Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[ShiftyBoi]

Site rolled back and deleted my post for some reason. To reiterate, I fucking hate this comment section

Spoiler: the fact that this is spoiled...

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

How the fuck did I forget Chris larped as Randy Stair?

Or the fact that he wanted to visit a high-school and commit suicide to release his soul vagina and cartoon character.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Site rolled back and deleted my post for some reason. To reiterate, I fucking hate this comment section

Spoiler: the fact that this is spoiled...

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>youtube comments are full of the same, repetitive statements made by people with absolutely nothing profound to add

next youll tell me trash goes in the trash bin

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Geno seems like he is really trying to drag out the last bits before the Motherfucker Saga goes into full swing. Not that much happened with that after Chris was put away for a little bit. I can't tell if he doesn't wanna move on from this project or is just unsure/uncomfortable with covering the material.

I still listen to episodes when they come out but they're so full of Chris just talking to himself or pretending to be Sonichu and listening to his whiny Troon voice is like nails on a chalkboard for an extended period of time.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i understand the desire to stay true to the original promise of cataloging everything, unbiasedly, without missing a happening or cracking any jokes
but certainly at some point you have to look at it and go "well maybe this just isnt working out anymore"
it was fun when Chris' life was fun, but this drab inbetween common internet era where the man tweets everytime he farts and yet theres nothing entertaining to glean from it just doesnt work in this format

when will Geno stop and say "right, enough is enough"
yes, we all signed up for this endless safari and you promised us we wouldnt miss a thing, but surely, when youre going around the same ditch in circles pointing out every tree and every giraffe turd, the promise doesnt hold much value anymore

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Geno seems like he is really trying to drag out the last bits before the Motherfucker Saga goes into full swing. Not that much happened with that after Chris was put away for a little bit. I can't tell if he doesn't wanna move on from this project or is just unsure/uncomfortable with covering the material.

I still listen to episodes when they come out but they're so full of Chris just talking to himself or pretending to be Sonichu and listening to his whiny Troon voice is like nails on a chalkboard for an extended period of time.

Maybe he's going to do the prison saga as a musical
Chris Chan the musical.
Virgin with Rage Lust for China.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Maybe he's going to do the prison saga as a musical

>ooooooooh I don't want her you can have her she's too old for me
>she's too old for me
>but she's, ehm... she's just she's just right for me

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Maybe he's going to do the prison saga as a musical
Chris Chan the musical.
Virgin with Rage Lust for China.

For whatever reason, I wouldn't hate that.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

For whatever reason, I wouldn't hate that.

1st act starts with a young Chris alone on a dark room, with him singing about how misunderstood he is.

 

[Rick The Stick]

i understand the desire to stay true to the original promise of cataloging everything, unbiasedly, without missing a happening or cracking any jokes
but certainly at some point you have to look at it and go "well maybe this just isnt working out anymore"
it was fun when Chris' life was fun, but this drab inbetween common internet era where the man tweets everytime he farts and yet theres nothing entertaining to glean from it just doesnt work in this format

when will Geno stop and say "right, enough is enough"
yes, we all signed up for this endless safari and you promised us we wouldnt miss a thing, but surely, when youre going around the same ditch in circles pointing out every tree and every giraffe turd, the promise doesnt hold much value anymore

He'll stop when Chris or himself dies, which im sure hes said himself. Chris is literally the only thing he's known for despite that being his biggest fear. He's in too deep. Not like anyone is gonna follow him for his music. Plus I'm sure he makes more money off Chris than anything else as well. So there's that too.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

He'll stop when Chris or himself dies, which im sure hes said himself. Chris is literally the only thing he's known for despite that being his biggest fear. He's in too deep. Not like anyone is gonna follow him for his music. Plus I'm sure he makes more money off Chris than anything else as well. So there's that too.

The day Chris passes on the Internet will be interesting to say the lest.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A) Chris roleplayed as a mass shooter without giving a single fuck about the victims, using the situation to "prove" that his delusions are right and to further praise himself

IIRC it was this faggot who planted that seed or at least encouraged it, when it comes to all these side characters who roleplay with chris all day for various different reasons, it's too autistic for me to care about. This faggot in particular is exceptionally retarded.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The day Chris passes on the Internet will be interesting to say the lest.

Chris, or at least the chris we all loved to lol at anyway, might as well have died a long time ago.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

i understand the desire to stay true to the original promise of cataloging everything, unbiasedly, without missing a happening or cracking any jokes
but certainly at some point you have to look at it and go "well maybe this just isnt working out anymore"
it was fun when Chris' life was fun, but this drab inbetween common internet era where the man tweets everytime he farts and yet theres nothing entertaining to glean from it just doesnt work in this format

when will Geno stop and say "right, enough is enough"
yes, we all signed up for this endless safari and you promised us we wouldnt miss a thing, but surely, when youre going around the same ditch in circles pointing out every tree and every giraffe turd, the promise doesnt hold much value anymore

Completely agree with you. The never ending slog of social media posts messes up the flow of the documentary and is just uninteresting in general. If I were Geno I would be trimming out the fat. Not everything in Chris's life is worth mentioning or bringing up in a documentary that is at it's core entertainment. You can still be comprehensive without mentioning literally everything.

 

[PhoBingas]

Chris, or at least the chris we all loved to lol at anyway, might as well have died a long time ago.

Chris has been a sad, weird tranny for years. Until the motherfucking saga, I was totally cashed out of Chris stuff. The Geno doc did pique my interest though. Golden age chris is a part of Internet history.

Completely agree with you. The never ending slog of social media posts messes up the flow of the documentary and is just uninteresting in general. If I were Geno I would be trimming out the fat. Not everything in Chris's life is worth mentioning or bringing up in a documentary that is at it's core entertainment. You can still be comprehensive without mentioning literally everything.

I'm sure he's just trying to pad for 'content' before he covers the motherfucking saga. Plus there was a good while where all Chris did was larp on twitter and waste money. Geno honestly could have trimmed the last 4 episodes into like 2, skipping all his asinine twitter posts.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I wouldn't blame him if he goes on hiatus either right before or right after covering "the Event". There's just so much we don't know about the entire jail arc and the legal situation around it that any work he does is 100% going to have to be revised and possibly retracted if and when the whole truth comes out.

 

[TV's Adam West]

To be fair I'm pretty up to date with the Wiki and stuff on here but it's relaxing at times to have in the background or to play when heading to bed.

It's very good background noise for doing monotonous tasks

 

[TV's Adam West]

IIRC it was this faggot who planted that seed or at least encouraged it, when it comes to all these side characters who roleplay with chris all day for various different reasons, it's too autistic for me to care about. This faggot in particular is exceptionally retarded.

That faggot also has his own thread. Threatened to dox my friend and had some juicy takes about Chris. PsychicEspeon used to be his forum name here, too.

 

[Lone Star]

I wouldn't blame him if he goes on hiatus either right before or right after covering "the Event". There's just so much we don't know about the entire jail arc and the legal situation around it that any work he does is 100% going to have to be revised and possibly retracted if and when the whole truth comes out.

At the rate Geno's going, Chris will probably be in jail for something else by the time he starts to cover the Barbussy.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

Completely agree with you. The never ending slog of social media posts messes up the flow of the documentary and is just uninteresting in general. If I were Geno I would be trimming out the fat. Not everything in Chris's life is worth mentioning or bringing up in a documentary that is at it's core entertainment. You can still be comprehensive without mentioning literally everything.

I'm not padding, and in fact cutting all the irrelevant posts. There is actually so much that you don't see. I only leave in the stuff that I think is relevant and/or interesting.