Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Somehow we have a pretty decent amount of data on his weight, and the closest figure is 203lbs in November 2021, and the highest was around 212. Chris is fat and very weak, but he's never been morbidly obese.

Chris is morbidly obese. You need to remember that he has next to no muscle mass, at all. Chris's torso and head is nearly entirely fat, all over, from his droopy downsy eyes and jowls, all the way down to his gut. Chris never exercises, nor has done any manual labor, which was why maybe ten years ago, he could fit into skinny jeans because his legs were like toothpicks, though they wouldn't completely fit once they got to his mooshy ass and gut, but still.

Think of his body like a potato with toothpicks for arms and legs.

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I forgot about that therapy Lego bit with Dr. Wolf. It's amazing that Chris's world view from when he was a kid, all the way up until he was almost 40 is basically the same - Nothing he ever did is the reason for people not liking him, and they should be forced to be friends with him because he's so special.

His Lovequest exuded this type of mentality with the caliber of women he would harass over the years, mostly in public places. He was absolutely beside himself that he didn't possess a hot woman simply because he wanted one, and that was unfair and society needed to change, etc...

 

[Broseph]

Somehow we have a pretty decent amount of data on his weight, and the closest figure is 203lbs in November 2021, and the highest was around 212. Chris is fat and very weak, but he's never been morbidly obese.

There is no way that a guy as fat as Chris only weighed 203lbs. In his "final appearance" where he got arrested he looked like he had to have weighed at least 275-285lbs tho I will admit that it can be hard to get an accurate estimate since most of his weight seems to go to his gut and double chins.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There is no way that a guy as fat as Chris only weighed 203lbs. In his "final appearance" where he got arrested he looked like he had to have weighed at least 275-285lbs tho I will admit that it can be hard to get an accurate estimate since most of his weight seems to go to his gut and double chins.

Chris is not all that big, he's only 5'10" tall. Active fat people generally start to develop muscle in order to move their girth around, which adds to their weight. Someone like Chris, who is anything but active, doesn't have that muscle mass, so the extra weight of muscles do not factor in.

You can see in these pictures of Chris standing in line at the 2017 Bronycon, that merely by waiting in a line, standing, he looks like he's utterly exhausted. Not to mention the enormous load of shit he's carrying around, though if it's mostly toys and art stuff, it shouldn't be that heavy. That was pre-magic rock phase.

Spoiler: Bronycon 2017

I think people get this idea that Chris is this giant hulking monster of a twisted man, but he really isn't. A few inches less and he'd be in the manlet territory.

So there is a definite way that he could have topped out at 220lbs and still looked as fat as he did.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris is not all that big, he's only 5'10" tall. Active fat people generally start to develop muscle in order to move their girth around, which adds to their weight. Someone like Chris, who is anything but active, doesn't have that muscle mass, so the extra weight of muscles do not factor in.

You can see in these pictures of Chris standing in line at the 2017 Bronycon, that merely by waiting in a line, standing, he looks like he's utterly exhausted. Not to mention the enormous load of shit he's carrying around, though if it's mostly toys and art stuff, it shouldn't be that heavy. That was pre-magic rock phase.

Spoiler: Bronycon 2017

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I think people get this idea that Chris is this giant hulking monster of a twisted man, but he really isn't. A few inches less and he'd be in the manlet territory.

So there is a definite way that he could have topped out at 220lbs and still looked as fat as he did.

I'd tack on that while chris is indeed fat, his level of inactivity and general lack of exercise likely have his muscle density being like jello in a plastic bag. Very little muscle mass, other than the kind obese people gain from being able to lug their body around. His most recent exercise feats were walking 4 miles to the post office, which on its own is nothing.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Chris really is just ain't right. It's always fascinating to see his outbursts especially in HD. High functioning my ass, it's like the perfect display of everything retarded.

 

[Jon Osterman]

There is no way that a guy as fat as Chris only weighed 203lbs. In his "final appearance" where he got arrested he looked like he had to have weighed at least 275-285lbs tho I will admit that it can be hard to get an accurate estimate since most of his weight seems to go to his gut and double chins.

