost a huge chunk of his grasp on reality after Bob died. Losing Barb may throw him into a tism filled landslide. One that is far worse then what we have seen so far. Barbs death will open the flood gate for the worst trolls. People like Sockness will swoop in and destroy Chris.

Hopefully - and I say this without any malice - he ends up in care as a result. It's likely the only thing preventing this is Barb, her and Bob were very protective of Chris, but without them I don't see how Chris can live alone.

Forgetting all the stuff about work, forming friendships and the like, Chris cannot even be trusted with his own finances. He'll end up in an assisted living facility - for his sake, hopefully off the internet - and be better for it.

It's not like he does anything interesting now anyway, and as it emerges lots of his behaviour was actually influenced by some idea guy taking advantage of him the story just gets increasingly sad.

 

[Joseph Robinette Biden]

That's the problem. The CWCki explicitly states that the individuals and occurrences therein are how Chris perceived them; Clyde was actually a guido from Jersey, Vivian was Chris's cute asian galpal turned troll, there actually was someone called IBA Chandler completely unrelated to Chris that tried to contest the TRUE & HONEST CHRISTIAN CHRISTOPHER RICARDO WESTON CHANDLER, the CWCipedia legitimately was trying to sustain itself with ads depicting gay porn, @Marvin wears a pickle suit and sunglasses 24/7 and is an elite hacker that programs with fingerless gloves and Bob barged into the kitchen while Chris was feeding the geese and literally plunged an axe into the modem.

It was hilarious when it was first written, I'll admit, but there are people who are just now discovering Chris that are referring to it as if it were a bible. Though, we never really found out what JenkinsJinkies was all about. To this day we have no idea who this daring motherfucker was. It's gotta be one of you. C'mon guys, fess up. You know you want that Christorical Figure badge.

JenkinsJinkies really broke new ground when it comes to trolling. His innovative style, frightening ghost stories, clever disguises, and frankness about his sexual experiences should all serve as examples to any would-be trolls seeking to have a laugh. He was truly a man ahead of his time.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I appreciate the chronology. It's impossible to get any sense of the passage of time in the CWCi.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I appreciate the chronology. It's impossible to get any sense of the passage of time in the CWCi.

I just use Chris' gut and hair loss as a sun dial.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I appreciate the chronology. It's impossible to get any sense of the passage of time in the CWCi.

The CWCki also has a chronology. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki:CWChronology

 

[Mr. 0]

I seriously worry about when Barb goes. Chris lost a huge chunk of his grasp on reality after Bob died. Losing Barb may throw him into a tism filled landslide. One that is far worse then what we have seen so far. Barbs death will open the flood gate for the worst trolls. People like Sockness will swoop in and destroy Chris.

His grasp on reality was nonexistant before Bob died. He believed Bob would survive to 2015 based on a dream he had and was in complete denial of his declining state of health up until it happened. People watching him knew the man was at death's door based on Chris's casual description of his "feet-bloatings".

 

[MindHit]

I seriously worry about when Barb goes. Chris lost a huge chunk of his grasp on reality after Bob died. Losing Barb may throw him into a tism filled landslide. One that is far worse then what we have seen so far. Barbs death will open the flood gate for the worst trolls. People like Sockness will swoop in and destroy Chris.

I fear we'll have another Terry Davis situation once Barb is gone, they've been sued several times by now and Chris would be completely unable to deal with any money problems after she's gone, even with all the white knights and people buying the garbage he puts up for sale, he can't manage money, if someone gave him 100,000 to pay off his debts he'll pay the bare minimum to postpone them and waste the rest of it on videogames and merch, so after Barb is dead and Chris' credit is completely ruined he'll either end up in an asylum, much to his displeasure, or in the streets, and we all know if he ends up living in the streets that's not going to last long.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

When he's homeless will he still have access to his transition drugs? I don't know if that's keeping his beard in check but I swear in some of his vids he still has a 5 o'clock shadow. I can just imagine him with that long ass hair, bald on top with a Grizzly Adams beard and wearing a miniskirt with leggings and tube top. Because given the choice between buying some cheap Gillette razors or some DLC for a game on his Switch we all know what he's going to choose.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

His grasp on reality was nonexistant before Bob died. He believed Bob would survive to 2015 based on a dream he had and was in complete denial of his declining state of health up until it happened. People watching him knew the man was at death's door based on Chris's casual description of his "feet-bloatings".

