Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

I would agree like I stated that earlier in this thread.

Honestly the only trolls I could give a pass for not being entirely malicious are just Liquid and Alec, but even then they had associated themselves with those who have done awful things.

Not trying to absolve Chris or blame the trolls, but if Chris hadn't bothered with any of the trolls, he'd probably be in a better place mentally.

Since he's just living out a fantasy nowadays thanks to his trolls, it honestly feels if not for the involvement of trolls in Chris' life he most likely would have been depressed and maybe even use that angle along with his HFA tag in finding a boyfriend-free girl. He still would have spiraled down over the years but we can only speculate on how he would have ended up without the trolling.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I would agree like I stated that earlier in this thread.

Honestly the only trolls I could give a pass for not being entirely malicious are just Liquid and Alec, but even then they had associated themselves with those who have done awful things.

Not trying to absolve Chris or blame the trolls, but if Chris hadn't bothered with any of the trolls, he'd probably be in a better place mentally.

The trolls obviously weren't trying to help Chris for the most part, but without the trolls Chris would still have been an obese unemployed lunatic, just one without any attention or popularity whatsoever for his comics, which he considers to be his life's work. Bear in mind that he thought Sonichu was real as far back as 2004 when he tried to talk to him in Mary Lee Walsh's office. I can't imagine him being any happier without the trolling, publishing his comics online to be read by absolutely nobody.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I can imagine him being not exactly happier, but certainly more content with his lot. Without trolls, I can see him still merrily churning out comics pages, hurling them out into the World, and always somewhat optimistic that, some day soon, this in itself would mean that Marvel, or DC, or Dark Horse would be in touch to offer him a huge contract any day now. Consider the sheer arrogance in his oft-repeated battle cry that 'y'all should all know me by now: Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu, THE original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.' He is that naïve that he'd never lose that faith.

As for the trolls, some of them at least were attempting to help Chris, to provide some sort of life lessons which, if taken, might have given him better health, greater financial security, and maybe even some genuine self-respect. Among all of the shits 'n' giggles, the likes of Kacey's Dad and Alec Benson Leary were offering advice and what could be seen as constructive criticism, albeit in a tough love sort of way. As is often the case, a good few (not all) of his trolls were offering him more genuine help than the arse-patters of this World.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The trolls obviously weren't trying to help Chris for the most part, but without the trolls Chris would still have been an obese unemployed lunatic, just one without any attention or popularity whatsoever for his comics, which he considers to be his life's work. Bear in mind that he thought Sonichu was real as far back as 2004 when he tried to talk to him in Mary Lee Walsh's office. I can't imagine him being any happier without the trolling, publishing his comics online to be read by absolutely nobody.

I had a strange thought: I wonder just how many 'Chris-Chans' are out there even now, hurling their autistic works out into the void, or else keeping them inside their gigantic 15,000 page novels like that (actually) autistic janitor who wrote that insanely long book about the endless battles of the naked penis-girls vs the guys with morterboards and died before anyone else ever saw or was aware of it?

How much un-tapped autism and lolcow milk remains undiscovered?

 

[Tikbalang]

I had a strange thought: I wonder just how many 'Chris-Chans' are out there even now, hurling their autistic works out into the void, or else keeping them inside their gigantic 15,000 page novels like that (actually) autistic janitor who wrote that insanely long book about the endless battles of the naked penis-girls vs the guys with morterboards and died before anyone else ever saw or was aware of it?

How much un-tapped autism and lolcow tard cum remains undiscovered?

That's the job of Kiwifarms excavation team, maybe they can find lolcows from history.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

People like Fredrik Knudsen with his excellent Down The Rabbit Hole YouTube series touch on that sometimes, but an Historic Lolcows forum does sound rather interesting.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I had a strange thought: I wonder just how many 'Chris-Chans' are out there even now, hurling their autistic works out into the void, or else keeping them inside their gigantic 15,000 page novels like that (actually) autistic janitor who wrote that insanely long book about the endless battles of the naked penis-girls vs the guys with morterboards and died before anyone else ever saw or was aware of it?

How much un-tapped autism and lolcow tard cum remains undiscovered?

Autism often tends to cause social isolation (though not for Chris, who goes wherever he wants until he gets banned for foul behaviour), so a lot of such people live and die in complete obscurity. A lot of abysmal My Little Pony fan fiction is out there on the internet but no one but the author and a few other spergs have ever bothered to actually read it. The lolcows we see are a tiny fraction of what's out there. Bear in mind that 1-2% of people are autistic, which is millions in the USA alone.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Autism often tends to cause social isolation (though not for Chris, who goes wherever he wants until he gets banned for foul behaviour), so a lot of such people live and die in complete obscurity. A lot of abysmal My Little Pony fan fiction is out there on the internet but no one but the author and a few other spergs have ever bothered to actually read it. The lolcows we see are a tiny fraction of what's out there. Bear in mind that 1-2% of people are autistic, which is millions in the USA alone.

