GherkinRealness
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I think most people complaining are those who've seen every piece of Chris Chan content to death.
Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History
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cwcvillemayoress
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I often wonder what the trolls' end game was in terms of messing with Chris so much and so often. I know it was to laugh at him but with the High School Gal Pals saga I wonder why trolls would do that? Or were the gal pal emails real?
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When it comes to the gal pals, it's hard to say. Most of them seem to be trolls. Kellie Andes was real, I believe. The others seem suspect to me.
taintmisbehavin
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This was a largely uneventful episode, but Geno’s pronouncing it “tur-KWAZE bra” over a picture of duck-lipped Chris getting peed on by a lemon vagina was a highlight (also, the “please help me” eyes on the poor burlesque dancers he was pawing.)
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Without wanting to get into any hubris or magnum opus tier praise, I have enjoyed about 95% of the saga so far, but my favorite feeling is going back to episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and their early compatriots and seeing just how far we've come. It's like watching Game of Thrones Season 1, and thinking "oh that dude will play a big part later," or "oh shit, he's in for a bad time."
You get that sense of omnipotent dread that a calamity will unfurl, and poor christian is in deep deep shit. That little vessel of flesh, fat, and nerves with the thousand yard Nam veteran stare, awkwardly saying 'I wrote down what sonic sez and I won' will some day be:
1) involved in the Greensboro Conspiracy where the school board and realtors stop his parents from selling a house
2) Write the most infamous, hilarious, and unintentionally profound webcomic of all time
3) masturbate and piss on stream for the joy of millions, and invent salty fanta
4) Dress as Super Mode Chris Sonichu, Mr Popo, or Grimace
5) Sit on a cake and fart, then have his first moment of lucidity in 20 years, before snuffing it rather than face reality
6) Audition for Lesbians by spinning a blow up doll on his crooked dick like he's raping a beyblade
7) Lamenting the death of pets, parents, and burning down his home.
VIII) Summoning the most rag tag group of spergs, pseudo-intellectuals, curious travellers, and toxic cunts (myself included) to break down his every deed into its minutia.
All of that and so much more.
You can envy, loathe, or secretly become aroused by Geno's patreon, his internet fame, and his editing. You can say he's just copy and pasting the sonichu cwcki. You can even bark at the moon about his flipping the pronouns (which I did), but there's no denying he took on an incredible task, making an odious and unfathomable apex tard (and his orbiting universe) into a semi-quantifiable, digestible journey for the every-man to explore.
To quote Starship Troopers, Geno is among the finest Christorians... until he dies or we find someone better.
You get that sense of omnipotent dread that a calamity will unfurl, and poor christian is in deep deep shit. That little vessel of flesh, fat, and nerves with the thousand yard Nam veteran stare, awkwardly saying 'I wrote down what sonic sez and I won' will some day be:
1) involved in the Greensboro Conspiracy where the school board and realtors stop his parents from selling a house
2) Write the most infamous, hilarious, and unintentionally profound webcomic of all time
3) masturbate and piss on stream for the joy of millions, and invent salty fanta
4) Dress as Super Mode Chris Sonichu, Mr Popo, or Grimace
5) Sit on a cake and fart, then have his first moment of lucidity in 20 years, before snuffing it rather than face reality
6) Audition for Lesbians by spinning a blow up doll on his crooked dick like he's raping a beyblade
7) Lamenting the death of pets, parents, and burning down his home.
VIII) Summoning the most rag tag group of spergs, pseudo-intellectuals, curious travellers, and toxic cunts (myself included) to break down his every deed into its minutia.
All of that and so much more.
You can envy, loathe, or secretly become aroused by Geno's patreon, his internet fame, and his editing. You can say he's just copy and pasting the sonichu cwcki. You can even bark at the moon about his flipping the pronouns (which I did), but there's no denying he took on an incredible task, making an odious and unfathomable apex tard (and his orbiting universe) into a semi-quantifiable, digestible journey for the every-man to explore.
To quote Starship Troopers, Geno is among the finest Christorians... until he dies or we find someone better.
Colon Closed Parenthesis.
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Why does every guy that starts documenting Chris ends up revealing themselves as a sex weirdo. Dillin with Sonic, BasedShaman is just a loser, GiBi is a balding 20-something and DStecks went full male lesbian.
taintmisbehavin
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Don’t forget A-log and his fantasies about fucking scarecrow ladies with his throbbing fox dick.
Much like Chris they also feel the need to share their nastiness with the world (at least with Chris it was usually under duress or by trickery.)
Because you have to be a huge faggot to spend more than a few minutes just laughing at a retarded sperg who thinks his taint has a magical clit in it.
You laugh, you move on, you check in every once in a blue moon for a few minutes and you move on. Only a degenerate can take this much pure sexually charged autism and not go insane.
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Yellow Flash
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Im at episode 20. Their should be an abridged version for the Liquid Chris saga. Kacey is sooooooooooooooooooo annoying.
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Kacey was a terrible actress. She really overplayed her part. But it wasn't like Chris knew any better. This is the guy that had multiple pictures of a woman sent to him, supposedly of the same woman, and you could see they were clearly two different people.
Chris never picked up on it. So he wouldn't pick up on Kacey's overacting.
Comprehensive history abridged:
Geno yells random word Chris capitalized. Chris tries a new scheme to fuck something. Might pretend to work on his elementary grade level artwork, maybe. The end.
Geno yells random word Chris capitalized. Chris tries a new scheme to fuck something. Might pretend to work on his elementary grade level artwork, maybe. The end.
elkinbub
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I thought so at first too, but a lot of the content I found boring the first time through... becomes interesting upon second or third viewing.
Yeah, case in point for me would be the ABL calls. I found them really tedious the first time through, and now I would rank them as some of the most important parts of Christory. They give evidence of where Chris was at in regards to believing cartoons were real, and provide insight into his, uh, creative process.
The edits in the audio convos are done so seamlessly. I thought they were unedited at first (except for the Father Call which I knew was longer).
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Don't forget the prolonged sad piano at the start and end of each instalment. Can't have enough of that shit.
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People on the Internet, especially Geno are not normal. There are not that many people making videos over Chris. They are all dorky clout chasers..
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I will agree on you that geno isn't normal. why would a guy give up on his home country to go to japan (besides being a weeb). honestly, I can see what you're saying.
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I completely agree, being an unattractive weirdo with little self-awareness will always drown out what little potential he does have.
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honestly, I was in his discord and he's a tard as well, but he has more people kissing his ass than chris. he has a lot of far left orbiters (trannies, lgbt, weebs, etc) I do find it kind of funny that chris seems to be upset with him now. can't wait for this fight
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chris is already upset with him for different things in the video. I don't know why since everything is on e.d. also, geno usually leave out a lot of shit if it isn't politically correct