Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Don Homer]

I think Part 36 is the beginning of the end. After this its all Clown World, Sea Hag Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I think it’s meant to be taken in a similar context like the phrase “the best medicine often tastes the worst” meaning people learn from their mistakes and grow when they’re confronted with the harsh true. Except Chris has never left his bubble, a bubble that most people leave by the time they hit elementary school. “Throwing salt in a wound” might sting for the average person, but to Chris you might as well be pouring battery acid on it.

Chris has a high tolerance for pain, the guy did cut a huge gash into his taint and never complained about the pain. Salt in a wound would feel like a tickle for him.

 

[Count Olaf]

And so we finally reach the end of the Golden Age of Chris-Chan. I have to wonder though, if it had been Barb who died in 2011 and not Bob, how different would the silver age have been especially if Bob were still alive today?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Holy shit, even Philthy Phil managed to dunk on Chris at this time!

It's important to note that at that present moment, everyone was so fucking certain Phil was on his way to become the "New Chris Chan" and including him in this saga was an attempt to pass the torch. Seriously, back on those krapple /cwc/ days, there were constant new threads on ADF. Chris was in his first exile, so that's when these characters like A Log, Nick Bate, Pixie Terry, and others started to get more notice. But seriously, they had an ADFWiki out in weeks, had all his Naruto cosplay out on display, and was even going so far as to provoke Phil into "JenkinsJinkies" the ADFwiki.

They were that certain they found the new Chris Chan.

Never mind the fact that ADF is completely, utterly and undefinably unfunny. I honestly wouldnt care so much. I'm only hung up on how ADF is so fucking not funny because of how forceful and adamant they were that this was to be the replacement Chris Chan.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I think Part 36 is the beginning of the end. After this its all Clown World, Sea Hag Chris.

Now now! There's still BLARMS to come! There's some humor left still, the horse isn't dead yet.

But the ol' grey mare just ain't what she used to be.

 

[2021Murder]

Honestly the call out saga shows that if Chris was not bullied, he'd probably bully others given how intolerant he is of others.

Thats a big reason people fucked with him. He was a southern homophobic fat loser during the height of anti-bush hate. The autism just meant he was extremely easy to fuck with. And it was clear from him saying he only wanted a white girlfriend that he was a piece of shit as far as the internet was concerned. Its pretty obvious he would have bullied people if it werent for the fact that hes on the bottom of the totem pole.

Jesus fuck, the most I ever spent on a lawyer was $2,500 and the dude was decent enough to understand that I wasn't made of money and not overcharge me.

I sure hope Bell put his kids through college stringing Barb and Chris along.

Agreed, the only times i used a lawyer they were cheap and good enough that i saved money compared to just doing it myself (fuck ups on my part meant i couldnt get a public defender in time)


So we're just about 10 more parts away until hes talking about the farms and the members here thar made Christory?

 

[Kuruminha]

'He has no job! And he is a gamer!'

Woah. Sick burn, Chris.

"He's FAT! I'm Thiiin!"

CWC in a nutshell.

 

[Don Homer]

Now now! There's still BLARMS to come! There's some humor left still, the horse isn't dead yet.

But the ol' grey mare just ain't what she used to be.

No matter how many tittie skittles he takes. No matter how many pairs of jeggings he breaks Chris only wishes he was the Old Grey Mare.

 

[Dammit Jim]

It's nice to hear about how the trolls went soft on Chris during arguably the worst point of his life

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"He's FAT! I'm Thiiin!"

CWC in a nutshell.

Now it's, "watch me, Christine Weston Chandler, a living visage of Aphrodite flirt with men!"

 

[Based Papa John]

Since we're getting closer to "Christine," has Geno Samuel said anything about which pronouns he'll use?

 

[PrussiansMarchingOn1819]

It's gonna be interesting what he's gonna find from 2012-2013 to put in the video wasn't that a slow period in Chris wasn't really making and uploaded content on Youtube?

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's gonna be interesting what he's gonna find from 2012-2013 to put in the video wasn't that a slow period in Chris wasn't really making and uploaded content on Youtube?

My theory is that will all be a single video or part of two shorter videos.

 

[{o}P II]

Since we're getting closer to "Christine," has Geno Samuel said anything about which pronouns he'll use?

On streams he refer to chris in present tense as "he" but i think he will just use female pronouns to elevate hassle

 

[Uncle Meat]

I sure hope Bell put his kids through college stringing Barb and Chris along.

I suspect that Barb might have had something to do with that too. She was just entering dementia at that time and was easily agitated. I could see her panic calling Bell every day asking dumb questions and telling him to do stupid things, not realizing that every call was costing her $150 or more. I can also see Barb insisting that Chris go to court after she settled out, not realizing that going to court costs a hell of a lot more than just settling.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

I’ve heard of this secret phone call where Chris weeps over his father’s death that is again mentioned in some detail during this episode (36).

The way Geno worded it made me think it was some Disney classic locked away in some head troll’s vault.

You’d think with everything else of chris’s life that has been laid out for the public, that one tearful morning would be far from the worst thing to surface.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I suspect that Barb might have had something to do with that too. She was just entering dementia at that time and was easily agitated. I could see her panic calling Bell every day asking dumb questions and telling him to do stupid things, not realizing that every call was costing her $150 or more. I can also see Barb insisting that Chris go to court after she settled out, not realizing that going to court costs a hell of a lot more than just settling.

I can see Barb more saying "I have $30k get me off from these BS charges. Oh, my son? Yeah he's got a public defender and he'll be fine as long as the SSD keeps coming in."

Don't let your guard down with con people. They'll take any and every opportunity to grift. "Just entering dementia" equals "Oh golly, I have no idea what's happening. Will someone answer that phone??"

 

[Dirty Jerz]

The lawyer stuff really pisses me off because there's no way that a lawyer for 2 shitty misdemeanors costs that much. I'm not going to PL but it doesn't cost that much.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You’d think with everything else of chris’s life that has been laid out for the public, that one tearful morning would be far from the worst thing to surface.

Maybe, but it still remains a genuine instance of grief on Chris's part, in a very personal way. Even trolls have standards. They're not the fucking National Enquirer.

I strongly suspect that this recording will never surface again. And I for one am quite content with that state of affairs.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

Maybe, but it still remains a genuine instance of grief on Chris's part, in a very personal way. Even trolls have standards. They're not the fucking National Enquirer.

I strongly suspect that this recording will never surface again. And I for one am quite content with that state of affairs.

Again?... when was it ever even out there?