Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Ophelia]

He may be considered high-functioning autistic, but from a different point of view, he's just a very low-functioning ass-burger.

By the scale the og doctor used, he’s high functioning. By modern measures, he can walk and talk, read and write, drive a car, could hold down a makework “job” and isn’t so retarded that it can completely excuse egregious behavior. But he’s not “high functioning” like, say, Elon Musk is. Bad example because E is exceptional, but you get what I mean. “High functioning” has higher standards now and Chris doesn’t come close to meeting them.

Now Netflix will have to make their own CWC documentary. Seems like they've been taking documentaries from YouTubers lately; like that Pepsi Jet clusterfuck that was already covered.

Chris is a kind of pants shitting cum drinking incest having gross that would be bad for their brand. Especially since it would look like they’re attacking an autistic trans woman. Plus the trans community would rather he be swept under the rug, and they have a lot of pull with the media right now. He’s all of the worst stereotypes they’re trying to fight.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is a kind of pants shitting cum drinking incest having gross that would be bad for their brand. Especially since it would look like they’re attacking an autistic trans woman. Plus the trans community would rather he be swept under the rug, and they have a lot of pull with the media right now. He’s all of the worst stereotypes they’re trying to fight.

True. However, since Netflix is ramping up their true crime series, I assume they've been looking at Chris current predicament and thinking how they too can milk Chris for their benefit.

 

[Ophelia]

True. However, since Netflix is ramping up their true crime series, I assume they've been looking at Chris current predicament and thinking how they too can milk Chris for their benefit.

Chris drags down anyone he associates with. There is no gain to be had. Only misery.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Now Netflix will have to make their own CWC documentary. Seems like they've been taking documentaries from YouTubers lately; like that Pepsi Jet clusterfuck that was already covered.

 

[FamicomGorby]

As of this episode, Chris Chan a Comprehensive History is officially the longest narrative documentary ever. The previous longest documentary called 100 Years of Chrysostom, was 48 hours and 10 minutes.

Eh, I think you could shave off a couple hours from the Chris Chan documentary. A couple of the early episodes Geno just plays multi-hour recorded calls with zero commentary that are padding the overall run time.

Anyway on the newest episode. Hadn't seen Chris' Dr. Wolf video before, and absolutely amazing how he apparently has no idea how therapy works despite being repeatedly given court ordered counseling.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Eh, I think you could shave off a couple hours from the Chris Chan documentary. A couple of the early episodes Geno just plays multi-hour recorded calls with zero commentary that are padding the overall run time.

Anyway on the newest episode. Hadn't seen Chris' Dr. Wolf video before, and absolutely amazing how he apparently has no idea how therapy works despite being repeatedly given court ordered counseling.

Oh in this series they've shown "Dr. Wolf" before, an yes Chris has no idea how therapy works, IIRC he blamed an actual therapist for making him feel bad.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

No idea what troon concessions Chris is getting in the big house. I can't find much online for what the the Virginia penal system does for / to trannies though. If chris was prescribed the estrogen cream I don't see why he couldn't continue using it but I've got no idea if the jail let him keep it. All of the pics we've seen since look like he hasn't been. Besides the long hair he almost looks normal (for Chris of course)
If they were 355 ml cans (I don't know how many ounces) but they're like 370 grams, unless I fucked the math up each would be like 4.5 kilos or around 9 pounds, nothing overly strenuous. I'm sure if he lifted anything heavier than the flats of cola or iced tea or whatever he would have hurt himself.

if i understand correctly, once youre prescribed medication, they dont check what its for in jail
they just give you everything thats on your records and dont ask questions
but thats only the case where i live, im not familiar with his local procedures on the topic of medical care in the slam den

 

[anti SJW]

True. However, since Netflix is ramping up their true crime series, I assume they've been looking at Chris current predicament and thinking how they too can milk Chris for their benefit.

I watched a couple of episodes of "I am a murderer." And "I am a stalker." On Netflix. They interview the criminals. If they could do a Chis Chan documentary where they interview Chris, it will be gold.

 

[DrNow]

I could see Chris becoming bloated on anti psychotic drugs and spending his remaining days a slow in the head. There’s a good chance when he has nothing else he’ll find solace in food. If he is given enough free reign with regards to food he will absolutely overeat.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I think, when we reach the prison saga, people are just going to be disappointed and probably fairly shocked at just how sad and pathetic Chris is in prison.

