Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[AmazingEagle]

Since Christmas is 2 days away, what do you think Chris and Barbara will do on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Since Christmas is 2 days away, what do you think Chris and Barbara will do on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?

Barb will sleep through most of the holiday, occasionally rousing herself from her stupor to nag at Chris and the dogs, while Chris will break out the traditional Christmas Banquet frozen TV dinner and beg for gibs online.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Barb will sleep through most of the holiday, occasionally rousing herself from her stupor to nag at Chris and the dogs, while Chris will break out the traditional Christmas Banquet frozen TV dinner and beg for gibs online.

This is depressing and true at the same time.

 

[Heckler1]

Barb will sleep through most of the day, occasionally rousing herself from her stupor to nag at Chris and the dogs, while Chris will break out the traditional frozen TV dinner and beg for gibs online.

And with a few edits you have also perfectly described an average day for Chris

 

[AmazingEagle]

And with a few edits you have also perfectly described an average day for Chris

Besides Chris going out for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner to a fast food place this is pretty accurate.

Chris throwing a temper tantrum on Twitter:

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I live in New York, here's the proof:


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Don't use my man Häyhä as your avatar.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Don't use my man Häyhä as your avatar.

Well, I respect the guy and I think he's a reason why you don't fuck with Finland.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Well, I respect the guy and I think he's a reason why you don't fuck with Finland.

hmm.. I give you that. My grandpa (dead) was in the same company as that amazing man, though I think my gramps was even more amazing as he managed to pat my head when I was born. He died a week after :/ There are a lot more submachine gunners in a company, it just looks better if the kills are all mostly by the hero sniper.

 

[AmazingEagle]

hmm.. I give you that. My grandpa (dead) was in the same company as that amazing man, though I think my gramps was even more amazing as he managed to pat my head when I was born. He died a week after :/ There are a lot more submachine gunners in a company, it just looks better if the kills are all mostly by the hero sniper.

Wow

 

[AmazingEagle]

Here's an example of what Christmas was like at the Chandler house:

 

[elkinbub]

In a video of his lego high school that he made back in October 2013, he said, "Here's the principal, the Infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or whatever to acting and past Principal Mr. Peter Koste. And there's my dad, negotiating with the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, negation."

Bob paying off the high school girls to hang with Chris did alot more harm than good. That was screwing with Him.

Did Chris ever find out Bob did that?

I know this is kind of spergy and pedantic to say, but the potential truth of all this goes back to Barb telling Chris this is what happened, after trolls (posing as former gal-pals) suggested it to Chris.
So it was never a case of, like, "Christorians knew about this but Chris didn't know yet." We got most of this information from Chris by way of Barb, after trolls hinted at it TO TROLL HIM, and then the trolling seems to have revealed an actual truth that was similar.
Or Barb lied to Chris to make him feel bad. Probably not but maybe.

The only real truth along these lines that Chris could confirm independently was that when he was younger his dad gave him money to give to a girl who was nice to him (Chris). It took like nearly two decades later for Chris to realize that this meant the girl was not really his true honest friend.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

I wanna point out in episode 47 at 30:16

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM&t=1832s

While one of the weens was protesting GameStop, it appeared that a bystander was getting annoyed with the ween and even threatened to kill him at one point before the video cut out.

I’m curious to know if this was the full cut of the clip or if it was shortened by Geno.

Was that guy waiting for a bus? Why was he so irritated? Maybe he was a panhandler who felt that fuckery like that was beneath him?

 

[AmazingEagle]

I wanna point out in episode 47 at 30:16

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM&t=1832s

While one of the weens was protesting GameStop, it appeared that a bystander was getting annoyed with the ween and even threatened to kill him at one point before the video cut out.

I’m curious to know if this was the full cut of the clip or if it was shortened by Geno.

Was that guy waiting for a bus? Why was he so irritated? Maybe he was a panhandler who felt that fuckery like that was beneath him?

I'm pretty sure the guy protesting the GameStop incident was a troll.

 

[Spergichu]

Part 48 is up

 

[Vida]

Arthur sounds like the internet historian.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I listen to these half heartedly anymore because they move into boring ass modern Chris. But there's a part where he's talking about his frozen cum and his cat comes up being all nice. It is at that time that I come to the sad realization that the cat is likely dead.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Oh goodie, we're up to the 'chris storing his useless semen in fridge next to the christmas ham' portion of christory.

The face of feminine perfection (according to chris)

 

[Meckhlorde]

I can't tell if I'm excited that the dimensional merge saga is coming up, or sad that Chris's situation got bad enough to give up on reality.

 

[Flamenco]

I can't tell if I'm excited that the dimensional merge saga is coming up, or sad that Chris's situation got bad enough to give up on reality.

Focus more on anger myself, while funny, it is the result of scumbags feeding into an unstable persons delusions.

 

[deadson]

Oh goodie, we're up to the 'chris storing his useless semen in fridge next to the christmas ham' portion of christory.

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The face of feminine perfection (according to chris)

Idk, I think this one is better...