Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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snov said:
And so Isabella Loretta Janke enters the picture. Given how buzzy the intro has gotten, I guess he's ending it with her. Probably for the best, jail saga is just a bunch of nothing.
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i think the buzzy effect is supposed to be the coming nightmare. i doubt hell just end the story with her but probably go right up to the beginning of the gwoop home saga and then come back in a few years with a retrospective.
 
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Sorry about bumping but at this point we're getting too fast, you have to end it on a downer with Chris being arrested and end it on a somewhat happy ending or one final episode speedrunning through that year and a half of letters with it ending on his release. one thing i noticed on watching is how much of the doc ends up telling the story but a lot of it from what we only learn about years afterwards. imagine having to cover the idea guys or other long trolling sagas only months after they begin, So far it doesnt seem like much has come out during this project to say require him to go back and re record episodes, if anything his biggest fault is in downplaying or condensing certain parts. but that year and a half behind bars means by march he'll be less than a year behind current day, unless he's taking a break or spaces the releases out, either way he should be taking a break at episode 86 with the march 2023 release and maybe changing the intro like he did with chris' gender changing in episode 43/44 because the arrest/release is such a massive notorious part of his life just as huge as the gamestop accident. As people said ITT back then, despite peoples whining it was a great place to switch up the intro because it truely did seem like a whole different chapter in Chris' life began.

I think the next biggest question is what happens next, where does Geno do now? Not many people or events that warrant and haven't gotten this level of attention besides the Terra Nova Expedition.
 
Edit: I'm a retard who didn't read the episode number.
 
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Merton J. Dingle said:
Still think it's funny that this series only exists because retard Zoomers don't want to read as this is just a reading of the CWCki.
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To be fair I'm pretty up to date with the Wiki and stuff on here but it's relaxing at times to have in the background or to play when heading to bed.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Take a closer look, it's a re-upload of part 12, he even says it's a re-upload at the start.
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My bad. It just popped up in the feed and I pasted because I know people like to watch it. I'll edit my post now.
 
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Judex Meus said:
I'll take the negrates, but the glitchy intro isn't clever or profound and I don't know why people make such a deal out of it.
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I agree. It just leans into the gay ass YouTube frogs in the comments hinting at the mother-fucking arc and pretending like the glitchy intro is some ARG tier analogue horror shit. Just the build-up in general over the mother-fucking has gotten ridiculously annoying. The dumb little retards already know Chris fucked his mom when it trended on Xitter when the little zoomer fucks didn't even know who or what Chris-chan was. Then they latched on like parasites and have infested the comments of the videos ever since. Oh but the KiwiFarms is so evil, but they eat up info regurgitated from here when it's fed to them through someone like Geno or Turkey Tom.
 
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Well, I'll admit that I can't argue with someone just having it on as background noise while doing something else. Seems like it would be fun to be doing something and suddenly get reminded of a particularly funny moment in Christory.
 
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Chris forcibly laughing at those Brony videos makes me cringe a lot and makes me wonder if Chris has actually genuinely laughed or he forces laughter because he is told that it is funny.

I cannot be asked to sit through anymore segments of Chris being interviewed, but like @Honka Honka Burning Love said the Randy segment caught me off guard.
 
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My post from yesterday went MIA so I just wanted to reiterate how disturbing it is that
A) Chris roleplayed as a mass shooter without giving a single fuck about the victims, using the situation to "prove" that his delusions are right and to further praise himself
B) he believes there are doppelgangers of himself (Liquid is one of them) that are not real humans and that their only purpose is to die so that he can absorb their energy to make the Merge happen

Even after everything I never thought of Chris as a sociopath, now I'm not so sure. What happens if he gets tired of waiting for the Merge to start? And he's so faceblind that almost anyone could risk being his "doppelganger".
 
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