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fucking awesome the new one is up. i've watched the whole series over the quarantine and it's great.
Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History
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- Aug 13, 2018
Chris going full conspiracy here. Even posting Megan's address...
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"THEYRE PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN SPERGS GAY!"
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- Aug 13, 2018
Speaking of chemicals, when Chris met the prostitute at the motel and smelled weed in the room, he had the bright idea to inhale sanitizer to quell down the smell....
Chris would be the type of person to inject bleach to cure something.
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Damn if Chris hasn't been a whiny, vindictive cunt these past couple of episodes. I honestly haven't been as frustrated learning about his antics before as I have been recently, and this most recent episode just shows how truly remorseless he is for his shitty behavior. Sorry if I'm sounding like A-Log, but I've never been so annoyed with Chris before
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Chris likes to have it both ways: making himself into a victim and championing that he's a good person, while at the same time, being high and mighty at those around him because of the choices he made for himself. Chris is truly like the joker, if he went off the deep end. But Chris is a coward, and he isn't charismatic enough to enact a worldwide mob, and no, his enablers do not count.
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This is how come Chris ended up getting the reception he received in the early days of the PVCC. He always has acted in a poor manner to those around him, especially people that where looking out for his inherit interests. The tomgirl saga was when he shifted from clown Chris, to deviant Chris. It's common to be annoyed with his antics, and I don't think your general discontent would count as Alogging. Chris isn't Hitler, just a troon. Troons are better to be looked at and speculated on from a distance, opposed to getting directly involved in the lore, I remember during the 2012 days of the court case, odd to see the result of him never having to take accountability for that. As speculated back then, it only would lead into the derangement we would see today. Chris is the perfect case study of the failure of the American education system for developmental disabled children, and a perfect case study of the failure of the criminal justice system for developmental disabled adults. I wouldn't of advocated for hardcore prison, but doing a few months in county jail probably would of changed his perspective on things. Maybe he would of been more aware of the exact implications of his actions on the world. A lack of accountability all for the sake of social justice is a common trope in that subculture of humans in American society.
It's sad to see what Chris has de-evolved into, but that was not only of his own, but his care-takers failures. With Barbs advancing age, Chris is left into 40's with the only prospect in his life is ending up in some sort of state run institution at this point. Null and a lot of these guys on here at one time seemed to have a plan for him to not end up in that predicament, but too bad Chris just stuck the lead pipe in between the spokes. Self sabotage, the equivalent to an autistic jihadist.
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The whole story was an exaggeration. The encounter happened, sure. But Chris came quick, he wasnt inside for long, and I doubt she got on.
Chris even confirmed himself in the email that they spent the rest of the hour bitching to Mia about the Trolls, My Pony and other shit.
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I went through a prison documentary phase and in a LOT of correctional facilities, there is specialized psychologists that handle autism. After watching Chris for a time, there is a distinct connection between him and some of the lower level convicts. Ideas like "Well someone did something bad to me, so I need to do something to get back at them" being a very common theme. Not so much for things like street cred, gang shit, or whatever, but just these people that fall into the spectrum and come up with all kinds of crazy mental gymnastics to explain why they are in fact the victim. It seemed to be almost like an impulse emotion that they have to act on.
Chris has a lot of those traits. While he wouldn't say, plot to go out and actually murder someone, he could have just as easily mashed the gas pedal and ran Snyder over. He wouldn't have done it on purpose at the time in the way that "Hah, I'll get him!" more of like the Blarms attack, where Chris was "scared". He was "scared" because he was doing something wrong and got confronted.
Thankfully, Chris has had minor incidents, and knows what being hogtied and carried out of Target, and being locked up felt like, and that probably went a long way into drilling into his head that actions like that will have bad consequences.
Not to say Chris won't be a vindictive asshole online or sperg out in RL, but he's at least had limits established. Kind of.
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Chris is a very unreliable narrator. Even when Geno reads his emails with his soothing voice with hints of authority, you need to dump a truck of salt over anything read that is written by Chris.
I like to think that Mia was incredibly uncomfortable around Chris and said and did whatever she could to minimize her time and contact with him. And that line about his dick being bigger? What insecure guy hasn't been fed that line.
