Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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PhoBingas said:
It's not like Chris is a heavy drinker or into stims with meth dick... Fuck, Chris wasn't even on HRT all that long in the grand scheme of shit and he looks to be perma-fucked from it.
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I’d wager it’s his poor lifestyle choices more than anything. Not exercising and eating whatever grinds a person’s metabolism to a slow so bad, the body can’t filter out even a trivial amount of toxins.
 
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Maximum Girl said:
Oh yeah, that brother that from a cursory glance all evidence points to being the same person as you, and who otherwise was supposedly more than old enough not to delete a entire community on a whim or misunderstanding.

People who strongly deny being lolcows make some of the best lolcows.

A personal request from me to you: Please stop shitting up the Chris threads. No one is sympathetic to your thoughts on this.
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I think he purposely took me literally because he never liked sociopath community anyway
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
"Stims'? I've done quite a lot of drugs but, I think that is a fictional term from Starcraft or something. His body is very damaged at this point, frankly I was surprised he had enough testosterone to even rape Barb. Troons do horrible horrible things to themselves, their body, their brain chemistry and then they wonder why they are so socially ostracized and cannot find a mate that will "accept them" as they are.
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Shorthand for stimulants like speed, meth and prescription ADHD meds. Chris was unhealthy on all fronts. The HRT, the fact he hardly moves, the fact he ate and probably still eats like shit. Nobody accused troons of having their shit together, if they were that sane in the first place they probably wouldn't have mutilated themselves after pumping themselves full of synthetic hormones.
Jeff Gazetti said:
I’d wager it’s his poor lifestyle choices more than anything. Not exercising and eating whatever grinds a person’s metabolism to a slow so bad, the body can’t filter out even a trivial amount of toxins.
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Yeah, I'm no doctor, and what fucked Chris' health was probably multi-faceted, but he didn't look like trooned out Ben Franklin on crack until he started taking estradiol or whatever.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I wonder if Caden and Chris would pursue legal action against Geno and how it would hold up in court.

"So you're...uh, you're, eouuh, suing someone for making merchandise of your copyrighted f-?"

"IYMDACAPYRIGHTSHALDAR!"
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Now that I think about it, didn't Chris say in one of his jail letters that he would start suing people once he got out? So sad we never got the lolsuit saga.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Now that I think about it, didn't Chris say in one of his jail letters that he would start suing people once he got out? So sad we never got the lolsuit saga.
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He did, but Caden probably told Chris that it would be more profitable to make tard casts and sell they're signed tampons on Etsy.
 
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https://x.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1743622599509471688?s=20

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Congrats Geno!
 
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Uh it's Gamuel now, get it right.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
I wonder if Caden and Chris would pursue legal action against Geno and how it would hold up in court.

"So you're...uh, you're, eouuh, suing someone for making merchandise of your copyrighted f-?"

"IYMDACAPYRIGHTSHALDAR!"
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If there’s one country that’s super strict on copyright it’s China. If I was Geno I’d be worried.
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Well, high functioning autosm at its finest. I just don't understand why a Japanese womwn would put up with this. There are better gaijin and Japanese hunks to get bred by.
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Sweetheart, I'd divorce this fucker the moment I found him making Sonichu medallions. As for the kid, I guess I'd better get in quick before the copyright claims come in.

I've never watched the docus and I'm not inclined to now.
 
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