Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[{o}P II]

New kino
Part 38

Ironically the so called "dark ages" have been some of the best episodes so far.

Chris on his own is so much more interesting and entertaining without trolls.

i really hope he does an epilogue episode about the identity and what became of the trolls

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Some new things I've learned from this episode via Chris's FB posts:

According to Chris, back in school, he was dragged to the principal's office by his ankles (extreme, so Chris could be making it up)

In middle school, supposedly his teaher emptied his locker which made Chris feel violated (also could be made up)

The origin of "neurotypical" which Chris has often cited on twitter came from Anna.

 

[D_Tractor]

Doesn't Geno Samula usually a stream shortly after an upload? Where is stream Geno?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

As for that 6K (I assume it was from Bob's inheritance, cause there's no way in hell Chris could have saved it.), he would have spent on more plastic junk.

Most of it was from Ebay sales, the Idea Guys had Chris sell off his toys and stuff.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings

And the remainder from fan money (Jack Z's $1,200) and tugboat money (Chris skipped a mortgage payment and almost put the house in foreclosure).

 

[Kacho]

I can't help but feel bad for Bob when talk about his possessions comes up now and then. I collect a number of things myself so I relate to the idea that Bob spent his life building a record collection, and stamp collection. He probably wanted to have a son that would inherit and appreciate these things he cared about, but nope. Just like the house he bought, and every cent he earned, it was all squandered, pawned off, or burned by his craven wife and son. Fuck Barb and Chris.

 

[{o}P II]

I can't help but feel bad for Bob when talk about his possessions comes up now and then. I collect a number of things myself so I relate to the idea that Bob spent his life building a record collection, and stamp collection. He probably wanted to have a son that would inherit and appreciate these things he cared about, but nope. Just like the house he bought, and every cent he earned, it was all squandered, pawned off, or burned by his craven wife and son. Fuck Barb and Chris.

Bob is dead and chris/barb has no intrest in the trash he collected

whatever joy the must have game him has past and now they are just another addition to the hoard

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Bob is dead and chris/barb has no intrest in the trash he collected

whatever joy the must have game him has past and now they are just another addition to the hoard

Also in Chris’s defense, even if he didn’t turn out the way he did (the autistic manwomanchild we’ve come to know and love), he’d have no practical use for them. Maybe he’d develop an appreciation for the music and try to find MP3s of them, but c’mon, most people wouldn’t really do much with their parent’s outdated media formats beyond using them as display pieces. Yes I know there’s definitely a subculture dedicated to preserving vinyl record audio quality, but the average person today wouldn’t care all that much.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Bob is dead and chris/barb has no intrest in the trash he collected

whatever joy the must have game him has past and now they are just another addition to the hoard

Bob had cool shit like records and wanted to let Chris know the joy of them. He just had a wife and son apathetic about them.

 

[troon patrol]

Anyone else get the feeling Barb has her hand up chris's ass like a puppet in the Cole call out video. That was sad shit, Chris looking like Benjamin Franklin with a meth problem, putting Cole on blast through a 3rd party acting like social cancer, complaining he's being treated like social cancer. Truly Barb's son, they deserve each other.

 

[NPC2580]

Ironically the so called "dark ages" have been some of the best episodes so far.

Chris on his own is so much more interesting and entertaining without trolls.

i really hope he does an epilogue episode about the identity and what became of the trolls

He mentions trolls sometimes on his streams, but I dont think he will do a final episode. Sounds like he wants to just focus on CWC.

 

[LolRaccoon]

The Tara Strong part made me chuckle a good bit. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris ended up meeting her at a convention at some point.

The video he was talking about was an audioclip Tara Strong had recorded for fun and Black Gryph0n animated it.

The same BlackGryph0n who sang the now (in)famous line "Maybe I'll be Tracer..."

 

[The Un-Clit]

New kino
Part 38

An interesting point of self-discovery on Chris's part comes early in that video and is something all the faggots going 'Where are the new comics, Chris?' should take note of too:

"I never should have put Sonichu on the Internet at all; I am not a person who comes up with 'daily content', I never should have tried."

Ain't that the fuckin' truth. But I guess the lure of easy money was too much for Chris, and he conveniently forgot in the future that anytime his fun activities become 'work' he loses all interest in them.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I could connect with Chris this episode in regards to the loneliness. I recalled memories of feeling lost and unlovable when I read his email correspondence.

Nobody deserves to feel lost and alone all their life, including Chris. That's why I find his "marriage" to his fictional characters to be so tragic. He was so clueless about dating, despite years of trying to understand, that he gave up trying and doubled down on his "faith" in the pursuit of happiness.

 

[troon patrol]

I could connect with Chris this episode in regards to the loneliness. I recalled memories of feeling lost and unlovable when I read his email correspondence.

Nobody deserves to feel lost and alone all their life, including Chris. That's why I find his "marriage" to his fictional characters to be so tragic. He was so clueless about dating, despite years of trying to understand, that he gave up trying and doubled down on his "faith" in the pursuit of happiness.

Don't feel too bad. Only about 500 people have directly told Chris to work on his personality, grow the fuck up, lose some weight , stop being a perpetual victim, stop being an overt bigot, respect women, work on his hygiene, clean his room , stop lying constantly, stop vandalizing property, stop assaulting people, stop trying to rape people. Even Null has said Chris gets what he deserves at this point, Null's been having a rough month I guess.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I could connect with Chris this episode in regards to the loneliness. I recalled memories of feeling lost and unlovable when I read his email correspondence.

Nobody deserves to feel lost and alone all their life, including Chris. That's why I find his "marriage" to his fictional characters to be so tragic. He was so clueless about dating, despite years of trying to understand, that he gave up trying and doubled down on his "faith" in the pursuit of happiness.

Assuming you're for real and not a troll, in addition to what @troon patrol just said that so many others have tried before, there's a more pragmatic reason not to try and help Chris. Even if you want to help Chris and do get in contact with him, you're going to have an entire website full of autists who will think that you're tricking Chris to mess with him and do something malicious. Someone will find your info, dox you, and your name and face will be on the Cwcki forever. You risk real fallout in your private life to help a guy who most likely will not have any gratitude for what you're trying to do for him. I 'm sorry you went through a dark spot in your life but don't ruin it trying to help a guy who, sadly, brought most of it himself.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Don't feel too bad. Only about 500 people have directly told Chris to work on his personality, grow the fuck up, lose some weight , stop being a perpetual victim, stop being an overt bigot, respect women, work on his hygiene, clean his room , stop lying constantly, stop vandalizing property, stop assaulting people, stop trying to rape people. Even Null has said Chris gets what he deserves at this point, Null's been having a rough month I guess.

.... and make his bed and wash his damn dick!!! /Jordan Peterson

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The Annie wig, Male bras, and "Am I ugly".......classic saga, but I already knew about it. The fact that Geno doesn't address all of Chris' lies, and states them as facts is just ridiculous.

I think if Geno had to fact check every single lie Chris says then I think there would have to be 1000 episodes especially when Chris' delusions about the merge happen

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I think if Geno had to fact check every single lie Chris says then I think there would have to be 1000 episodes especially when Chris' delusions about the merge happen

Exactly. Geno tells you "Chris said/wrote this," not "this is gospel truth."

 

[Mr. 0]

I think if Geno had to fact check every single lie Chris says then I think there would have to be 1000 episodes especially when Chris' delusions about the merge happen

Oh please, there'd be that many episodes before the merge was a thing

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Since Chris is aware of the series, actually watches the episodes, and sometimes communicates with Geno, would there be a point that CWC join Geno on a livestream for future supplemental side episodes? Live watch alongs?