Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[The Whore of Babylon]

Chris may be retarded, but he's not crazy.

He may claim to think these cartoon characters are real, but there's a very evident cognitive dissonance that even he probably realizes as well.

If he thinks his cartoon characters are real, and that he can fuck him, theres a problem with him also saying that he has sexual needs and the only way he can fulfill them is with his mother when apparently theres also real cartoon characters willing to fuck him.

The dude's retarded, all the "cartoons are real" is probably about as legitimate as some old school evangelical believing god is real and will answer their prayers, but taking double takes on that when things come down to it

I felt that as well, or really the fun times were before the 2010s and I just followed him for Nostalgia at this point. Trolling is fun when you can get people to do stupid things of their own volition, like the Road Runner with Wil-E-Coyote. This is just a vile person crossing the Rubicon and doing vile things now.

coming to a future near you

 

[break these cuffs]

Ah, okay. I didn't realize the convention is in Seattle.

So is there a chance Chris still tries to attend the convention or is he going to be in custody by then?

He has been banned by the con. I forget when it is, but the EPO is up on the 5th. I presume there is a hearing. This will likely not be the same continuances we are used to getting at least initially. These types of things, protective orders, generally have hard deadlines. What exactly the court finds regarding the mental health of Chris and Barb along with the habitability of 14BC is up in the air. He is the teflon tard, but this is the most serious attention he's ever gotten.

 

[Fools Idol]

But why would Barb do this to me?

*Josh.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

This is how it happened. This is how the Chris-Chan saga died.

Orange shit in the background ain't toxin - it's cum Fanta.

I just realized I accidentally posted this OC in the wrong Chris-Chan thread so I'm correcting myself.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

you did everything you could, you tried really hard. don't feel bad about yourself

He tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Not going to lie, CwC becoming a motherfucker due to his raging incel needs and lack of gash is probably the strongest argument against future lockdowns possible.

To be fair, Chris is a different breed of raging incel - an in-breed, if you will.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yes despite the fact he fucked two different women, Chris acts like the same virgin with rage deep down

>tfw you're so much of a virgin that not even having sex with two women will render you a non-virgin

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

oh, I didn't think of that it's very possible Chris is not allowed to post online.

However, he was able to talk to Null and there is such a thing as data.

There's still ways of contacting through messenger and e-mail by replying SMS, but that's just my last resort speculation. But definitely he may have some access.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris slept in his car last night. His big plan for today was to go to the mall. All while he could be facing very serious charges for raping his own mother.

To be honest, I’m surprised he didn’t he clean out every bank account he has access to. But then, Chris doesn’t think like the rest of us, does he?

Wouldn’t be at all surprised if he breaks the restraining order trying to get back into the house.

Most of us would have cleaned out the bank accounts, said our silent goodbyes for all the things we left behind and hit the road.
...
Chris has to make sure he gets a shady spot for when the mall opens.

 

[Sinpie]

Why are we still here?

Just to suffer.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Buy a flashlight.Attach files

But what will he do when Barb dies?
lurk moar faget

How many people over the years have said "CWC would never do X" been proven wrong, with "he would never rape someone" being the most obvious here and now. You think Barb's death can stop his lovequest? Love transcends ALL boundries, you necrophobe bigot. You underestimate his power.

But by all means, place your bets on the next level of degeneracy. Just remember to share it with us, if you end up right.

 

[SJDoubleJew]

Chris has no one because he deserves no one. Every single person who has tried in vain to help Chris for his entire life has eventually washed their hands of him for a reason. He will not change because he does not want to change. He drives away his own family, his church, every single white knight, and the few genuine friends he's ever had by being himself. He is alone because he is a black hole that sucks in support and never learns or changes. This is long overdue.

Not trying to absolve Chris of responsibility on his part or claiming that what has unfolded is not a direct result of more or less his actions. While what you say is partly true, it's also true that he didn't have the easiest life and opportunity at life, he didn't get the best help and he was abused and tormented which left it's mark. Not saying he is the only person in the world who faced adversity, or that he didn't fail in overcoming it. All I'm saying is if this rape thing turns out to be bullshit, there is still redemption and possibility of a good ending. I', m not saying Chris is pure good or should get away with whatever sick shit, but I also dont get you julayfags... feels to me your the bigger black fucking holes just using Chris as a cope to justify your own miserable garbage lives. Your toy broke so now your just throwing it in the trash and going to whine to mom for a new one.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

To be fair, Chris is a different breed of raging incel - an in-breed, if you will.

I guess he should have had the smarts to keep this information, in the family

 

[mrdk_04]

Am I alone in laughing hysterically as this thread unfolds? I feel no pity, no hate for OPL as of writing.

 

[Stupidface]

oh, I didn't think of that it's very possible Chris is not allowed to post online.

However, he was able to talk to Null and there is such a thing as data.

He liked a tweet yesterday evening— So after the EPO was put in place. So if he had anything seized that would've had to happen to just today?

 

[Elysian]

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coming to a future near you

If Chris gets sent to jail or the loony bin what’s gonna happen to his house?

 

[Direlection]

I don't want anything bad to happen to this guy, but it's gotten impossible to care about the well-being of this disgusting retard.

 

[AnOminous]

Why did it have to get so dark so fast?

 

[Duke Nukem]

The real question is: what fate did we avoid because Chris got it instead of someone else?

He'd probably just be some local autist obsessed with trains or something. Or at least his video game obsession and entitlement complex would not be as strong. Might not have tried to win Megan's heart via some stupid contest either but I don't know if that means he would have tried something worse.

 

[Danke]

It's crazy that Jersh, who literally laughed at this dirty incestuous troon and joked bout him being a mother fucker, finally got fed up.

I enjoy Josh's values of do whatever, just don't LIE to me.