You are correct. In the letter where he claims to be 203lbs (11/16/21), he said that he had "dropped to 203 pounds", obviously because in jail he couldn't gorge himself.

Very little muscle mass, other than the kind obese people gain from being able to lug their body around

Chris doesn't lug his body around very much though. Remember that he considers standing up an exercise, and if it is genuinely challenging for him to stand up that gives a pretty solid indication of how little muscle mass he has (the bare minimum).

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Chris really is just ain't right. It's always fascinating to see his outbursts especially in HD. High functioning my ass, it's like the perfect display of everything retarded.

Chris was high functioning as a child. He had the potential to be intelligent and while his drawing was always awful, he did show signs of being fairly creative. I think his Lego stop motion stuff, while elementary, was pretty decent given his limitations.

Chris became an idiot because he was raised by stupid hicks that didn’t know better. His dad didn’t know how to communicate and his mom never gave a single fuck. If Chris was born maybe 10 years later and not out in the sticks, he mightve had a chance to be a functional member of society. Intelligence is fostered. It’s not just about innate aptitude.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris is “high functioning” because he isn’t a drooling mute in a bed or strapped to a chair. Back when he was given that “diagnosis,” it was basically one or the other.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Why is he milking it now? He is releasing these videos once per month when before he released them weekly or bi-weekly.

 

[Japanese Beavis]

I'll never understand people who throw money at lolcows, buying their way into 15 seconds of fame within Christory 37 minutes in.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_enablers#Sarah_and_Steven Archive(s): https://archive.fo/V1rGg & https://ghostarchive.org/archive/kYN55?

 

[Ophelia]

He is releasing these videos once per month when before he released them weekly or bi-weekly.

We’re in the doldrums before the catastrophe and he has other more enjoyable things to do.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Real talk, I wonder how long he coughed and hacked in between cuts. Weird he was always so anti-smoking. Chris runs like he smokes two packs a day. Was he just lazy and undeveloped or did Borb and Bob fry his lungs with second hand cig smoke? I'm sure I've seen a pic of Barb going snorlax mode with a cig in her hand but I may be misremembering.

I wouldn't doubt Chris was around second hand smoke, but yeah, Chris was underdeveloped and lazy. Shame Bob didn't put Chris through any sports through HS, but as history has shown, Chris is lazy and doesn't work well with teams.

I forgot about that therapy Lego bit with Dr. Wolf. It's amazing that Chris's world view from when he was a kid, all the way up until he was almost 40 is basically the same - Nothing he ever did is the reason for people not liking him, and they should be forced to be friends with him because he's so special.

His Lovequest exuded this type of mentality with the caliber of women he would harass over the years, mostly in public places. He was absolutely beside himself that he didn't possess a hot woman simply because he wanted one, and that was unfair and society needed to change, etc...

If I didn't know who Chris was and saw this, I'd feel sorry for him. It's interesting to see how he copes through stuff like this and his comic. That bit was pretty concerning as Chris monologues that while talking to Dr. Wolf, he mentions talking to the Region 10 people and how Chris is 'forced' to relieve the memories of how he was pinned down. I think even to this day, one can't convince Chris it was a him problem and not the school's problem. Sure, the school didn't know how to handle an autistic kid like Chris, but what other choice did they have?

I wonder when he was taken to Western, if Chris immediately told staff he wanted to talk to Dr. Wolf?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

im always astounded by Chris' bountiful boobas
yeah hes always been a fat man, and bodies can store fat differently, but those are shockingly large

i dont know how much affect him smearing hormonal cream on this tits had, but they were pretty massive regardless (was he on actual medically prescribed hormonal therapy before he got jailed? i was always under the impression that even the most irresponsible quack wouldnt give it to someone like him)

12-packs of Pepsi or Brisk iced tea cans

how much do those weigh, anyway? the avarage soda can is 300 ml/grams, but sometimes they make them 500ml
that would make for a 6 kg dummbell at most, assuming they ARE 12-packs of standard size cans, which im not entire sure of

then again i suppose it doesnt help that the way he was lifting them was like nothing ive ever seen
if you attempt that kinda form in the gym theyd quickly tell you to cut the shit
i kept expecting him to hit himself in the face with one of those

