Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Curious how geno's going to stretch 2020. He managed to get 7(!!) episodes so far out of 2019, which is about where I tapped out with Chris. Between the magichan larp and the sonichu body transfer that happened in the pandemic, I stopped following this board. We're a loooong way off from Fiona, Janke, and Everfree.
 
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Zman said:
People still watch this? How can anyone seriously sit through nearly a hour of someone constantly referring to Chris as a "she" without dying of a rapid onset brain tumor?
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This documentary was already on thin ice to begin with. If Geno didn't refer to Chris as "she", you bet the other troons would throw a stink about it, trying to get this doc nuked from YouTube for "bullying".

Sometimes, you've got to make concessions in this clown world, as unfortunate as it is.
 
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BentDuck said:
This documentary was already on thin ice to begin with. If Geno didn't refer to Chris as "she", you bet the other troons would throw a stink about it, trying to get this doc nuked from YouTube for "bullying".

Sometimes, you've got to make concessions in this clown world, as unfortunate as it is.
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this, after all the document was already nuked once
 
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Referring to Chris as "she" with the clinical documentarian tone honestly adds to the Lynchian element of the doc. "She raped her mother with her penis" is a phrase that perfectly encapsulates the complete absurdity of the whole trans identity.
Just imagine Geno rolling his eyes behind the microphone every time he uses female pronouns for Chris, it makes it much easier to listen to.
 
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The real litmus test is to see if the person behind the microphone decides to join the con and get combative with critics.

Ego rot isn't exclusive to bending the knee to troons, after all.
 
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everyone got what they ordered?
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I don't mean the delivery. I mean the physical near-indestructable tokens that can carry the curse for generations like leprechuan's gold. 100 years from now some impressionable youth is going to inherit a strange coin and accidentally mutter the words "Who is Chris Chan?", damning themselves to a life of tardgazing.
 
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Americunt said:
Am I the only one really annoyed when he brings up Chris talking about HIS doc?
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It's apart of what Chris did, it is a comprehensive history, if you dislike it, then that's on you. Chris is the one who acknowledged it publicly. And we'd be retarded to say that the doc had no impact
 
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Sugriva said:
I still curse the 4chan anon who linked me to the cwcki all those years ago. My life has never been the same.
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always interesting to hear how people discovered Chris Chan

i think for me i was a case of "i heard about it once, now its fucking everywhere"
a friend mentioned him in passing and said "oh, you don't know who Chris Chan is?" that's it, no elaboration, no links, nothing
and over the course of several years i just started observing his presence more and more until i was finally in the bucket
his life truly is god's best screenplay
 
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CWCVillie Shopkeeper said:
It's apart of what Chris did, it is a comprehensive history, if you dislike it, then that's on you. Chris is the one who acknowledged it publicly. And we'd be retarded to say that the doc had no impact
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Bella and Fiona found out about Chris from the doc. It's safe to say his indirect impact on Christory is notable if only for the trolls he inspired.
 
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Part LXXIV begins with Christine sharing a new fundraiser meant to fund her trip to the BABScon convention in 2020, and concludes with the most recent updates as of March, 2023.
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:o

April Fool's joke, or legit? Is there even a difference any more...?

Edit: Oh good God. Actually watched through it. It's obviously a joke, but Jesus, it's so masterfully done. 10-outta-fucking-10.
Right in the fucking feels...
 
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This episode brought back memories, most notable were that of that Troon in the Micheal myers mask and how Chris sperged for 90 minutes about his stupid card game.

Edit: that ending, it's an April fools day joke but damn is it depressing to think about.
 
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