Sure, him declaring himself Christ sounds interesting, but the more you read the more you realise he's just adding onto preexisting delusions and has barely changed. When/if he gets out of prison or unrestricted social media access, he'll probably drop most of it out of boredom, as I don't think he's smart enough to comprehend the bible. He's only referencing nonsensical verses that have nothing to do with him, which I'm sure all make sense and prove his divinity to himself, but to everyone else they're just random verses pulled out of the book.

 

[Jack Awful]

I could see Chris becoming bloated on anti psychotic drugs and spending his remaining days a slow in the head. There’s a good chance when he has nothing else he’ll find solace in food. If he is given enough free reign with regards to food he will absolutely overeat.

Ironically, he's stated becoming a slow in the minds was a window to hell for him.

A fitting punishment for raping your mom.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I watched a couple of episodes of "I am a murderer." And "I am a stalker." On Netflix. They interview the criminals. If they could do a Chis Chan documentary where they interview Chris, it will be gold.

If this does happen, I hope they play into his delusions somewhat to get more info. Then again, one can get Chris to say anything.

 

[Ophelia]

The only way I can imagine seeing Chris on Netflix (or whatever) is if someone made a doc and included a segment (not a series, not an episode) on him. And I can imagine the topic would be “Look at what internet bulleeees did to this poor autistic woman!”

When/if he gets out of prison or unrestricted social media access, he'll probably drop most of it out of boredom, as I don't think he's smart enough to comprehend the bible.

That doesn’t stop the myriad of idiots and mentally ill people running around calling themselves Jesus or Moses or whatever. Misunderstanding the Bible is a common thing, even among the sane.

 

[Jon Osterman]

True. However, since Netflix is ramping up their true crime series, I assume they've been looking at Chris current predicament and thinking how they too can milk Chris for their benefit.

I've said this before but Chris isn't really a person the masses want to hear about. His crime isn't particularly interesting compared to other well known cases, but at the same time it's too horrendous that not many want to hear about it. Maybe if once he gets out he goes crazy and just straight up kills Barb and all his trolls general audiences would be interested, but currently only a select few want to hear about somehow who banged his mom and tried to cut his dick off.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Who should play Chris in the Netflix adaptation? I think Jonah Hill would be perfect. Kathy Bates as Barb. Clint Eastwood would be a great Bob. The dude who played Dahmer could be Liquid Chris. Where can we fit in Brendon Fraser?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Where can we fit in Brendon Fraser?

Michael Snyder.

 

[GumballFapper]

I could see Chris becoming bloated on anti psychotic drugs and spending his remaining days a slow in the head. There’s a good chance when he has nothing else he’ll find solace in food. If he is given enough free reign with regards to food he will absolutely overeat.

He already spent 2 months in the mental hospital, which most likely like all mental hospitals filled him with a cocktail of drugs but didn't show any change afterwards

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I've said this before but Chris isn't really a person the masses want to hear about. His crime isn't particularly interesting compared to other well known cases, but at the same time it's too horrendous that not many want to hear about it. Maybe if once he gets out he goes crazy and just straight up kills Barb and all his trolls general audiences would be interested, but currently only a select few want to hear about somehow who banged his mom and tried to cut his dick off.

pretty much, what would be considered the "Crime" in this situation is actually very uninteresting, its really just an incest charge, which at most might be cranked up to rape
thats mild compared to what typically constitutes a "true crime" topic

Chris' life isnt interesting because he banged a grandma
its interesting because it all comes down TO him banging a grandma
its one tragedy after another and at this point were just asking "whats next?"

if the only thing Netflix can tell us is that this mentally retarded transgender woman fucked an old lady, its a bit of a boring episode isnt it

 

[Ophelia]

He already spent 2 months in the mental hospital, which most likely like all mental hospitals filled him with a cocktail of drugs but didn't show any change afterwards

He was there to determine whether he could assist in his own defense and sent back to jail when they determined he could. Drugging him to oblivion wasn’t on the agenda.

 

[Raiken]

people think netflix has standards but they also aired and defended cuties.