Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I've said this before - Chris is a dirty fuck, and a lot of grown men like MLP for the wrong reasons. Put two and two together.

If you’re calling Chris a pedophile, it’s the one line he’s never crossed. He got into MLP to get into Megan’s pants.

 

[Lando Griffin]

If you’re calling Chris a pedophile, it’s the one line he’s never crossed. He got into MLP to get into Megan’s pants.

Nah I am not calling him that, but doesn't he sexualize the ponies? His pony for instance?

 

[Male Idiot]

He is a horse fucker not a kid fucker but I understand the line is blurred there. Chris likes himself some bestiality and grannies.

A tip is to never let a brony be alone with your horse, or you'll have little centaur monsters soon.

 

[yoursavior]

Sorry if it's been brought up before, but Geno talked about how he turned 19 at the beginning of May. I somehow refuse to believe thus dude has been doing it since he was 15/16.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Sorry if it's been brought up before, but Geno talked about how he turned 19 at the beginning of May. I somehow refuse to believe thus dude has been doing it since he was 15/16.

He’s kidding, there’s videos on his music channel from 10 years ago that clearly show him as an older teenager or young 20s.

 

[Asmobaby]

I wonder how Bob felt seeing that MLP shrine?

I reckon he'dve been more concerned by the Sailor Moon dolls and the hyper-girly
shoujo manga on that shelf: Absolute Boyfriend, Fushigi Yugi, Tokyo Mew Mew - manga that are about as feminine as the genre gets imho. Even girls in that target demographic found most of that shoujo shit to be "too much" (self included). And Chris was a "grown man" when he was consooming this saccharine drivel.

Also Fushigi Yugi had a lot of gay shit and trannies in it. A predictor of things to come?

 

[AsianChris]

Finally caught up, can't believe I listened to 63 episodes of an okay series of podcasts.

my favourite part was when he told Dankula he's been to Equestria.
"Doing what?"
"Diplomatic things"

I don't care how powerful the magic of friendship is, if chris chan turned up at Equestria's borders, he'd be told to fuck off before they went scorched earth on Cwcville. Horses can sense evil and they'd pick up on him getting erect looking at Granny Smith.

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Then again, it does lend credence to the theory Chris, Bob, and Barb are in this shot.

Who those two old ponies are meant to represent? I don't believe it was Bob and Barb. Maybe other lolcows related to MLP?

 

[Ophelia]

Who those two old ponies are meant to represent? I don't believe it was Bob and Barb. Maybe other lolcows related to MLP?

It’s pure speculation that any of them are supposed to represent CWC and Co.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

New Episode link here

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Love how Geno minimized Chris trying to tongue dudes at TMG after he was asked to stop. Claiming it was both genders was a complete lie. This includes a teenage boy.

 

[323758]

Props to Linda, if Chris had a competent parent like her, things might have turned out different. One of the few genuinely good people in the entire saga.

 

[deadson]

New Episode link here

You guys think that Chris was ever that spaced out while in the hospital before going back to jail?

 

[Jack Awful]

It's trippy whenever Geno references himself as if he's a different person.

 

[Jack Awful]

Real life foreshadowing is called a red flag

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Love how Geno minimized Chris trying to tongue dudes at TMG after he was asked to stop. Claiming it was both genders was a complete lie. This includes a teenage boy.

Part of me feels that he's gotta scrub part of 'christory' for the sake of staying on youtube. This isn't the first time he's downplayed something negative in chris's past.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can't wait until Geno reaches 2021.

 

[Lone Star]

New Episode link here

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

i was thinking that myself. you'd get called an a log for wishing it would have happened, but no one here would ever stop laughing if there was a clip of someone headbutting chris for a trying to go for a big greasy kiss.

 

[Muu]

"Jap58 didn't want to people see Chris being dragged out the con by jerkop as it would quickly be Shared online."

 

[B'owl]

I found this comment while scrolling through the comment section of Part 64.