Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Uncle Meat]

There's nothing funny or endearing about the dimensional merge or being married to imaginary schizo sonichu friends. It's just a child's way of coping with being stuck in a rapidly aging body and watching the world around them slowly go by as they sit around and make no progress.

The only thing I see as funny is the "pretty in pink" ballerina skirts and the way he presents himself visually. I think the Tomgirl Saga was the last time he was really fun. The only fun in the past few years is when he carts Barb out to sell her shit to pay for bananas and teeth.

Damn, I bet Barb wishes she hadn't mainstreamed Chris after all these years.

I don't think Barb is capable of any kind of concept of what is going on and what the future holds. She's locked into knee-jerk reflex reactions that were built up by decades of shrewishness. There's no light in that attic any more, just twitching and squawking the way she is accustomed to.

 

[Lumine]

Just what in the actual fuck was the LBP Autism Tutorial for? At least Bob’s death will come next week.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Uh oh, we’ve entered the Tomgirl Saga.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Just what in the actual fuck was the LBP Autism Tutorial for? At least Bob’s death will come next week.

He wanted to tutor for autism. And make society love him.

 

[ClipBitch]

This dude needs to stop padding his video with so much non-commentated content. I want to his hear take on things. I don't need to hear chris speak for 30m straight. The previous phone call segments were an egregious example of this. If I wanted to relive every second of his life I'd just watch all the archives here.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The whole "Tom girl" saga makes sense since most homophobes tend to be repressed homosexuals. Factor in his mannerisms and how he viewed himself as more of a femme than a butch. He should have just accepted the fact that he was most likely gay.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This dude needs to stop padding his video with so much non-commentated content. I want to his hear take on things. I don't need to hear chris speak for 30m straight. The previous phone call segments were an egregious example of this. If I wanted to relive every second of his life I'd just watch all the archives here.

I have a feeling Geno has a video limit for how long his episodes should be and pads them out to reach that quota which is pretty autistic if true.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This dude needs to stop padding his video with so much non-commentated content. I want to his hear take on things. I don't need to hear chris speak for 30m straight. The previous phone call segments were an egregious example of this. If I wanted to relive every second of his life I'd just watch all the archives here.

I'm thinking this will improve a bit again once we get to the point where Chris wasn't really making videos anymore.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I fear for Geno now that he is entering the trans-zone. May wake up some blue hairs at YouTube.

and I agree he should feel free to cut off some phonesegments as they get pretty predictable.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

As much shit as I, and many others throw at Chris here, I will say LBP autism tutorial was nicely made, until he said the part of "not sending your autistic children to mental instituations", after that, it went downhill.

Also, at the beginning of his e-mails about his parents not letting him go to MAGFEST, am I assuming Borb likened Chris to a spree shooter?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Welp, this is just terrible.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This dude needs to stop padding his video with so much non-commentated content. I want to his hear take on things. I don't need to hear chris speak for 30m straight. The previous phone call segments were an egregious example of this. If I wanted to relive every second of his life I'd just watch all the archives here.

True, but quite a few people took a break from Chris around the time the Jackie saga petered out. Also many didn’t have the time/couldn’t be bothered to sit through several hours of LittlePigBlanket commentaries and e-mail exchanges that didn’t give us anything noteworthy or funny that we hadn’t already gotten before. It’s a decent primer and crash course as well a nice refresh of everything that transpired during Chris’s tenure of e-infamy.

You also need to remember that there are a good number of younger people who found out about Chris from other YouTubers or Twitter; this isn’t like when 4chan was the centralized petri dish for lolcows-in-the-making. They don’t really do enough digging and take whatever content that social media blasts in their face at direct value. This is probably why so many newcomers to Chris’s compendium of autism hardly ever take the time to read and properly digest the CWCki; they can just listen to the documentary like a podcast and get the entire synopsis in chronological order, as opposed to sifting through an elaborate wiki trying to piece everything together manually.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So he didn't think MLP would fit into the Sonichu universe, and now MLP has replaced Sonichu and from that spawned a weirder universe.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

This dude needs to stop padding his video with so much non-commentated content. I want to his hear take on things. I don't need to hear chris speak for 30m straight. The previous phone call segments were an egregious example of this. If I wanted to relive every second of his life I'd just watch all the archives here.

I've rarely (if ever) given my own input on things. What you're perceiving as my take on things is me saying what happened, or saying Chris' words in my own voice. The goal has always been to curate all the content and put it together in a more accessible format without twisting the facts. This means giving Chris a chance to talk. I always cut down the bs and leave in what I feel is pertinent and interesting. If it's all videos and voice recordings, then that's simply the part of his life I'm covering at the moment. Sometimes it's all written accounts which I talk about or recite. If you want me to just talk for 40 minutes, then please wait for Part 37.

 

[Jack Awful]

This part really showed how manipulative Barb was. Threatening suicide twice in such a short timespan over Chris.

I'm also excited that we're finally getting to the trans part. It's crazy that Chris became a tomgirl 10 years ago.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Just what in the actual fuck was the LBP Autism Tutorial for? At least Bob’s death will come next week.

Chris describing how he should be treated and approached by people went from egotistical and lazy to sounding like a zookeeper telling people what not to do before they bring the chimp out. Chris is incapable of understanding that many people have social anxieties and issues, not just autistics (namely himself) and that the whole world isn't full of Chads and Staceys hanging out at bars and fucking all night. A lot of Chris' life can be described with "I would like the favorable outcome of a certain action, but would like someone else to put forth the effort of that action"

The "interview" with Hans Aspergers reminds me of his LEGO therapy with Dr Wolf and of course his Sonichu parallels to his life. When Chris was a non-verbal child he must have had counselors who asked him to speak his feelings through toys, puppets, doodles, etc and that's just something he does to make himself happy.

Also Barb sounds like a psychotic cunt who should've probably been in jail or therapy. It's pretty clear that she manipulates people and that Chris learned that same behavior by doing his Hellen Keller impression when mad at his patients. I can't imagine the amount of bullshit Bob just let slide to not have to deal with her immediate suicide threats. The hoard being a great example of his broken spirit. The world will be better off without her when she finally dies in 2054.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

While I do enjoy Geno’s documentaries and his narration of Christory. I don’t understand why he edits his videos to remove and black out curse words used by Chris in his emails to gal pals.

This latest episode (34) when Chris is corresponding to Jackie, Geno has censored a few of Chris’s words.

I’m pretty sure youtube will not demonetize a channel just for a select few f-bombs and what not.

I remember reading that in order to be ad friendly, YouTube asks it’s content creators to not have any curse words within the first 30 or so seconds of the video. (This alone reinforces the thought that labeling a social construct as obscene is pure horse hooey)

Anyways I can’t see any consequences just for quoting Chris so why does Geno insist on censoring what’s already covered on the CWCI?

 

[The Last Stand]

You just answered your own questions. Geno put in a lot of work in these documentaries and doesn't want YouTube to demonetize his work based on a few swears. Blame YouTube's "advertiser-friendly" direction on the censorship.

 

[Meat Pickle]

One content is host in its own website managed by a skeleton crew of volunteers, the other content is forced to comply with a company who forgot they have kids' version of site in the first place.