Well he has only really covered the pre saga period. I mean he hasn’t even reached Megan yet.
I say give it some time, and we'll see some good content.
Well, that's part of the problem when the entirety of every documentarian's source material comes from only one source -- the CWCki. As well-researched as the CWCki may be, it can still only provide conclusive proof of the events for which it has evidence, which means much of Christory is undiscovered and, thus, rampant for speculation.
That is something to keep in mind in all this, we really don't know what happened in these scenarios.Well, that's part of the problem when the entirety of every documentarian's source material comes from only one source -- the CWCki. As well-researched as the CWCki may be, it can still only provide conclusive proof of the events for which it has evidence, which means much of Christory is undiscovered and, thus, rampant for speculation.
Even worse, since there are very few first person accounts of most Christorical events (and since Chris himself is a very unreliable narrator), it's hard to discern the truth from wishful thinking (either Chris's or those of discussion boards, such as the Farms) for events that happened several years ago.
Case in point: While it's hilarious to think that Chris was so excited at his gal-pals coming to visit him on the 18th Christian Love Day that he came in his pants, the truth (that the stain was probably paint or Crayola Model Magic or bleach or just a rip in the fabric) is far more boring. If you look closely, you'll see various other grease and dirt stains on his jeans, too. So Chris is a slob? Big deal, we all know that; it's just far more outrageous to claim he jizzed in his jeans.
Similarly, the documentary made many other references to events whose causes were unknown or pure speculation. For example: I would love to know what exactly happened at Nathanael Greene Elementary School; I've always wondered what first possessed Chris to make a Sonichu medallion and decide to wear it everywhere; and I would trample small children for a chance to find out what happened in MLW's office and if Chris really did curse-ye-ha-me-ha her. Sadly, we will probably never find out the truth behind these, along with many other events.
I agree that the CWCki could very well have been making a joke at Chris's expense; after all, even Marvin admits that the contents of the CWCki should not be taken at face value. However, the documentarian was quite serious when he repeated the claim, implying that he believed in it (or, at the very least, thought it plausible).
I would've thought that was like cake frosting or whatever Chris had ate before the pic was taken (remembering that other pic where his lips were red, suggesting he had Kool-aid or such).
I wouldn't but, then, I also wouldn't go to church wearing pony ears and a unicorn horn. Chris, on the other hand...
Unfortunately, it would be bordering on ween behavior but I agree that the best way to make an interesting documentary would be to interview non-trolls who have been exposed to Chris first-hand. Even though it would be difficult as hell to explain to these people our fascination with Chris, it would be beyond illuminating to speak to speak to folks like Megan, the Wallflower, MLW, Michael Snyder, and the gal-pals to hear their version of events and to learn about their thoughts and impressions of Chris.
