I love how Chris considers the Game Stop manager also working as a Manager at Best Buy is somehow a crime and proceeds to threaten him by informing perhaps the most useless of all organizations given the situation... The Greatly feared: Better Business Bureau.
Imagine being such a useless twat that instead of working a real job you threaten to report a man working two jobs in order to support his family/lifestyle. That man you are calling out is literally paying the taxes for you to sit on your ass and play make believe. If it weren't for your comedic value to the world I would recommend some sort of euthanization or perhaps some sort of well documented Battle Royale between you and 99 others of the Bovine variety. If televised, the ad revenue could potentially offset the years of leaching committed by the contestants.