Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

He's had a blowjob so I don't think he can be an Incel.
While I think he has some beliefs that are similar to Incels, I think he's mostly a Nice Guy because he'll sometimes insult women for not dating him, just look at his actions towards Megan, Catherine, and Kacey.
 
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Yeah but he had to pay for it so it doesn't count. Or did he seriously get one from somebody without paying for it?
Ah, I didn't know it didn't count if he paid a hooker, because that absolutely is what he did. Or so the story goes.
 
Yeah but he had to pay for it so it doesn't count. Or did he seriously get one from somebody without paying for it?
Ah, I didn't know it didn't count if he paid a hooker, because that absolutely is what he did. Or so the story goes.
chris lost his technical virginity but not his cultural virginity
did we go back to 2012 again?
 
I love how Chris considers the Game Stop manager also working as a Manager at Best Buy is somehow a crime and proceeds to threaten him by informing perhaps the most useless of all organizations given the situation... The Greatly feared: Better Business Bureau.

Imagine being such a useless twat that instead of working a real job you threaten to report a man working two jobs in order to support his family/lifestyle. That man you are calling out is literally paying the taxes for you to sit on your ass and play make believe. If it weren't for your comedic value to the world I would recommend some sort of euthanization or perhaps some sort of well documented Battle Royale between you and 99 others of the Bovine variety. If televised, the ad revenue could potentially offset the years of leaching committed by the contestants.
 
Ah, I didn't know it didn't count if he paid a hooker, because that absolutely is what he did. Or so the story goes.
If nobody is going to fuck you or suck your dick without paying then can you say you're really not an incel? I mean paying a hooker is a business transaction. She's going to do what you paid her to do. That would be like paying a contractor to put in a new deck but you say you built it because you helped him carry the lumber.
 
I love how Chris considers the Game Stop manager also working as a Manager at Best Buy is somehow a crime and proceeds to threaten him by informing perhaps the most useless of all organizations given the situation... The Greatly feared: Better Business Bureau.

Imagine being such a useless twat that instead of working a real job you threaten to report a man working two jobs in order to support his family/lifestyle. That man you are calling out is literally paying the taxes for you to sit on your ass and play make believe. If it weren't for your comedic value to the world I would recommend some sort of euthanization or perhaps some sort of well documented Battle Royale between you and 99 others of the Bovine variety. If televised, the ad revenue could potentially offset the years of leaching committed by the contestants.
Chris is an internet tough guy, he'll threaten anyone who he thinks is a troll.

Since Turkey Day is tomorrow, what will Chris and Barbara be eating for Thanksgiving?
 
so does Geno plan on ending it at part 50? I'm impressed he's been able to get as much info as he has on recent semi-entertaining chris-chan activities. he's already up to the end of 2015, and the last episode was mainly Chris vs The Farms.
 
so does Geno plan on ending it at part 50? I'm impressed he's been able to get as much info as he has on recent semi-entertaining chris-chan activities. he's already up to the end of 2015, and the last episode was mainly Chris vs The Farms.
Geno has said that once he caps out the current content he'll take a while off and go back when he has room for some more episodes

his alt account has pretty good mini-docs
 
I'm hella late to the party, but I think Geno using Chris's pronouns is probably because Chris watches his videos. It's the same way how you'd probably call him by She/Her if you were actually speaking to him.
 
How old is her bed anyway?
younger than barb but older than chris. The bed's probably in better health than both of them.

I'm hella late to the party, but I think Geno using Chris's pronouns is probably because Chris watches his videos. It's the same way how you'd probably call him by She/Her if you were actually speaking to him.
He tries to take the impartial route in documenting chris's life, but yes. He knows chris is his bread and butter so he's not going to chase off the tard that lays the golden egg.
 
younger than barb but older than chris. The bed's probably in better health than both of them.


He tries to take the impartial route in documenting chris's life, but yes. He knows chris is his bread and butter so he's not going to chase off the tard that lays the golden egg.
So her bed is 40-50 years old?
 
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