Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

[Wrathcaster]

The psychic powers things really gets to me. I know it's old news as far as Christory goes, but hearing him smugly proclaim the scientific fact of his new abilities on every podcast and paid interview is just a whole new level of awful. Yeah, it's a revelation into the utter depths of his disconnect with reality, but the fact that he pushes it so hard, and is proud of it, is anathema to me.

Normally I err on the side of trying to see the good in the dude, but shit like this really makes me hate him.

 

[jurassic bark]

At least pay him that $200 in pre-paid veterinarian service vouchers

I'd watch a cwc interview on Hoarders. That's about it, and sure it'd be the same predictable lies he always tells, but the questioning would be fun.

 

[OtterParty]

The psychic powers things really gets to me. I know it's old news as far as Christory goes, but hearing him smugly proclaim the scientific fact of his new abilities on every podcast and paid interview is just a whole new level of awful. Yeah, it's a revelation into the utter depths of his disconnect with reality, but the fact that he pushes it so hard, and is proud of it, is anathema to me.

Normally I err on the side of trying to see the good in the dude, but shit like this really makes me hate him.

@Marvin does chris actually believe he has psychic powers or is this "kids bragging on a playground" bullshitting?

 

[heathercho]

I admit, I was miffed when the interviewers asked how he created Sonichu and Chris just repeats the story we've all heard.

When you mention that Chris is boring and when it gets to it, he talks shit like this, I DO understand this point. But he does have more in his vernacular than saying "Hmmm, yeah" and acting like he's bored through the entire thing. If he was bored at the idea of doing an interview, he wouldn't be goofing off and wearing this mask. I really had a big laugh when this started with the Masks.

That said, I've been criticizing people's hatred of the interviews because it just seems nobody wants to find anything funny with Chris anymore. That seemed to be one of the chief reasons the Catherine Saga had its plug pulled. Nothing "can" be funny.

This interview shit isn't funny.
Jessica Quinn wasn't funny.

The Doopie/Danger Dolan/LadyoftheCosmos mini-Saga did get epic laughs from the Peanut Gallery since it derived from the "Chris is best when left to his own devices" because of how he talked to the girls but that's the thing. That's what the interviews are, thats what Jessica Quinn was.

Paying for interviews was just Chris's latest scheme to get easy money, something he's been doing for years at this point. Remember how much I loathed those stupid Sonichu Amiibo's (mainly stemmed from my hatred of Amiibo's in general, I hate Nintendo Gimmicks)? But these days, I became accepting to him selling himself out, to thirsty weens wanting to see if they can get some sort of lolz out of him. All os us here at the Kiwi just keeps saying that's he's "dry"

But Chris isn't milked dry. The CWC Exile ended years ago. He will always be there. Even when Barb dies, Social Medias won't.

And I'll end this abruptly with no conclusion paragraph like I always do. I don't even like writing like this, but my mind just grows out when I keep finding the collective opinions to be the same.

TL;DR: Nobody thinks fucking with Chris is funny because nobody wants anything to be funny with him. He's "dry" and we won't ever learn anything, because nobody wants to give anybody trying to reach him the benefit of the doubt.

This isn't relating to the sagas, but just purely the interviewing of Chris :
But when people "interview" him and they go "Mmm yeah" and move on because they find his answer "boring" and don't know how to extract information from him in an entertaining way, it just brings nothing to the table. If you want him to recite the CWCKI to you, just go read it. It's well written and informative. But prodding him whilst saying "HEY CHRIS! SAY THAT THING YOU ALWAYS SAY!" is just fucking retarded.

He's just a normal autist collecting his tard bux, living his life. He isn't having all these wacky adventures every day. That's why he draws his comics. These "interviewers" need to at least learn how to have an normal conversation with him that involves not talking about his sagas, which he forgets, but his processes and inner workings, if they want "new" shit. The very least you will get out of it is an idea of how current Chris thinks.
But instead they keep doing the same old "HEY HEY... CHRIS.. JULAY! Amirite?" interviews.

There's also no need to interview him for $200 when you're doing all of the above.

 

[OtterParty]

This isn't relating to the sagas, but just purely the interviewing of Chris :
But when people "interview" him and they go "Mmm yeah" and move on because they find his answer "boring" and don't know how to extract information from him in an entertaining way, it just brings nothing to the table. If you want him to recite the CWCKI to you, just go read it. It's well written and informative. But prodding him whilst saying "HEY CHRIS! SAY THAT THING YOU ALWAYS SAY!" is just fucking exceptional.

