Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Susanna]

And so Isabella Loretta Janke enters the picture. Given how buzzy the intro has gotten, I guess he's ending it with her. Probably for the best, jail saga is just a bunch of nothing.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

How long until he gets a legal request to not mention Hamster Boiler?
The way Chris talked during that Praetor speech gave me some AI generated text vibes, it's like he says things he doesn't believe, but says them because he's been told they were true.
For example the part where he says the Idea Guys are evil manipulative people sounds like the outcome GPT 4 would give you with the prompt "Make a speech about how your Mama was still supporting you despite the evil idea guy's manipulation".
Could be just me though.

 

[B'owl]

And so Isabella Loretta Janke enters the picture. Given how buzzy the intro has gotten, I guess he's ending it with her. Probably for the best, jail saga is just a bunch of nothing.

I heavily doubt Geno is doing that. If Geno can cover the uneventful year that was 2013, he will definitely cover the jail saga and beyond.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

so the fungus has officially made her entrance into the series. we are now officially at the beginning of the end, kiwibros.

 

[JackoVerde]

so the fungus has officially made her entrance into the series. we are now officially at the beginning of the end, kiwibros.

video already has 35,000 views.
that's potentially 35,000 people that are reminded of who bella janke is and what she did. and the views will only climb higher over time.
the chris chan fucking his mom episode will have millions of views. bella will be in the spotligjht again.

this is the beggining of the end.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

video already has 35,000 views.
that's potentially 35,000 people that are reminded of who bella janke is and what she did. and the views will only climb higher over time.
the chris chan fucking his mom episode will have millions of views. bella will be in the spotligjht again.

im really hoping geno makes it absolutely clear how despicable the hamster boiling fungus is. his documentary is the gateway to chris chan for so many normies, and as you pointed out, the mother fucking episode is going to blow up like crazy. really hoping this leads to a bunch of negative public spotlight on bella.

 

[themarchivist2]

New part just dropped.

The most interesting and eventful part in like a year. I've always found it hilarious that people have been saying "we're almost at the end" since 2017, but now we actually are.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Would be cool to have the increasingly distorted intro begin to flash with a demonic Bella Face superimposed over CWC and growing in strength each episode until the big reveal.

Edit to add: Geno now might face the coordinated gayops of Daddy Janke, Narcissist Mommy, and Bella simping Guntlings. I wish him luck.

 

[JackoVerde]

im really hoping geno makes it absolutely clear how despicable the hamster boiling fungus is.

i don't think he even has to do that
geno just has to read the events as they happened in his monotone voice and most normal people will be disgusted and think she
is a monster. he doesn't have to call her bad, most normal people will know it is bad.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i don't think he even has to do that
geno just has to read the events as they happened in his monotone voice and most normal people will be disgusted and think she
is a monster. he doesn't have to call her bad, most normal people will know it is bad.

no i agree, all he has to do is read what she said and did. my point was more i hope he doesnt skip over any of it or go soft or easy on her. afterall the point of the doc is abotu chris chan and so plenty of people who are involved with chris only get a short mention or introduction. im hoping he doesnt do that with bella but instead actually explains to the audience who she is and shows what all she did.

 

[Susanna]

The hamster boiling really wasn’t part of anything to do with Chris though. I doubt Geno will mention it at all, as it’s almost guaranteed that putting undue attention on Bella will get the series scrubbed. Bella, frankly, is boring. The only interesting thing about her is her family.

Bella’s actual interactions with Chris were pretty minimal, she did very little apart from the boring Praetor stuff and the supposed plot to blackmail Chris with his own sex tape (which still makes zero sense to me). Null is likely to come off worse for being okay with the incest but cutting him off over lying about stealing from Barb’s bank account than Bella is for not immediately alerting the police, which frankly is all she did here. The incest was just a matter of time, Chris and Barb always had a very strange relationship and they were both deteriorating long before Bella got involved.