An inspiring-lawyer friend of mine expressed remorse about their lawyer having to deal with such a vindictive and re.tarded client. It made us laugh thinking of Chris turning in screenshots of the cwcki forums for evidence, only for Rob to take one look at it and tell Chris to STFU and never bring it up again because of all the screenshots of him admitting to hiring a prostitute, etc, only for Chris to get all bitchy about it and not fully understand just how dumb he's been.
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I do not understand Michael Snyder. He has to deal with Chris coming to his store being an ass, like Chris is. He then has enough, bans him, but the troubles does not end. Chris keeps trying to get unbanned and does creepy shit like standing outside taking pictures, spreads rumors about him and his kid, and even hits him with the car. And he still begs the court to show leniency.
Most would probably not have such patience with a manbaby like Chris, and that Chris remains ignorant about that is irony of the highest order.
Most would probably not have such patience with a manbaby like Chris, and that Chris remains ignorant about that is irony of the highest order.
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It was most likely a mixture of pity and politics on Snyder's part. Would you want to be known as the person who sent a literal tard to jail? We all know what Chris is like, and honestly a few months in jail might have done some good. Snyder seems like a decent guy who was trying his damndest to be fair and just get them to leave him alone. Sending the Teflon Tard to the slammer would have tarnished his reputation, even in a little bumfuck town that knows all about Chris's antics. People judge, his business may have suffered from doing that. Just getting Chris to pay his medical bills and respecting the ban was the smart decision, even if it wasn't the decision he may have wanted.
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I don't think Chris understand the idea of not making yourself a target in the first place. In fact, he willfully goes out of his way to act like retard, and cries when people chastize him for doing such things.
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I would disagree his parents told the school district to pound sand when special ed was mentioned. The failures of Chris stems from his parents unwillingness to get him the help he needed badly. If Chris got the help he needed as a kid and was given the tools and education to help him with his disabilities there is a decent chance this forum wouldn't exist as is. Sure we may have gotten some Sonichu comics but no shecameforcwc or his other spectacular failings would be either greatly reduced or not happened at all.
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Exactly. Chris is a TEXTBOOK unreliable narrator. Everything he sees is through his lens of victimhood and strange perceived moral superiority. Chris thinks his life is a movie and he’s the protagonist, who everyone and everything else revolves around. It’s no wonder he eventually thinks that the whole town is conspiring against him, I knew he would jump to manic paranoia as soon as I heard he got thrown out of target.
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I agree, it is really clear the fault of Chris Chan is really his parents who along with being too old to raise children, did not know how to handle a mentally disabled one.
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I would hope the shecameforcwc.jpeg would still exist because it was funny (the Megan saga was my favorite). His life would have been a lot different if his parents have took up on the school district's suggestion. He'd probably have a simpleton job stocking shelves, living in section 8 housing, and somewhat independent. He'd also still drawing more Sonichu and Love Quest comics (which i really miss).
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There's plenty of ways chris could have lived a simple quiet life enjoying his hobbies (vidya, and drawing sonichu) but I feel like Chris's fate was set when he was conceived. An old, quiet shy man with a bombastic, also old, ugly, "its-my-way-or-the-highway" woman creating an autistic child in 1982 set Chris's fate. There was no way he was going to get the help he needed, and no way for him to truly understand the world around him. His dad just wanted to listen to his records and do the bare minimum for chris and barb was too busy being a secretary.
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Given the visual evidence, it's also highly dubious that his hard-on is so massive that it threatened to split her in two, as he pretty much said.
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I was loving this last episode. Chris trying to get someone to kill Mimm's girl and bomb the game place were the highlights. Honestly I had no idea he said those things, juxtaposed with him pissing himself over trolls with weapons maybe but, not really coming for him; playing that victim card so hard, it's classic Chris.
I can't be mad but, I think Chris is a great example of someone to learn something from the biggest thing would be how not to raise a child but, I'll just reiterate what was said previously here, where there are troons there is always trouble. I love the idea Chris is watching some of the YT content about him. I would do horrible things for a chris chan reaction series to Geno's stuff or just even a Geno Q&A with Chris.
I can't be mad but, I think Chris is a great example of someone to learn something from the biggest thing would be how not to raise a child but, I'll just reiterate what was said previously here, where there are troons there is always trouble. I love the idea Chris is watching some of the YT content about him. I would do horrible things for a chris chan reaction series to Geno's stuff or just even a Geno Q&A with Chris.