It's quiet something that Chris can look at Bob on his deathbed and say "mm, yah. my father is happy and healthy. thank you for asking."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When he's homeless will he still have access to his transition drugs? I don't know if that's keeping his beard in check but I swear in some of his vids he still has a 5 o'clock shadow. I can just imagine him with that long ass hair, bald on top with a Grizzly Adams beard and wearing a miniskirt with leggings and tube top. Because given the choice between buying some cheap Gillette razors or some DLC for a game on his Switch we all know what he's going to choose.

Can you imagine him doing live streams once in a while?! "All you haters called me ugly all my life, but these bobos think I'm a setsy lady! They commented on how my anus is not as loose as previously photographed!"

 

[Joseph Robinette Biden]

I fear we'll have another Terry Davis situation once Barb is gone, they've been sued several times by now and Chris would be completely unable to deal with any money problems after she's gone, even with all the white knights and people buying the garbage he puts up for sale, he can't manage money, if someone gave him 100,000 to pay off his debts he'll pay the bare minimum to postpone them and waste the rest of it on videogames and merch, so after Barb is dead and Chris' credit is completely ruined he'll either end up in an asylum, much to his displeasure, or in the streets, and we all know if he ends up living in the streets that's not going to last long.

I am really curious how creditors will handle Chris once Barb is dead. Literally one hearing without Barb present and they will immediately realize they aren't getting any of their money beyond what liquidation of assets will provide. That is, unless he somehow manages to convince them of the impending merge and they begin counting on his vast CWCVille assets to pay his debts. I would be interested in hearing a lawyer weigh in on this. Could someone possibly ask Nick Rekieta to offer his opinion on Chris and his situation post-Barb?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I am really curious how creditors will handle Chris once Barb is dead. Literally one hearing without Barb present and they will immediately realize they aren't getting any of their money beyond what liquidation of assets will provide. That is, unless he somehow manages to convince them of the impending merge and they begin counting on his vast CWCVille assets to pay his debts. I would be interested in hearing a lawyer weigh in on this. Could someone possibly ask Nick Rekieta to offer his opinion on Chris and his situation post-Barb?

He did but about Chris' extortion.

 

[Slavic Insider]

I first discovered Chris several days ago, while I was listening to Rose of Dawn's video. I'm bouncing between feeling sorry for him, because he clearly wouldn't do such stupid shit if he wasn't autistic, but then, I think he deserves some things that the trolls did to him.

 

[Joseph Robinette Biden]

I first discovered Chris several days ago, while I was listening to Rose of Dawn's video. I'm bouncing between feeling sorry for him, because he clearly wouldn't do such stupid shit if he wasn't autistic, but then, I think he deserves some things that the trolls did to him.

A lot of people share your view, and they make some very strong arguments. It's worth noting that Chris put all of his life on display for everyone to see, which was certainly a massively autistic move. In that sense, he invited the trolls to do everything they have done. However, if any random person had their life examined with as much scrutiny and to the extent which Chris has, they would likely be judged as being just as worthy of trolling as Chris. That, among other things, is what leads me to feel sorry for Chris. I am guessing you have been watching Geno's documentary as well? It's a bit of a rollercoaster. If you haven't gotten to part 33 yet, I would be curious to see how you feel when you reach the end. Sympathy seems to wax and wane for most people, at least to an extent, depending on the particular events they are focusing on at any point in time. Even though I tend to lean toward one side, it's still a mixed bag at times.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I first discovered Chris several days ago, while I was listening to Rose of Dawn's video. I'm bouncing between feeling sorry for him, because he clearly wouldn't do such stupid shit if he wasn't autistic, but then, I think he deserves some things that the trolls did to him.

I think a lot of us feel the same way. I know I do even nine years after discovering the wormhole.

 

[Slavic Insider]

if any random person had their life examined with as much scrutiny and to the extent which Chris has, they would likely be judged as being just as worthy of trolling as Chris.

I doubt it. Most random people would be able to refrain themselves from presenting their lives in such cringey manner.

 

[Joseph Robinette Biden]

I doubt it. Most random people would be able to refrain themselves from presenting their lives in such cringey manner.

I should have noted that the hypothetical doesn't require them to volunteer every piece of information about their life, just that such information be made available and looked over by the internet, etc. But yes, I definitely agree that virtually nobody would respond to the original trolling/ED article like Chris did. I would sure as fuck hope not anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I first discovered Chris several days ago, while I was listening to Rose of Dawn's video. I'm bouncing between feeling sorry for him, because he clearly wouldn't do such stupid shit if he wasn't autistic, but then, I think he deserves some things that the trolls did to him.

While this person's assessment of CWC may be somewhat accurate, you should take their video of Chris with a grain of salt as Rose is another weird, lisping troon with a trannier than thou complex. It's like one rock monster criticizing another rock monster for being a rock monster.