Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

introman said:
Yes, and most of the info either trickled down very slowly or was leaked in one shot.

Documentary is pretty good, but there's tiny nitpicks on my part as I watched 98% of Chris's trolling happen in real time. The whole 789chan thing was a nod from the PVCC to 789chan at the time as a friendly competition because 789chan(me and a few others) were laughing at ADF and people were so desperate for Chris's public content some of us joked that they should "Dig up patty". There was weens at that era who did shit like steal the SONICHU license plates and we joked that they would do something as depraved as digging up patty.

The CWC arrest saga in 2011 was teased by Chris's inner circle but they couldn't leak it as CWC started to actually shut-up about his legal woes. So people were wondering why Chris was uploading pics of Snyder and the inner-circle were saying that something "big happened". I searched CWC's name on a court docket thing and leaked out that he got arrested with Barb. Saving the inner circle from inventing a new way of sharing their disclosure(they used the PSN hack of 2010 as an excuse).
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Holy FUCK you're still alive! I thought you got wiped out like all the other OGs by the merge leaking the database
 
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introman said:
Documentary is pretty good, but there's tiny nitpicks on my part as I watched 98% of Chris's trolling happen in real time. The whole 789chan thing was a nod from the PVCC to 789chan at the time as a friendly competition because 789chan(me and a few others) were laughing at ADF and people were so desperate for Chris's public content some of us joked that they should "Dig up patty". There was weens at that era who did shit like steal the SONICHU license plates and we joked that they would do something as depraved as digging up patty.
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It would never have occurred to me that anybody needed an explanation for "dig up Patti". It was such a meme on 789chan that it got wordfiltered. One was "watch RHPS" (because another trolling suggestion was to make CWC watch Rocky Horror Picture Show because he was so homophobic...) but for the longest time it filtered to "anal rape me".
 
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gettar said:
It would never have occurred to me that anybody needed an explanation for "dig up Patti". It was such a meme on 789chan that it got wordfiltered. One was "watch RHPS" (because another trolling suggestion was to make CWC watch Rocky Horror Picture Show because he was so homophobic...) but for the longest time it filtered to "anal rape me".
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There was also “wrap Chris in a carpet and roll him off a cliff.”
 
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Mr Roboto said:
Not sure if this should go in Random Thoughts & Questions, or this thread, but has there ever been any moments in the documentary that Geno has got wrong, left out or not paid enough attention to?
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I noticed in one of the recent episodes he makes it sound like @Trombonista was Chris's Kiwi Farms account. Chris said something weird like "I viewed the messages through the Trombonista account", but Trombonista almost certainly isn't Chris.
 
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Mr Roboto said:
Not sure if this should go in Random Thoughts & Questions, or this thread, but has there ever been any moments in the documentary that Geno has got wrong, left out or not paid enough attention to?
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I wanted more info about the hooker he slept with. Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading that Chris looked to be that hookers last gig because wëens could only find archived ads about her and when they found her number it was offline. It was speculated that Chris was so awful that it made her quit. Or she got a shit lot of weenies msging her and made her quit. Not sure if this is at all true but I think it’s funny.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I wanted more info about the hooker he slept with. Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading that Chris looked to be that hookers last gig because wëens could only find archived ads about her and when they found her number it was offline. It was speculated that Chris was so awful that it made her quit. Or she got a shit lot of weenies msging her and made her quit. Not sure if this is at all true but I think it’s funny.
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You would hide too if all day everyday folks called you asking how fatties bent duck tasted.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
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You would hide too if all day everyday folks called you asking how fatties bent duck tasted.
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Weens might’ve sent her links to the CWCki, Chris’s embarrassing photos, and possibly more evidence surrounding his e-infamy. She probably realized that remaining an active sex worker would lead to her getting doxxed and forever immortalized in Christory.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I wanted more info about the hooker he slept with. Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading that Chris looked to be that hookers last gig because wëens could only find archived ads about her and when they found her number it was offline. It was speculated that Chris was so awful that it made her quit. Or she got a shit lot of weenies msging her and made her quit. Not sure if this is at all true but I think it’s funny.
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If she was staying a hotel she was probably only there for a little while. Working girls just stay in the area until the money is gone/there's a warrant/pimp gets arrested. She probably went to another town and changed her name and number
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
If she was staying a hotel she was probably only there for a little while. Working girls just stay in the area until the money is gone/there's a warrant/pimp gets arrested. She probably went to another town and changed her name and number
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Whiles that sounds plausible I remember this hooker had an online presence (because that’s the only way Chris can research anything) and she sounded like she was kinda grounded. Streetwalkers go town to town but online escorts seem more situated. But what do I know. The most sex costs me is a lobster dinner and an evening of my time.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
I wanted more info about the hooker he slept with. Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading that Chris looked to be that hookers last gig because wëens could only find archived ads about her and when they found her number it was offline. It was speculated that Chris was so awful that it made her quit. Or she got a shit lot of weenies msging her and made her quit. Not sure if this is at all true but I think it’s funny.
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The mystery surrounding Mia Hamm is one of my favourite parts of Christory. Enters and leaves Chris's life for the sole purpose of achieving his love quest
 
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Finally getting to the Desperately Seeking Tiffany Saga.

Almost time for Blarms and Axiom/Catherine.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
I wanted more info about the hooker he slept with. Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading that Chris looked to be that hookers last gig because wëens could only find archived ads about her and when they found her number it was offline. It was speculated that Chris was so awful that it made her quit. Or she got a shit lot of weenies msging her and made her quit. Not sure if this is at all true but I think it’s funny.
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It it turns out to be true, then I suspect the latter.

Just fucking an autistic virgin is easy mode for someone who likely gets regular requests to take it in the ass raw-dog, or let them "pretend" to choke her out or beat her, piss on their face/let them piss in her face, peg them with a strapon etc. etc.
 
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Lol, I forgot about the money order chimpout. Barbara was probably egging him on to try and finagle another money order out of Null. Either that or he wanted an extra $500 in LEGO replacement funds.
 
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