Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[zrowsdower]

A couple of things I learned from the latest video is that Chris likes Leonard Skynerd and he may have been one of the early pioneers of Mukbang vids.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

And that he released a effing make-up tutorial like he's an expert on it, after what, two months of using it (AFAIK) it, makes me chuckle a little.

And later not using make up at all cause he's bad at it, and doesn't have the skin for it.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'He has no job! And he is a gamer!'

Woah. Sick burn, Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

'He has no job! And he is a gamer!'

Woah. Sick burn, Chris.

Nesshelper was fucking hilarious though, He’s still around but not as funny. To make BlueSpike that guy? Man whoever came up with that was pretty fucking clever all of the cows exposed as trolls were funny because Chris was just showing off his own traits.

The fact that Chris called out all the wrong people and they gave coherent responses. That’s just cool.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He also doesn't know the meaning of 'Platonic' as regards a relationship. Or that rubbing salt into the wound is generally meant as a good thing - it hurts, but assists healing. Chris seems to think it means adding insult to injury.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Holy shit, even Philthy Phil managed to dunk on Chris at this time!

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I forgot about barb using nearly all of Bob's money to get a lawyer for her and chris when they hit Snyder with their car.

Jesus fuck, the most I ever spent on a lawyer was $2,500 and the dude was decent enough to understand that I wasn't made of money and not overcharge me.

I sure hope Bell put his kids through college stringing Barb and Chris along.

 

[AmbiTron]

I love how the intro to this series sounds so fucking ominous. It's like a warning to not be like Chris.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You can sort of see why Chris gave up on make-up. His lipstick and gloss routine left him looking like he'd been eating jam with a wooden spoon.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Jesus fuck, the most I ever spent on a lawyer was $2,500 and the dude was decent enough to understand that I wasn't made of money and not overcharge me.

I sure hope Bell put his kids through college stringing Barb and Chris along.

Bell didn’t care and Barb was protecting Herself, and somewhat Chris but for Chris it was mostly out of spite, Snyder only wanted a restraining order and medical bills paid. Barb could have had a public defender and gotten exactly that. A restraining order and medical bills paid but she very likely thought she could get Snyder on some kind of charge and even more money. It’s essentially a game of chicken for her, I think.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You can sort of see why Chris gave up on make-up. His lipstick and gloss routine left him looking like he'd been eating jam with a wooden spoon.

Plus, his greasy skin might reject it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maaan that wrist watch shit takes me back.

Spoiler

wiss woss

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Bell didn’t care and Barb was protecting Herself, and somewhat Chris but for Chris it was mostly out of spite, Snyder only wanted a restraining order and medical bills paid. Barb could have had a public defender and gotten exactly that. A restraining order and medical bills paid but she very likely thought she could get Snyder on some kind of charge and even more money. It’s essentially a game of chicken for her, I think.

Probably tried to pull the "feeble old lady" card the same way Chris pulls the 'tism defense. Barb probably cared more about using Chris to either get easy settlements, and that's after she had already used him to keep herself tethered to Bob.

 

[omori]

Shit’s gonna suck whenever Geno gets around to Chris reading Bob’s letter.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Bell didn’t care and Barb was protecting Herself, and somewhat Chris but for Chris it was mostly out of spite, Snyder only wanted a restraining order and medical bills paid. Barb could have had a public defender and gotten exactly that. A restraining order and medical bills paid but she very likely thought she could get Snyder on some kind of charge and even more money. It’s essentially a game of chicken for her, I think.

And I'm glad she lost the case.

Probably tried to pull the "feeble old lady" card the same way Chris pulls the 'tism defense. Barb probably cared more about using Chris to either get easy settlements, and that's after she had already used him to keep herself tethered to Bob.

It's the Weston family way. Shame Chris had to learn that characteristic from his mother.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

I really wonder how Chris feels when he watches these documentaries.

He did comment on his videos from time to time:

https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And later not using make up at all cause he's bad at it, and doesn't have the skin for it.

He's never had the type of skin, a cadaver's skin would be an improvement.

 

[Mr. 0]

Or that rubbing salt into the wound is generally meant as a good thing - it hurts, but assists healing. Chris seems to think it means adding insult to injury.

Because that's what it means? Since when does that phrase signify a good thing?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Because that's what it means? Since when does that phrase signify a good thing?

I think it’s meant to be taken in a similar context like the phrase “the best medicine often tastes the worst” meaning people learn from their mistakes and grow when they’re confronted with the harsh true. Except Chris has never left his bubble, a bubble that most people leave by the time they hit elementary school. “Throwing salt in a wound” might sting for the average person, but to Chris you might as well be pouring battery acid on it.

 

[Killowaaa]

Summary/Thoughts
• Chris does not know the difference between Nazis and Communists
• Chris proves why we all still should refer to him by male pronouns
• The fact Chris is so dull he doesn't get how trolls evolve subtly over time and continues make this clear
• And finally if I ever have to see Chris chew with his mouth open again I'm jumping off a cliff