Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

I think the best way to make a documentary on Chris is the same way people should deal with Chris in real life. Don't pozload my negholep. Take what exists on the internet and organize it in a clear and entertaining way. That is all that they need to do. Don't go getting all Dan Rather on it. No need to investigate or interview people who aren't directly involved. Just find a way to distill the essence down in a concise and well organized way.
 
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I think the best way to make a documentary on Chris is the same way people should deal with Chris in real life. Don't pozload my neghole. Take what exists on the internet and organize it in a clear and entertaining way. That is all that they need to do. Don't go getting all Dan Rather on it. No need to investigate or interview people who aren't directly involved. Just find a way to distill the essence down in a concise and well organized way.
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That's a fine opinion, but that's what has already been done, ad infinitum. Do we really need more CWCiki overviews?
This new documentary is good, for what it is. Without going into the merits of the "Dan Rather" approach, it would be novel.
 
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purepowerlevel said:
That's a fine opinion, but that's what has already been done, ad infinitum. Do we really need more CWCiki overviews?
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The trick is the way it's organized. The past overviews were scatter shot. This one seems to be more focused. My friends and I have been theorizing how many episodes there will be. If it takes each saga as a single episode, it will be much more clear and focused than anything that has ever been done in the past. Yes, it's all there in the CWCKI. But try to make sense of an info dump like that.

I think this guy is doing a good job and should be encouraged.
 
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Shiversblood said:
We need more.
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More is coming alright.

Notice how people caught on to not come here to Kiwi to promote their Chris documentary? They got too many "NO! DON'T DO IT! CHRIS DOES NOT NEED ANYTHING ELSE SAID ABOUT HIM!"

@Sachumo was the first one to just out and make one, and be 90% complete with it, that way its too late for detractors to prevent said documentary from being made.

Face it, Chris is going to always be there.
 
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Yeah I think it kinda sucks that people on kiwi farms scared off that black guy who was interviewing Chris Chan in person, because he was a field agent. He was on the ground, in person, and could get a better view. But now he is in hiding, angry at kiwi farms and not doing anymore. He could have done tons of new campaigns if not for men screaming at him to stop.
 
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Yeah I think it kinda sucks that people on kiwi farms scared off that black guy who was interviewing Chris Chan in person, because he was a field agent. He was on the ground, in person, and could get a better view. But now he is in hiding, angry at kiwi farms and not doing anymore. He could have done tons of new campaigns if not for men screaming at him to stop.
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He was a complete asshole and a total attention whore. Besides the obvious issues of being an obnoxious attention whore, I hated how he was using Chris and asking him dumb questions and chuckling at his answers. That's basically bullying and it was kind of revolting. I don't want to see that asshole anywhere near Chris again, nor should that kind of behavior ever be encouraged.
 
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Interviewing Chris is pointless. His memory seems poor in general, plus he's already got a ton of bias attached to everything.

It's been a long time since he was in elementary and high school. Even if you tracked some of his old teachers or peers down chances are they would only have vague recollections of Chris at best. Since his old high school gal pals shared some info, the only people left who would remember him in any meaningful way would be Sarah, Megan, and Snyder. They may be able to shed some light on certain events and provide us with some new stories.

Other than that most of Chris' early life before his internet fame has been lost to time. Not much else we can do other than speculate.
 
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Shiversblood said:
But we could have asked him to look for the autism papers
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I shivered with embarrassment when he stated that he had to wash his hands after touching one of those Sonichu amiibos.

He had a unique opportunity to ingratiate himself to Chris and he blew it on unsubtle ween humor. As if flatly insulting Chris is particularly clever.
 
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Since his old high school gal pals shared some info, the only people left who would remember him in any meaningful way would be Sarah, Megan, and Snyder. They may be able to shed some light on certain events and provide us with some new stories.
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I'm pretty sure MLW would remember Chris as well. You don't get curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd in your own office and soon forget it!
 
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Those villagers in Animal Crossing that are hiding from Chris, were they other players or NPCs?
It's pretty hilarious either way.
I also think the guy who wrote the Nintendo Power article on his video is probably the biggest troll in Christory. No one in their right mind would watch that video and think "Hey, let's give this guy some publicity!"
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
Those villagers in Animal Crossing that are hiding from Chris, were they other players or NPCs?
It's pretty hilarious either way.
I also think the guy who wrote the Nintendo Power article on his video is probably the biggest troll in Christory. No one in their right mind would watch that video and think "Hey, let's give this guy some publicity!"
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Well the way it's written, the average reader probably would've thought it was some 12 year old than a 21 year old who did this.
 
If Chris didn't get Super Mario Brothers and Legend of Zelda NES items, he is an Animal Crossing failure.
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
Those villagers in Animal Crossing that are hiding from Chris, were they other players or NPCs?
It's pretty hilarious either way.
I also think the guy who wrote the Nintendo Power article on his video is probably the biggest troll in Christory. No one in their right mind would watch that video and think "Hey, let's give this guy some publicity!"
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False information son. they were just npc, computer characters. It was a odd coincidence they all ran inside. It happens sometimes randomly. I played the game before.
 
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Shiversblood said:
Ask chris if he could go over to his house with him to hang out. maybe make a video at his house like the magic man who made that potion video at chris house with him
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You're not going to dig through the 25 tons of Barbage that is 14 Branchland Court to locate the autism papers in an afternoon of hanging with Chris. Let alone doing it surreptitiously. What are you going to say, "oh hey, Chris, brb gotta take a tinkle!" and then start rummaging through barbage? Yeah, nah, the only way we're seeing those papers is if someone convinces fatty himself to dig them up.
 
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