Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[fake farts]

And so the dispute over his political leanings is over. Not a Progressive. Just a Libertarian.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

so is he in China now? Or is she just Chinese but lives in Japan so they went there to tie the knot?

 

[Raiken]

"babe please, come to bed and make love to me."
"no, i got to finish the documentary about a tranny retard who fucked his mom, i'm now voicing the confession. want to hear it?"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Geno's only 20, so he was 15 when he started the Chris-chan series?

This is the funniest bit he has, especially when people believe him.

so is he in China now? Or is she just Chinese but lives in Japan so they went there to tie the knot?

According to him he’s been in China for a while, living with his now in-laws.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

well shit, thats a damn cute little bride we have here
and her chinese wife aint too bad either

 

[/pol/cat]

geno samual is such a funny guy he is how i found this forum

 

[Argos]

Congratulations! May life be kind to them both.

 

[Londo]

Hopefully he has a successful and fruitful marriage. He seems like a chill dude and I really wish for him to cover other cows or even actual normal topics as his work has been solid.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

So this Chris guy is the reason for this site. I also knew about Chris since the late 2000s? I don't remember but it was either during high school or first year of college.

Why is he so uninteresting to me? I don't get what has/had people interested in the guy? He seems like every other retarded weirdo I've ever met. I've met people in real life even crazier than him, one is even famous for his art, when he was ranting and walking naked down the affluent neighborhood he was homeless in. Everyone that met him remembers him fondly.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

So this Chris guy is the reason for this site. I also knew about Chris since the late 2000s? I don't remember but it was either during high school or first year of college.

Why is he so uninteresting to me? I don't get what has/had people interested in the guy? He seems like every other retarded weirdo I've ever met. I've met people in real life even crazier than him, one is even famous for his art, when he was ranting and walking naked down the affluent neighborhood he was homeless in. Everyone that met him remembers him fondly.

im sure someone can explain to you what it is exactly that appeals to us all about Chris

personally, i wanna hear more about naked homeless artist guy

 

[Fools Idol]

he looks stiff as a board

I'll bet he was on his honeymoon. ba dum tss

 

[VigilanteTroll]

I am all learned up on this Christopher Chan fellow. I have read most of the pages here. I am now unsure if I should be sick in the toilet or wash myself with steel wool and bleach. He should be back in prison. I saw a video where he was spotted at the store and it seems he cannot wear his clothes correctly still as an adult. Does he still wear a medallion though? I haven't seen one in ages.

 

[AnOminous]

I am all learned up on this Christopher Chan fellow. I have read most of the pages here. I am now unsure if I should be sick in the toilet or wash myself with steel wool and bleach. He should be back in prison. I saw a video where he was spotted at the store and it seems he cannot wear his clothes correctly still as an adult. Does he still wear a medallion though? I haven't seen one in ages.

Her name is Christine Chandler you fucking bigot.

 

[Kiwisee]

After Chris’s death, will there be an Ethan Ralph comprehensive history?

 

[gampboonerisms]

aww! i hope they make do well together!

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

im sure someone can explain to you what it is exactly that appeals to us all about Chris

personally, i wanna hear more about naked homeless artist guy

He died sometime in the last two years. He was relatively young. late 20s, maybe early 30s.

im sure someone can explain to you what it is exactly that appeals to us all about Chris

personally, i wanna hear more about naked homeless artist guy

 

[Bloitzhole]

Congratulations @SamuellyGenie - I hope your marriage outlasts every Chris-chan saga still to come and makes you both very happy.

 

[putinschwarzenegger]

Not really sure if this has been posted, so apologies if it has. I started going down a genealogy rabbit hole. Seems like there's a lot of potentially good information about Barb's family history here: https://www.ellerfamilyassociation.com/getperson.php?personID=I14680&tree=christian2

They say they have about 77k various family members. Potentially good for expanding historical family records.

Ill try and build out some of the family tree some more, before posting a copy of the file. Currently focused on the maternal side of Chris, and Ill focus on the Paternal side in a little bit.

 

[Megaton Punch]

So this Chris guy is the reason for this site. I also knew about Chris since the late 2000s? I don't remember but it was either during high school or first year of college.

Why is he so uninteresting to me? I don't get what has/had people interested in the guy? He seems like every other retarded weirdo I've ever met. I've met people in real life even crazier than him, one is even famous for his art, when he was ranting and walking naked down the affluent neighborhood he was homeless in. Everyone that met him remembers him fondly.

I can't speak for anyone else here, but as someone whose interest in Chris-chan is borderline as autistic as he is, I can offer some insight.

I also stopped caring about him eventually, specifically around the troon arc. Why? Because as you said, he's just a generic crazy person now. Delusions of grandeur, being a tranny, being a sex pest, nonstop ranting about Donald Trump. It's boring. There are literally tens of thousands of narcissistic transgender rapists on Twitter at any given moment.

What isn't boring is his early Sonichu years. The comic, the attraction sign, the feuds with very obviously fake people like Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris. His behavior seems to be permanently 20 years behind his actual age, so what you get is a grown man acting like a child. But I don't mean that as an insult. I mean he literally acts like a small child who doesn't understand how the world works or why things happen, like if you were to transplant the brain of an eight year old into the body of a 25 year old.

The combination of his childlike outlook on life and his willingness to document every goddamn thing he does is, for lack of a better word, charming. It's like how when a toddler does something incredibly retarded, you can't help but go "awww", even as you're thinking to yourself "that was really retarded".

In a way, I think many people - myself included - were a bit jealous that we all grew up to be jaded, cynical adults while he got to hang onto his childhood in the most genuine way possible for years past its expiration date. I would never want to be Chris. But the loss of childhood innocence is something everyone laments now and then.

These days he's still extremely immature, but he's not childlike any more. He's now like a moody teenager who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and that's no fun no matter what physical age the person is. So I personally dropped out of Christory years ago, only checking in on this part of the forum every so often.

A lot of people here will try to play it cool and go "heh actually I just like laughing at retards heh", but there are people a lot more retarded than Chris out there. We're all here because something about him is unique - for better, and much more frequently, for worse.

tl;dr if you want to really appreciate what made him this way and what keeps us fascinated, stick to the parts of his life when he was still making Sonichu comics regularly.

 

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