 

[PhoBingas]

im always astounded by Chris' bountiful boobas
yeah hes always been a fat man, and bodies can store fat differently, but those are shockingly large

i dont know how much affect him smearing hormonal cream on this tits had, but they were pretty massive regardless (was he on actual medically prescribed hormonal therapy before he got jailed? i was always under the impression that even the most irresponsible quack wouldnt give it to someone like him)

how much do those weigh, anyway? the avarage soda can is 300 ml/grams, but sometimes they make them 500ml
that would make for a 6 kg dummbell at most, assuming they ARE 12-packs of standard size cans, which im not entire sure of

then again i suppose it doesnt help that the way he was lifting them was like nothing ive ever seen
if you attempt that kinda form in the gym theyd quickly tell you to cut the shit
i kept expecting him to hit himself in the face with one of those

No idea what troon concessions Chris is getting in the big house. I can't find much online for what the the Virginia penal system does for / to trannies though. If chris was prescribed the estrogen cream I don't see why he couldn't continue using it but I've got no idea if the jail let him keep it. All of the pics we've seen since look like he hasn't been. Besides the long hair he almost looks normal (for Chris of course)
If they were 355 ml cans (I don't know how many ounces) but they're like 370 grams, unless I fucked the math up each would be like 4.5 kilos or around 9 pounds, nothing overly strenuous. I'm sure if he lifted anything heavier than the flats of cola or iced tea or whatever he would have hurt himself.

 

[Jon Osterman]

(was he on actual medically prescribed hormonal therapy before he got jailed?

Yes he finally got doctor prescribed HRT as far back as 2016 apparently. The info on the Cwcki is pretty limited though.

how much do those weigh, anyway? the avarage soda can is 300 ml/grams, but sometimes they make them 500ml
that would make for a 6 kg dummbell at most, assuming they ARE 12-packs of standard size cans, which im not entire sure of

While it is fun to mess around with math from time to time, I just googled the answer and got in the 10lb range (much lower than the 50lbs he claimed in the video), and even then he struggles to lift them. Chris is an impressively weak man that would struggle to keep up with middle schoolers.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

While it is fun to mess around with math from time to time, I just googled the answer and got in the 10lb range (much lower than the 50lbs he claimed in the video), and even then he struggles to lift them. Chris is an impressively weak man that would struggle to keep up with middle schoolers.

Not surprising that his physical shape matches his mental shape. I would say unironically that even some elementary schoolers may one up Chris.

 

[Jobama]

As of this episode, Chris Chan a Comprehensive History is officially the longest narrative documentary ever. The previous longest documentary called 100 Years of Chrysostom, was 48 hours and 10 minutes.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I forgot about that therapy Lego bit with Dr. Wolf. It's amazing that Chris's world view from when he was a kid, all the way up until he was almost 40 is basically the same - Nothing he ever did is the reason for people not liking him, and they should be forced to be friends with him because he's so special.

His Lovequest exuded this type of mentality with the caliber of women he would harass over the years, mostly in public places. He was absolutely beside himself that he didn't possess a hot woman simply because he wanted one, and that was unfair and society needed to change, etc...

Chris is proto wokeist mixed up with a bit of incel to add some spice. He has always been ahead of his time.

Chris is “high functioning” because he isn’t a drooling mute in a bed or strapped to a chair. Back when he was given that “diagnosis,” it was basically one or the other.

He may be considered high-functioning autistic, but from a different point of view, he's just a very low-functioning ass-burger.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

As of this episode, Chris Chan a Comprehensive History is officially the longest narrative documentary ever. The previous longest documentary called 100 Years of Chrysostom, was 48 hours and 10 minutes.

Now Netflix will have to make their own CWC documentary. Seems like they've been taking documentaries from YouTubers lately; like that Pepsi Jet clusterfuck that was already covered.

 

[deadson]

Why is he milking it now? He is releasing these videos once per month when before he released them weekly or bi-weekly.

He's busy keeping himself sane.