Very true. The autist in my example was so completely isolated from other people that the reason he drew all his girls with penises is not from sick fuckery like we might assume, but because he had never seen a naked female in his life and thought that since he had a penis, everyone else must too.

There was a fascinating documentary about him on YouTube, but i've forgotten his name now. If i find it I'll link it here with an apology for going OT.

*edit* Found it. Henry Darger was the guys name. It's a long documentary, but worth the time to watch it.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Very true. The autist in my example was so completely isolated from other people that the reason he drew all his girls with penises is not from sick fuckery like we might assume, but because he had never seen a naked female in his life and thought that since he had a penis, everyone else must too.

There was a fascinating documentary about him on YouTube, but i've forgotten his name now. If i find it I'll link it here with an apology for going OT.

Down the Rabbit Hole -Henry Darger

Henry Darger | Down the Rabbit Hole

Henry Darger is responsible for crafting 30,000 pages of writing and approximately 300 original pieces of gorgeous (and sometimes terrifying) visual art, all...

youtu.be

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Very true. The autist in my example was so completely isolated from other people that the reason he drew all his girls with penises is not from sick fuckery like we might assume, but because he had never seen a naked female in his life and thought that since he had a penis, everyone else must too.

There was a fascinating documentary about him on YouTube, but i've forgotten his name now. If i find it I'll link it here with an apology for going OT.

Henry Darger. I thought the troons in his art were just to do with him struggling with homosexuality in an age when that was completely unacceptable.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Henry Darger. I thought the troons in his art were just to do with him struggling with homosexuality in an age when that was completely unacceptable.

Yeah, that would be one of the first things after sickfuckers that the average person would assume, but newp. It's purely innocent. Dude died a virgin.

And Thanks, @Bardle-B Jones, that's a docu on Darger that I haven't seen yet.

 

[Based Papa John]

It's official, boys: Geno's going to a three week rather than two week schedule.

Frustrating, yes. But if it means that the quality of the videos improve, I'm all for it.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

It's official, boys: Geno's going to a three week rather than two week schedule.View attachment 1025844

Frustrating, yes. But if it means that the quality of the videos improve, I'm all for it.

He's a full-time school teacher and his main hobby is independent music. Tard documentaries are a fair way down his priorities at the moment.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's a full-time school teacher and his main hobby is independent music. Tard documentaries are a fair way down his priorities at the moment.

Probably would make sense why he's changing schedule because schools at this time are busy with exam season.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Gibi is now making #StopSockness videos with audio recordings of Socky revealing how fucking insane he is, that he believes he kills homeless people with his dArK MagIcKs and how he plans to move in on Chris physically. Socky's audio is terrible so Gibi has provided transcription.

I regret that I fail at archiving. Someone less exceptional than me could maybe get it to work. I keep getting error messages.

On Aliens and Demons | The Sockness Files 3.0

Jacob Discusses aliens, demons, his hatred of the homeless, and Chris' smell in part 1 of the leaked interview. Look out for part 2 soon. In case it's not cl...

www.youtube.com

Edit: I forgot to mention something. Sockness stated that when he bought that blanket from Chris, that it smelled like piss, dirty dogs, and diabetes and that he had to air it out for a long ass time because it stunk up the entire room that he had it in.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Gibi is now making #StopSockness videos with audio recordings of Socky revealing how fucking insane he is, that he believes he kills homeless people with his dArK MagIcKs and how he plans to move in on Chris physically. Socky's audio is terrible so Gibi has provided transcription.

I regret that I fail at archiving. Someone less exceptional than me could maybe get it to work. I keep getting error messages.

On Aliens and Demons | The Sockness Files 3.0

Jacob Discusses aliens, demons, his hatred of the homeless, and Chris' smell in part 1 of the leaked interview. Look out for part 2 soon. In case it's not cl...

www.youtube.com

Edit: I forgot to mention something. Sockness stated that when he bought that blanket from Chris, that it smelled like piss, dirty dogs, and diabetes and that he had to air it out for a long ass time because it stunk up the entire room that he had it in.

This is not a thread about Gibi, this is for Geno's documentary series.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

This is not a thread about Gibi, this is for Geno's documentary series.

Just Geno. OK sorry brah. Mods may then wish to move the post to another thread.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Heads up - Part 27 now up on YouTube.

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 27

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

www.youtube.com

 

[Spergichu]

Heads up - Part 27 now up on YouTube.

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 27

(2010) My attempt at making a documentary showcasing the life of Christian Weston Chandler, as comprehensively and entertainingly as possible. Full playlist:...

www.youtube.com

The most concerning thing out of this Part is Chris' belief that the Greene County School System conspired to keep Borb from selling 14 BC, just to make Chris suffer for whatever reason.

 

[Damn Near]

This was the most entertaining chapter in a while. I mean, it's all good, but this one was especially entertaining. Geno needs financial backing from HBO or something, the kid is talented.