Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[SpacePirat]

I know Barb and Chris' situations are fucked up. I know Barb's mental decay on display all over the internet is one of the worst things to happen to someone, voiding them of any dignity whatsoever.
But damn
is it fucking funny to watch her.
I literally can't watch those videos without cracking up.
Feels like a fucking Tim and Eric skit.

 

[Cuntflaps]

I know Barb and Chris' situations are fucked up. I know Barb's mental decay on display all over the internet is one of the worst things to happen to someone, voiding them of any dignity whatsoever.
But damn
is it fucking funny to watch her.
I literally can't watch those videos without cracking up.
Feels like a fucking Tim and Eric skit.

Barb's age is definitely increasingly apparent. However, everything in the begging video clips featured in the most recent episode was just acting in an attempt to garner sympathy to obtain donations. She is more lucid and responsive in videos that aren't specifically pleas for donations.

EDIT: I actually have to wonder whose idea it is to have Barb act that way in begging videos. On one hand, Chris would definitely use his elderly mother as a prop to obtain Transformers money. On the other hand, Barb has a very long history of engaging in exactly that type of manipulation (medical scares, suicide threats, etc.) in order to get her way. Honestly, Chris probably learned it from her.

 

[Jozef]

Yea, the videos where Chris seems to be coaching a barely lucid Barb in what to say looks disturbing at first, but then you realize that when she appears in other videos, like walking in on Chris when he's making a video, she's perfectly lucid and active.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Yea, the videos where Chris seems to be coaching a barely lucid Barb in what to say looks disturbing at first, but then you realize that when she appears in other videos, like walking in on Chris when he's making a video, she's perfectly lucid and active.

It does seem that she hams it up for the camera and tries this really deceptive puppy dog eyes look, but makes herself look half dead in the process.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Have any of your stuffed animals watched ahead of you in the series?

No. I saw it myself first. Then I let them watch it, so they can have it all caught up with my mark. Right now as of recently yesterday, me and one of my stuffed animals viewed the parts 53-55 together. I am pretty sure most of my stuffed animals deserve some catching up time to do with me (they were 3-5 parts behind schedule). Nobody needed to see it before I do first.

 

[Ophelia]

EDIT: I actually have to wonder whose idea it is to have Barb act that way in begging videos. On one hand, Chris would definitely use his elderly mother as a prop to obtain Transformers money. On the other hand, Barb has a very long history of engaging in exactly that type of manipulation (medical scares, suicide threats, etc.) in order to get her way. Honestly, Chris probably learned it from her.

Barb is a con artist.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I know Barb and Chris' situations are fucked up. I know Barb's mental decay on display all over the internet is one of the worst things to happen to someone, voiding them of any dignity whatsoever.
But damn
is it fucking funny to watch her.
I literally can't watch those videos without cracking up.
Feels like a fucking Tim and Eric skit.

Barb's age is definitely increasingly apparent. However, everything in the begging video clips featured in the most recent episode was just acting in an attempt to garner sympathy to obtain donations. She is more lucid and responsive in videos that aren't specifically pleas for donations.

EDIT: I actually have to wonder whose idea it is to have Barb act that way in begging videos. On one hand, Chris would definitely use his elderly mother as a prop to obtain Transformers money. On the other hand, Barb has a very long history of engaging in exactly that type of manipulation (medical scares, suicide threats, etc.) in order to get her way. Honestly, Chris probably learned it from her.

In the catatonic begging videos Barb is acting. She is a master manipulator. The proof for this is a video where she is seen walking in the background and casually just talks to Chris. She is not an invalid. There have been many welfare checks to the house, especially after the begging videos, enquiring as to her mental health and no issues were found. Remember this is a woman who once threatened suicide to get Chris not to go to some anime/brony convention.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Barb is a con artist.

She was living apartment to apartment until she conned her way into Bob and had the house she always wanted, but could never work towards. It came with a huge risk: that risk being Chris. Now, Barb's reaping what she's sowing; living in misery with a half wit son. Fitting really. Once Barb bites the dust, it will be Chris who would be going apartment to apartment. Full circle.

 

[SpacePirat]

She was living apartment to apartment until she conned her way into Bob and had the house she always wanted, but could never work towards. It came with a huge risk: that risk being Chris. Now, Barb's reaping what she's sowing; living in misery with a half wit son. Fitting really. Once Barb bites the dust, it will be Chris who would be going apartment to apartment. Full circle.

Have you ever been inside an apartment? A lot of them ain't bad.
I agree with you though, but I won't let your house-supremacist beliefs fly.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Have you ever been inside an apartment? A lot of them ain't bad.
I agree with you though, but I won't let your house-supremacist beliefs fly.