 

[AnOminous]

Bella’s actual interactions with Chris were pretty minimal, she did very little apart from the boring Praetor stuff and the supposed plot to blackmail Chris with his own sex tape (which still makes zero sense to me).

She wasn't anywhere near as smart as she thought. And no it makes absolutely no sense to think Chris would somehow be humiliated by being exposed as having sex with an actual female human who did it voluntarily.

 

[JackoVerde]

The hamster boiling really wasn’t part of anything to do with Chris though. I doubt Geno will mention it at all,

in this very episode he included her lolcow farms doxxing for money plans where she got temp banned for it.
that doxxing plan has absolutely nothing to do with chris.
the question is how much bella shit will he include that's not related to chris.
i wonder if he'll mention her entire retard crew as well, louis hertz and the others.
what i do want to see though is geno posting the tucker carlson chris chan segment.

edit: this episodes last names date was october 16th. we are moving really fast.
we could get the motherfucking saga as early as december at this rate. if he's moving at a pace of a 2-3 months per episode

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Bella "My parents work for the government and they can get your entire neighborhood mergin'" Janke deserves to be talked about as much as possible

Get fucked glowhole

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Would be cool to have the increasingly distorted intro begin to flash with a demonic Bella Face superimposed over CWC and growing in strength each episode until the big reveal.

Edit to add: Geno now might face the coordinated gayops of Daddy Janke, Narcissist Mommy, and Bella simping Guntlings. I wish him luck.

INB4 Geno didn't kill himself

 

[Abowaffen]

what i do want to see though is geno posting the tucker carlson chris chan segment.

I hope that will be the hard open of the "immediate aftermath" episode.

INB4 Geno didn't kill himself

Papa Xi will protec him from da glows.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

She wasn't anywhere near as smart as she thought. And no it makes absolutely no sense to think Chris would somehow be humiliated by being exposed as having sex with an actual female human who did it voluntarily.

yeah, a video of him having sex with a woman was blackmail material for a guy who already has videos of him having sex with blow up dolls all over the internet? not sure how that was suppose to work.

The hamster boiling really wasn’t part of anything to do with Chris though. I doubt Geno will mention it at all, as it’s almost guaranteed that putting undue attention on Bella will get the series scrubbed. Bella, frankly, is boring. The only interesting thing about her is her family.

yeah that was kind of my point, a lot of her horrible stuff isnt directly related to her interactions with chris, so geno could just keep it out of the doc if he wanted. i hope he doesnt though.

 

[B'owl]

Would be cool to have the increasingly distorted intro begin to flash with a demonic Bella Face superimposed over CWC and growing in strength each episode until the big reveal.

I think Geno is going to do something similar to what Better Call Saul did(.)

Spoiler: Minor BCS Spoiler

and increasingly distort the intro more and more until the doc gets to the incest situation. When that happens, the intro might just glitch to black (or a VHS blue screen if we're going the BCS route).

 

[Manly_Brony]

video already has 35,000 views.
that's potentially 35,000 people that are reminded of who bella janke is and what she did. and the views will only climb higher over time.
the chris chan fucking his mom episode will have millions of views. bella will be in the spotligjht again.

this is the beggining of the end.

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I can see her pimples if I lean closer but Geno should've chosen that pizza face portrait. There are too many horndogs out there who would still want to risk it all to fondle those milkers. BTW does any of you guys or gals know what Psycho Velma Dinkley is doing nowadays?

 

[NoReturn]

New part just dropped.

How long until he gets a legal request to not mention Hamster Boiler?

I've been wondering about this for two years, and now here we are.




If this video gets taken down or the series mysteriously ends, we will all know why.
If it's reuploaded without Stanky-Janke, here are some notes for future generations:

• The original video length was 45:13
• Bella shows up at 34:20
• It mentions her saying she worked for CurosityStream (she didn't), that she was part of Onionfarms, and that she got banned there for offering to dox people

Bonus:

Jesus Christ.