Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Well, why would someone join a "Geno Samuel" discord if they didn't like me/my work? I try to keep my tardness pretty low on there, what made you think I was a tard?
And where did Chris say they were upset with me?
I don't know if you are aware, but pretty soon you'll surpass 100 Years of Chrysostum in total running time, which at just over 48 hours holds the Guinness world record for longest documentary:


And to think, the soon-to-be longest documentary in the world is about a fat autistic manchild...
 
I don't know if you are aware, but pretty soon you'll surpass 100 Years of Chrysostum in total running time, which at just over 48 hours holds the Guinness world record for longest documentary:


And to think, the soon-to-be longest documentary in the world is about a fat autistic manchild...
I did some rough math and I think Geno's currently at just over 30 hours. So he would surpass 48 hours somewhere in the late 60s episodes.

My prediction is that the record will be broken by the episode that coincides with catching up to present day. The Guinness World Records officials, the Indian filmmakers (good sports), Ken Burns and Michael Moore will all attend a ceremony in front of the CWCville Shopping Center, at which Chris and Geno will be presented with the award.
 
Who the hell in adult age has never petted a dog before? did Geno bought her from an underground human trafficking warehouse or something?
It’s a cultural thing you American peasant!

(At least I assume so, as I’m not intimately familiar with Japs and glorious Nippon culcha.)

Anyways, in some parts of the world, the Middle East springs to mind, owning and petting a dog isn’t as common as in the West.

So it would be perfectly normal to be an adult and never having pet a dog.

And to think, the soon-to-be longest documentary in the world is about a fat autistic manchild...
Considering the other claimants to that title is a thrilling 21 hour long Saudi Arabian documentary about snakes, and the non stop action in the 48 hour long documentary about the “102-year-old Metropolitan Emeritus of the Malankara Mar Thoma Syrian Church of Malabar.” I think 50 hours of CWC might actually be an improvement.
 
I don't know if you are aware, but pretty soon you'll surpass 100 Years of Chrysostum in total running time, which at just over 48 hours holds the Guinness world record for longest documentary:


And to think, the soon-to-be longest documentary in the world is about a fat autistic manchild...
For that to come to fruition, he'll need content more than KF or Cwcki could provide.
It’s a cultural thing you American peasant!

(At least I assume so, as I’m not intimately familiar with Japs and glorious Nippon culcha.)

Anyways, in some parts of the world, the Middle East springs to mind, owning and petting a dog isn’t as common as in the West.

So it would be perfectly normal to be an adult and never having pet a dog.
In other parts of the world, dogs are treated as pests and some treated as food
 
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44 Parts. Now is he trying to Surpass Ken Burns?

Welp...

Apparently this Chrystostum (?) dude is kind of a big deal in Curryland!

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There’s literally hundreds of videos and links about him.

I’m gonna check out this documentary on him if he’s that important! Will report back in a few weeks!
 
Welp...

Apparently this Chrystostum (?) dude is kind of a big deal in Curryland!

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There’s literally hundreds of videos and links about him.

I’m gonna check out this documentary on him if he’s that important! Will report back in a few weeks!
Just on first glance he looks like a great rival for CWC.
In an earlier trolling era I could see Chris being maneuvered into a feud with him.
"WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS???"
 
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I think I'm in the minority here when I say that I would sometimes like the documentary to slow down even more, or focus more on the lore/surroundings of Chris and not just his happenings. I do have to say it, though, I would love to see OPL being the subject of the longest documentary. Just thinking about the normies from Record Guinness having to figure out who the hell is Chris makes my panties wet.
 
I think I'm in the minority here when I say that I would sometimes like the documentary to slow down even more, or focus more on the lore/surroundings of Chris and not just his happenings. I do have to say it, though, I would love to see OPL being the subject of the longest documentary. Just thinking about the normies from Record Guinness having to figure out who the hell is Chris makes my panties wet.
Well it's getting downhill very soon.
 
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It's been downhill for a while now. The episode spacing has nearly quadrupled, that should be an indicator how much Chris content is left. Geno's gonna have to streach out the "Chris kills more cats", saga. There's not much more content besides the cat saga and the idea guys, what else am I forgetting here?
 
It's been downhill for a while now. The episode spacing has nearly quadrupled, that should be an indicator how much Chris content is left. Geno's gonna have to streach out the "Chris kills more cats", saga. There's not much more content besides the cat saga and the idea guys, what else am I forgetting here?
Pmurt, The Blocking saga, TooManyGames incident, then the dimensional merge garbage...

That's the main ones left really.
 
I don't agree with humoring Chris' fake pronouns either, but I even less agree with shitting on entertainers who produce overall good work. Your favorite musicians and authors probably also have many characteristics that you dislike if you know about them. I don't think it's necessary to fly to the endpoints of either ass kissing or blasting the man. We're all a bunch of spergs or we wouldn't be here. It's whatever.
 
Pmurt, The Blocking saga, TooManyGames incident, then the dimensional merge garbage...

That's the main ones left really.
IDK how I could forget Too Many Games, that was the epitome of Chris. Never learning from mistakes, sexually assaulting people and most importantly throwing a full scale man-child tantrum in public.
 
I don't agree with humoring Chris' fake pronouns either, but I even less agree with shitting on entertainers who produce overall good work. Your favorite musicians and authors probably also have many characteristics that you dislike if you know about them. I don't think it's necessary to fly to the endpoints of either ass kissing or blasting the man. We're all a bunch of spergs or we wouldn't be here. It's whatever.
"entertainers who produce"? GenoSamuel is the Milli Vanilli of chris-chan recappers
 
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