Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[garbanzobean]

I'm sure Geno jumped for joy when he saw that Chris was released from prison. Meaning he won't lose any money for a few more years because we might get more shenanigans. Because I'm gonna be honest; this guy's music and his other channels are ass.

 

[Drama Fan]

The transition from the optimistic theme at the end to chris singing for the credits had me in shambles

 

[Black Yoshi]

I did think that this might be his way of cancelling the series.

If Geno screws us over like that he'll lose subs faster than the Fine Bros when they tried to trademark react.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This was a phenomenal April Fools episode but holy shit did it make me sad in a way no other episode of this series has ever done before. I just....wanted that false new timeline to be real.

Which I guess is pretty meta considering the whole Dimensional Merge thing is based on wanting a different world than the one reality provides.

 

[Black Yoshi]

My only gripe was Chris remaining Trans.

Geno would get deplatformed otherwise

 

[nayeon]

imagine if the motherfucker had just 1/100th of the self awareness

 

[David Byrne]

Disappointed he didn't do a fake Null voice to fake out a bit of a MATI episode, instead relegating him to text

I'll do it so Geno doesn't have to.

ETA: Video seems broken on the site. Uploaded it to a YouTube sock.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Well that was a hell of a last video.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

Kinda funny that Geno took all the time to manufacture a "good ending" but it didnt include Chris coming to his senses and detrooning.

agreed. chris should have acknowledged he wasnt trans and that was brainwashing from years of trolling and gone back to being Christian Weson Chandler

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Well that was a hell of a last video.

I was surprised by it at first. But then I got to thinking that it was either this or go into gross detail on how Chris fucked his mother at the behest of a hamster murdering cunt. Very few people want to hear about that and fewer exist outside of KF.

 

[Retink Retunk]

agreed. chris should have acknowledged he wasnt trans and that was brainwashing from years of trolling and gone back to being Christian Weson Chandler

While that would be ideal he'd be insta banned off of all social media and probably drone struck by the current administration.

I was surprised by it at first. But then I got to thinking that it was either this or go into gross detail on how Chris fucked his mother at the behest of a hamster murdering cunt. Very few people want to hear about that and fewer exist outside of KF.

I wonder if he'll make an actual last video or just leave it as this one.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I was surprised by it at first. But then I got to thinking that it was either this or go into gross detail on how Chris fucked his mother at the behest of a hamster murdering cunt. Very few people want to hear about that and fewer exist outside of KF.

There is still like 2 years before the Incestachu saga. Part 71 was in 2019 and Chris fucked Barb in 2021.

 

[the_archon]

I can just see geno going FUCK and angry editing that video together knowing that jesus christ sonichu is out and he’s going to be on the line for this gig for another 10+ years

 

[jawsome]

This was a very cruel joke to play on someone so high as I was when I watched it.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Chris singing over the end credits was bittersweet. Not because it was a fantasy where Chris got his life together, but seeing that he could have done that a really any time. Take a step back, do some introspection, and realize things aren't right. Not saying it would have been easy, but it could have been done.

 

[valence]

Ending goes hard.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly the fake ending is kinda hilarious with how Geno twisted the Incest stuff to be that Chris actually got a genuine relationship. I can't wait for the Incestchu saga, it can't come any sooner.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Funny that Chris couldn't detrans in the video even though he's going back to male pronouns in real life, but with all the AI and deepfaking he probably started this video long before the latest developments

 

[Ophelia]

Funny that Chris couldn't detrans in the video even though he's going back to male pronouns in real life,

I’ll believe it when I see him say it.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Chris fucked his mother at the behest of a hamster murdering cunt.

The hamster boiler wanted him to fuck Fiona, Chris fucked his mother of his own volition.