Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Deadpool]

Wasn't that one of the periods when he was off of the internet though? Chris usually does better when he goes dark but that hasn't been the case for years

The sad thing is he'd consider things better now because he's a "setsy goddess" with people willing to play pretend with him online, and he may or may not genuinely believe he's going to get to hang out with his cartoon senpai soon.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Wasn't that one of the periods when he was off of the internet though? Chris usually does better when he goes dark but that hasn't been the case for years

Well he was only kept on the internet because of his “friends” and once they no longer had that level of influence on him, he resumed his usual tactic of injecting himself into any public social setting with his antics until something stuck around long enough to not ban him.

He does relatively OK at places where the tolerance for autistic weirdos is fairly high IE; bronycon, which was the biggest reason he had to get his ass back there every year or bust.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I seriously think Geno’s being a huge faggot by catering toward the LGBTQ userbase but I can see his logic behind the decision; Chris has commented on his vids before and would throw a total tantrum in the comments over how he’s being misgendered. Geno has said repeatedly that he’s working on the documentary mainly out of obligation rather than wanting any more involvement in Chris’s antics.

He slips from time to time and calls him Chris instead of Christine and him instead of her. My only real problem with that is that he remade the opening and now it sounds like Chris has always been a troon, even though he was funny until he's become one.

He's been diagnosed with gender dysphoria

Like everyone who comes to the doctor these days and says "I think I am trans". Or even when child's parents tell that their child is. That means nothing.

Agreed. He was 13 (I think) at the time. We all did fucked up stuff as teenagers (probably not making a retarded man shove a medal up his ass fucked up granted.), and he should get a pass for it as an adult. Especially because he was trying to impress the older and "cooler" crowd.

Bluespike admitted that it was too far and now regrets it(at least he says, that he does). I'd say that he wasted a good opportunity on looking at fat autistic manchild shoving crayola up his ass and was weirdly excited by watching it. If he sent Chris to give a sincere apology to Snyder, it would've been funnier.

so the attitude towards him is a tad hypocritical.

Speaking of hypocritical, have you tried reading comments under Geno's videos? Bluespike saga - OMG THIS IS FUCKED UP TROLLS ARE PATHETIC BULLIES WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM. Liquid Chris saga - OMG LIQUID IS THE ONLY ONE GOOD TROLL THIS IS SO FUNNY. Remember, catfishing and manipulating autistic manchild into giving his accounts and then doing some stupid shit - bad, gaslighting autistic manchild into desperately trying to prove his real identity, thus sending him into multiple episodes of tard rage, catfishing and manipulating him into doing stupid shit and making him cry in the end - good.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

He slips from time to time and calls him Chris instead of Christine and him instead of her.

“Chris” is short for “Christine,” and I say “him” whenever I refer to events that took place before December 2014 when she formally changed her identity. As for the intro change, you could say it refers to her at the current state based on the chronology of the video.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

“Chris” is short for “Christine,” and I say “him” whenever I refer to events that took place before December 2014 when she formally changed her identity. As for the intro change, you could say it refers to her at the current state based on the chronology of the video.

Okay-okay.

I get it.

But excuse for the intro is still stupid, since the series is about Chris as a whole, therefore you should've started using the "right" pronouns from the start. Also, "CHRIS-chan: A Comprehensive history"? Excuse me, it's Christine!

 

[troon patrol]

New episode

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

New episode

It's Chris time.

 

[troon patrol]

Still slow, not much happening. Watching Chris play with his gov-paid toys is boring. I'm waiting for the cat deaths saga.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I don't think I've ever seen someone in the lolcowsphere with absolute 0 self awareness, at least none of the ones I follow. Chris Chan is thee case study for what happens when 'tism is ignored and allowed to fester. Everything negative this manchild ascribes to others is literally just him ringing off everything wrong with him.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Going to join the chorus that, even in slow periods of Christory, Geno's project is fundamentally a good one. Welcome change coming after a few months of people complaining about it not being entertaining enough for them. Its baseline objective history, not a fiction movie. At this point this series is basically an archive for the future. Something that is necessary for the Final Boss of the Internet and for posterity more than it is our personal amusement.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Autists are arguing about Chris' gender in the comments section lol. Someone compared trannies to blackface and people got mad.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

New episode

Oh shit, we've hit 2017. Only a matter of time until the Idea Guys saga.

 

[Spergichu]

@Philosophy Phil How much do you regret sending Chris that penny?

 

[NPC2580]

it made me kind of sad to hear towards the end of the documentary that Chris sold the stamps his father collected for years and years and years.

I don't know much about stamp collecting but it's highly likely that the value exceeded what Chris got for them one eBay.

imagine spending a trunk of your life collecting stamps from all over the world which relate to historical events for your son to choose to sell them instead of some plastic toys made in China.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

it made me kind of sad to hear towards the end of the documentary that Chris sold the stamps his father collected for years and years and years.

I don't know much about stamp collecting but it's highly likely that the value exceeded what Chris got for them one eBay.

imagine spending a trunk of your life collecting stamps from all over the world which relate to historical events for your son to choose to sell them instead of some plastic toys made in China.

At least they'll go to someone who can appreciate them instead of Chris.

 

[Interchanger]

When do you think we're going to reach the idea guys saga, because if Geno wasted time on orange peel posts it might be a year or more. We missed some fun stuff from the Clyde or even some really juicy stuff from the Meghan saga and now at this point it feel episodes are nearly entirely made up of needless info

 

[The American Hedgehog]

it made me kind of sad to hear towards the end of the documentary that Chris sold the stamps his father collected for years and years and years.

I don't know much about stamp collecting but it's highly likely that the value exceeded what Chris got for them one eBay.

imagine spending a trunk of your life collecting stamps from all over the world which relate to historical events for your son to choose to sell them instead of some plastic toys made in China.

IIRC, Chris's prices tended to be either in line with market value or a bit higher.

Also Bob told him it was fine if he didn't want to keep his collections.

"If you don't think you will ever need some of them, or don't want some of them, don't waste them. Try to do something with them that you and your mother think I would do. Recycle them back into the world, for the world to use. After all, remember we are only the custodians for a while, and what is one man's junk is another man's treasure."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I like how this was when he wanted to establish a patreon in order to help with the mortgage and get Barb's precious gold necklace from the pawn shop. Here we are, 5 years later. Chris must've forgotten all about that necklace and wants to forget about the mortgage.

 

[Black Yoshi]

@Philosophy Phil you donated the penny? I thought Hirtes did that.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I like how this was when he wanted to establish a patreon in order to help with the mortgage and get Barb's precious gold necklace from the pawn shop. Here we are, 5 years later. Chris must've forgotten all about that necklace and wants to forget about the mortgage.

He didn't forget about the gold necklace. We'll probably get that bit next time.