The problem is Chris is used to houses due to the space. If I remember the CWCki, after the blowoff with the Greene County Elementary School, Bob and Chris moved to Richmond in an apartment that would have been Chris' only exposure to small spaces. Now that the inevitable will happen, Chris' only problem will be "how much of my hoard can I fit in this space?" Coupled with the fact that in one video he has gone on to say that he's used to living in a crowded space, I'm imagining a scenario where Chris moves to a clean apartment and gradually packs it with his toys until the manager has to come in to kick him out.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

At this point Chris is like a dead body that only moves occasionally due to rigor mortis or other retards poking it with a stick.

And we haven't even seen the damage of the Idea Guys at this point... Nowadays Chris is very sluggish lazy and retarded, wouldn't be surprised if his brain completely shuts down by the year 2022.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Half the episode was interesting just to re-experience all the Barb content from back then, the other half was Geno just half-assedly summarizing sonichu issue 11. Personally I'm only looking forward to the Sockness arc.

 

[Kuruminha]

And we haven't even seen the damage of the Idea Guys at this point... Nowadays Chris is very sluggish lazy and retarded, wouldn't be surprised if his brain completely shuts down by the year 2022.

Please God, let our Juanita Nurse @Mariposa Electrique be right on spot on her cucaracha prophecy and shit really hit the fan for OPL until the end of this year. Boring Chris is boring.

Half the episode was interesting just to re-experience all the Barb content from back then, the other half was Geno just half-assedly summarizing sonichu issue 11. Personally I'm only looking forward to the Sockness arc.

Hope that @SamuellyGenie got all that Sockness Black Magik degeneracy arc archived. After some of his accounts were deleted, that juicy content must be hard to find.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Please God, let our Juanita Nurse @Mariposa Electrique be right on spot on her cucaracha prophecy and shit really hit the fan for OPL until the end of this year. Boring Chris is boring.


Hope that @SamuellyGenie got all that Sockness Black Magik degeneracy arc archived. After some of his accounts were deleted, that juicy content must be hard to find.

Sockness was an irrelevant attention whore when it all comes down to it, I kind of want Geno to brush most of it aside instead of treating the ordeal like an entire saga, the only thing worth reciting would be that someone travelled more then half way across the country in order to butt fuck him, but even Chris has standards and declined the offer, never to be seen from again once Chris eventually blocked him some months later.

 

[Cash Pope]

I just finished episode 55, nice being caught up. The Doopie Saga has been such a slow burn so far, I thought we were gearing up for it like three episodes ago. Looks like it will be episode 56 with finally plunges into, but who knows but Geno lol. It's one saga I don't know much about, so I'm looking forward to it. One thing that's really great about the series is you really can see how everything unfolded, and little things mentioned in passing can have big payoffs a few episodes later.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

That part where Chris drags his injured cat, who's wheezing and is clearly in pain, while he is begging for money... I thought, I can't feel any less sorry for Chris, but turns out, I can.

wouldn't be surprised if his brain completely shuts down by the year 2022.

He is just LARPing, because otherwise he will be some unwanted tranny with a half-dead mother and debt. The reality is too grim to face it at this point. But when new generation of MLP trash comes out, Chris suddenly "comes back" to seethe about it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sockness was an irrelevant attention whore when it all comes down to it, I kind of want Geno to brush most of it aside instead of treating the ordeal like an entire saga, the only thing worth reciting would be that someone travelled more then half way across the country in order to butt fuck him, but even Chris has standards and declined the offer, never to be seen from again once Chris eventually blocked him some months later.

Yeah like the only things Sockness ever did in the Chris lore was really just roleplay with him, bought and sniffed his sneakers, and get rejected by Chris many times

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Half the episode was interesting just to re-experience all the Barb content from back then, the other half was Geno just half-assedly summarizing sonichu issue 11. Personally I'm only looking forward to the Sockness arc.

Agreed. There’s a lot that I’d still like to know about the interactions between Sockness and Chris.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Agreed. There’s a lot that I’d still like to know about the interactions between Sockness and Chris.

Along with the Idea Guys.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

He is just LARPing, because otherwise he will be some unwanted tranny with a half-dead mother and debt. The reality is too grim to face it at this point. But when new generation of MLP trash comes out, Chris suddenly "comes back" to seethe about it.

See, this is something I’ve always been confused on. Chris shows no symptoms of being schizophrenic, and even when he claims he’s seeing the OC’s, it doesn’t seem like he’s being genuine or sincere. (For example when he was with the Teen Troon Squad and made out with Magi-Chan.) He just acts like a kid with imaginary friends, rather then a psychotic lunatic with hallucinations. Therefore, my theory is either that, Chris is doing it all as a coping mechanism to escape his sad existence, OR he could possibly be doing a Long and elaborate troll scheme. (Though I’m not sure if he has the mental capacity to stick with the shtick.)