I actually wonder if Chris could beat a woman in a fight. What is his height and weight? I know he's fat and doesn't exercise, but he may be able to win with sheer weight advantage and being born with man muscles.
He's 5'10" and was around 210lbs, who knows how much he weighs after spending that much time with jail food. Chris would not win against the average woman in a fight, He's far too mentally frail mentally. He'd give up trying anything offensive and try to shield his face and body while she struck him.
what man muscles? im convinced chris has somehow managed to atrophy even the little muscle he has by virtue of being a human being
Agreed. Chris was never that strong, even at his "peak" in his 20's. I know I remember the video of him getting winded lifting the 12-packs (I think) of Pepsi or Brisk iced tea cans. A couple flights of stairs could probably kick Chris' ass.
or he'll try some retarded tactics like curling up in a ball and expose his "quills" like he has done one time
pattin chan house beated him and so did the garden weeds
He tried to do parkour and got winded easily.
*parkay
Chris was so insanely weak and out of shape that he couldn't even do a single push up or a pull up, hell he got winded and sounded like he was about to die just from going for a fucking walk in the park, and he was in his late 20's at the time.
Somehow we have a pretty decent amount of data on his weight, and the closest figure is 203lbs in November 2021, and the highest was around 212. Chris is fat and very weak, but he's never been morbidly obese.
Exactly. I don't think he'd be overpowering anyone that wasn't frail, or a toddler. As long as Hotwheels gets his chair, I'm pretty sure it would at least be up to a coinflip. He did seem to slim down in after his trip to the state hospital, but he always was kind of chunky.
Real talk, I wonder how long he coughed and hacked in between cuts. Weird he was always so anti-smoking. Chris runs like he smokes two packs a day. Was he just lazy and undeveloped or did Borb and Bob fry his lungs with second hand cig smoke? I'm sure I've seen a pic of Barb going snorlax mode with a cig in her hand but I may be misremembering.
Were they prator, or like proto-prator 'er however it's spelled? When this stuff was happening live, I was totally tuned out to Chris-chan "content" besides maybe watching the Geno doc when I needed background noise.
This is true, but judging by his MOST recent mugshot, he has actually slimmed down a considerable amount. Who knows at this point. We haven't seen his full body since August 2021.
