- Joined
- Jul 28, 2015
Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History
- Thread starter CatParty
- Start date
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2019
TruthSeekingDaimon
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2020
Bob was a simp who learned some practical engineering and earn off it.
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2018
RustyNail(her)
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2017
We don't know a lot about his first marriage other than it produced two winners of children. I imagine Bob married a straight-laced woman who wasn't very fun and didn't like his music/hobbies. I'm sure meeting Barb she fucked him in a car and told him what he wanted to hear about loving Jazz and thinking his stamp collecting was cute.
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
RustyNail(her)
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2017
I believe Barb was manhunting and she saw him as an easy target. Barb is someone who knows what to say and manipulates people. I have known girls who have pretended to like stuff I like to get me to like them.
TruthSeekingDaimon
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2020
You slowly build up resistance to it after you figure out filter methods by applying data absorption and analytical methods
Then again you have to research some psychology to do this.
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2014
Bob had recently retired and was drinking too much for ex wife’s taste and lounging around just watching TV and listening to music all day so she started nagging him a bunch, if memory serves. This led to a series of arguments and ultimately Bob just leaving. Bob loved Karaoke and music in general so he’d go to Karaoke night with a few buddies and banged his fair share of bar floozies. He won the worst lottery for which one his seed stuck to. Moral of the story gents is even in a midlife crisis wear a condom.
RustyNail(her)
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2017
The moral of the story is murder/suicide is the answer
- Joined
- May 26, 2013
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2018
I thought Bob retired after Chris was born. I guess bob should have picked up some hobbies. I wonder why he just didn't travel the world like he says because he's world conscious.
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2019
Did Chris ever have a fear of planes as a kid? If I remember correctly, he would act up a lot before he could properly speak. I imagine Bob feared that Chris would act up if he traveled with him.
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2018
If what his plane trip to California with Barb during 1989 tells me, no. Ironically, Barb has a worse time on it.
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2015
I could see that being the instigator for his kids to hate him. Having a stable marriage, smart kids, wife, then getting into a rough patch, going out to bars, meeting Barb, telling her about all the issues, Barb suddenly isn't the "nagging wife", knocks her up, Barb keeps the pretense up until they're married and that's it.
Sad end to live in a hoarded house, with Barb, a screeching retard son, and dying covered in bugs.
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2018
That must've been some rain man type shit.
John Carmack
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 19, 2017
How come none of Bob's buddies kept in contact with him? He said to Emily that he hadn't had a real conversation in almost twenty years. Why did he go from being a fairly social guy to a virtual recluse after shacking up with Barb?
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2015
Areas in Virginia are pretty close-knit, WASPy sorts. If Bob was from a middle class or even a slightly lower middle class, living in a nice neighborhood, and then fucks it all for some bar slut, leaving his family wife and kids to fend for themselves, that would make a HUGE impact on how people viewed him.
You can see this with Chris and the "special school", along with the "Conspiracy" against his family, causing them to flee town. Even in a place like Ruckersville, doing shit like that will get you a very bad reputation. Given how Barb got her hooks into Bob, I can bet she would never let him go out to bars or anything like that lest he get snatched up by some other bar whore and repeating the same cycle.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2017
I feel that now that the series has completed what many of us consider "Classic Chris" and has just hit the huge bump that is Bob's passing, I expect the episodes to really start picking up momentum in regards to how much time is covered in each episode. I don't recall a lot of notable things happening afterwards (besides the idea guys and the house fire), and there being many long periods of silence from Chris.
BUT, if this goes absolutely comprehensive and reads every single tweet, I can imagine these could get really dull and repetitive.
I've just got my fingers crossed that when Geno finally gets around to the role-playing, goddess BS, he calls a spade a spade - delusions of a desperate man trying to ignore reality.
If he tiptoes around this to stay "neutral," AKA to avoid offending Chris, I'm going to be a bit upset.
Chris actually seems to watch these, but because everything in them happened so long ago, there's a sense of distance that allows him to separate his autistic self from his autistic antics. That's not him. That's past him. That's like a completely different person!
But when we do catch up and Chris sees stuff that happened only a year or so ago, it'll be harder for him to reject the reality.
I'm not expecting Geno to be the one to get through to Chris, but I feel like this could be building up to a pretty funny reaction where he has to deal with someone who he actually pays attention to flat out telling him he's being an idiot and not sugar coating it.
Whether or not this results in lulz doesn't really matter. I think Geno is doing a good job at what he's set out to do so far. I enjoy every update and listen to them often. There's so many little things that keep coming up that I missed despite my many years of following Chris.
Keep up the good work, Geno. I look forward to the next one as always.
BUT, if this goes absolutely comprehensive and reads every single tweet, I can imagine these could get really dull and repetitive.
I've just got my fingers crossed that when Geno finally gets around to the role-playing, goddess BS, he calls a spade a spade - delusions of a desperate man trying to ignore reality.
If he tiptoes around this to stay "neutral," AKA to avoid offending Chris, I'm going to be a bit upset.
Chris actually seems to watch these, but because everything in them happened so long ago, there's a sense of distance that allows him to separate his autistic self from his autistic antics. That's not him. That's past him. That's like a completely different person!
But when we do catch up and Chris sees stuff that happened only a year or so ago, it'll be harder for him to reject the reality.
I'm not expecting Geno to be the one to get through to Chris, but I feel like this could be building up to a pretty funny reaction where he has to deal with someone who he actually pays attention to flat out telling him he's being an idiot and not sugar coating it.
Whether or not this results in lulz doesn't really matter. I think Geno is doing a good job at what he's set out to do so far. I enjoy every update and listen to them often. There's so many little things that keep coming up that I missed despite my many years of following Chris.
Keep up the good work, Geno. I look forward to the next one as always.
AnAccount
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2018
I don't really need Gene to go on a rant on how he finds chris morally abhorent or something. I've seen worse people covered neutrally on videos on youtube, and don't see much point in geno stating the obvious morals of the situation if he doesn't feel he needs too.