Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

AmazingEagle said:
This Facebook post just shows how entitled Chris can be, the CWCki and Null helped him out by giving him shampoo, soap, art supplies, food for his cat, gift cards, and a check. But yet Chris blames Null for "not signing the check", Chris can really go fuck himself.
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I think the reason for that reaction is obvious - you can't buy Legos for shampoo, soap, etc.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
more women screwed with him than men IRL.
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Yep, that's a very important point. Between what we know about what certain women did to Chris and what he THINKS certain other women did, Chris should dislike women more. Add up the babysitter's actions, Sarah Hammer trapping him under the house, Megan being a "troll mastermind", MLW "ruining his life" etc. Then on the male side, we just have the elementary school principle and Michael Snyder, neither of which Chris put in his comics. Most of his drama has been with women.

Mr. 0 said:
And you can hardly apply the label "incel" to someone who considers even masturbation a chore these days.
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Another good point. You and I are on the same wavelength.
Part of the reason why the cartoon marriages were so appealing to Chris was because now he doesn't need to keep up the pretense of sexual desire. IDK if it's the hormone drugs or what, but Chris's pursuit of women in the last few years has been anemic. He told Count Dankula he was a 'sexual camel' and doesn't masturbate anymore. He probably has masturbated some, but it's obvious that he isn't horny much at all. He considers himself a bigtime celebrity ("goddess") but doesn't even try to use his fame or "power" to impress women. Think about that. It implies he doesn't give a fuck about getting laid anymore.
 
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elkinbub said:
Sarah Hammer trapping him under the house
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He's never considered that as something bad, because he misunderstood that as a friendship.

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Megan being a "troll mastermind"
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That was his parent's idea, I think. But yeah, point still stands.

elkinbub said:
Then on the male side, we just have the elementary school principle and Michael Snyder, neither of which Chris put in his comics. Most of his drama has been with women.
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Ehm, wrong, He hated Mimms, who put his photo from Gameplace on SA. He hated him so much, that later asked people to kill his girlfriend, 'cause 'he doesn't deserve happiness after what he did to me". He hated creator of ED page Jason Kendrick Howell too and he was in his comic. Add Joshua Martinez to the pile. Don't forget that he hated males long before it all began, even his sign stated "If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign... MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! (And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff) Have a nice day
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"., typical incel bitterness. His therapist's notes had a part about "noviophobia" too. Also add male jerkops and manajerks who prevented Chris from attracting a girlfriend. Don't forget that almost all Chris's trolls were males and many of his internet sweethearts turned out to be males too. Chris later realized that, in his head only Kacey was true and honest woman.

As for why doesn't he hate women? Well, he had almost no friends in his life beside his galpals. All of his happy memories are about his time with them. That's why when Chris moved into the comfort of having a fake woman around, he also build his high school from Lego. That's why he was so desperate to rebuild it after the fire. He later even planned reunion and when some trolls impersonated his galpals and told him to leave them alone, he was very hurt by that.

Also, incels hate women not because they are women. They hate them because they consider themselves to be entitled to have sex, yet they don't have it, because Chads and Tyrones stole all the Stacies to have an orgy and the problem isn't in them, of course, they deserve 9/10 virgin tradwife.

elkinbub said:
but it's obvious that he isn't horny much at all
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Well, he is almost 40 with terrible health and hormone levels fucked beyond any comprehension. But back in the day he even tried to pass as the male escort to have sex with somebody. And then asked his Facebook followers to find him fuckbuddy in 2014. Visit to Mia Ham somewhat helped him with that, although it didn't disappear completely until recently.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Well, he is almost 40 with terrible health and hormone levels fucked beyond any comprehension. But back in the day he even tried to pass as the male escort to have sex with somebody. And then asked his Facebook followers to find him fuckbuddy in 2014. Visit to Mia Ham somewhat helped him with that, although it didn't disappear completely until recently.
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I love when people try to use the excuse "but he can't be a sick pervert who stalks women anymore because he's not horny all the time"..........bruh.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
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God when chris shows off his chest you can see what looks like a rash near his neckline. Its like either a mite infestation or filth from not bathing.
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What horrified me is the colour of the bra straps...you know, you just fucking know that bra has never ever been washed
 
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weegrumpy said:
What horrified me is the colour of the bra straps...you know, you just fucking know that bra has never ever been washed
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When he first started wearing sports bras back in like 2008-2009, whenever that was, he didn't even know they were washable; he told Kacey that he'd just been throwing them away every three days and buying new ones. Wouldn't shock me if he just got so lazy that he stopped even doing that and has just been wearing the same one for the last however many months or years.
 
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Figured this would be the best thread for this

I put together a playlist on YouTube for videos that document Chris, most of them are Geno's videos but I also added in other videos like the "Beneath the Bridge" series because they focused on people around Chris and not just Chris himself. First couple videos are a good primer, and are more general. Then some humor, and then we go more in depth from there.

Chris Chan Playlist
 
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anti SJW said:
Bob paying off the high school girls to hang with Chris did alot more harm than good. That was screwing with Him.

Did Chris ever find out Bob did that?
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In a video of his lego high school that he made back in October 2013, he said, "Here's the principal, the Infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or whatever to acting and past Principal Mr. Peter Koste. And there's my dad, negotiating with the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, negation."

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Chris and the Merge:
 
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It's true, I saw a black person fly by my window yesterd- no wait yesterday was the 21st. Different delusion from Twitter.
 
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