He's just a normal autist collecting his tard bux, living his life. He isn't having all these wacky adventures every day. That's why he draws his comics. These "interviewers" need to at least learn how to have an normal conversation with him that involves not talking about his sagas, which he forgets, but his processes and inner workings, if they want "new" shit. The very least you will get out of it is an idea of how current Chris thinks.
But instead they keep doing the same old "HEY HEY... CHRIS.. JULAY! Amirite?" interviews.

There's also no need to interview him for $200 when you're doing all of the above.

i think other people should give chris money so he can go on being unsustainably autistic for my amusement. its even better if the people giving him money are also stupid and retarded because i dont feel bad for them and i know they wont be wasting that money propping up their empty miserable lives because they wasted it propping up chris and his empty miserable life instead. i for one welcome the flood of autists wasting money to be autistic to another autist and if we can corral discussion of them and their antics into a megathread to limit their revenue only paying attention long enough to dox them thats a win win situation.

 

[heathercho]

i think other people should give chris money so he can go on being unsustainably autistic for my amusement. its even better if the people giving him money are also stupid and retarded because i dont feel bad for them and i know they wont be wasting that money propping up their empty miserable lives because they wasted it propping up chris and his empty miserable life instead. i for one welcome the flood of autists wasting money to be autistic to another autist and if we can corral discussion of them and their antics into a megathread to limit their revenue only paying attention long enough to dox them thats a win win situation.

I cannot argue with this. It's almost Sonichu level wisdom. $200 of their money is a small price to pay to laugh at them.

 

[Broder Daniel]

CopperCabs "return" flopped pretty hard and he's just desperate to stay relevant.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Huh, last time I was around here everybody was in love with the interviews. What happened? Was Sachumo's the only good one?

Edit: not Sachumo, I can't remember the name.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Huh, last time I was around here everybody was in love with the interviews. What happened? Was Sachumo's the only good one?

Edit: not Sachumo, I can't remember the name.

@Merryweatherey?

 

[Whatisgoingon]

@Merryweatherey?

Ah, that's the one. Was his the only good one?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Ah, that's the one. Was his the only good one?

I didn’t actually listen to it, but the original thread for that interview seemed mostly positive. They also had the really good art to go along with it.

I’d imagine it’s more that people are just sick of interviews. We got a fair amount in a short amount of time and most of them are fairly cut and paste.

EDIT: Also some people on here get mad when Chris gets paid money for things like this.

 

[IV 445]

Don’t troll Chris
Don’t give money to Chris
Don’t try to book interviews with Chris

Just don’t interact with Chris, okay?

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin does chris actually believe he has psychic powers or is this "kids bragging on a playground" bullshitting?

He believes he's got psychic powers, yes. He's getting into this magic shit hardcore. Someone needs to introduce him to wicca on tumblr. Then Chris will start calling himself a high functionally autistic lesbian transwitch.

 

[OtterParty]

Don’t troll Chris
Don’t give money to Chris
Don’t try to book interviews with Chris

Just don’t interact with Chris, okay?

those medallions ain't gonna shove themselves up his ass

 

[GS 281]

The anti-interview sentiment is based on the fact that we like to laugh and be entertained. For some reason, people with little/no training on how to interview, who do scant research to prepare and who are naturally just unfunny don't do well when interviewing Chris. The cwcki documented chris content down to the point where you have seen an infected taint, his open asshole, the bend in his dick, heard his heart literally break multiple times and seen him live out goofy fantasies in his room. The nigger also has autism so describing his thoughts and feelings is hard as fuck for him so you won't get much from Chris beyond him agreeing with what you say about how a situation went down and then making a funny face while saying "hmmm... yeah... dem-da trowls were-yeah-da trowls were really not-not kind or nice." I mean I encourage idiots to give him money because it is fun to laugh at them for doing it, but the position on the interviews is that they are generally unfunny, repetitive, cover no new ground and bore us.

Unless someone does some fantastic job, post the interviews here.

 

[johnnyoffal]

Yeah, I don't understand the anti-interview sentiment here. If the interview isn't funny, then don't listen to it. I don't see any reason to rebuke the interviewers or claim that they're worse than Chris. I have a feeling that most of the anti-interview types are new to Christory and don't remember the agony of content droughts, so they've become spoiled and will reject certain content because they think every video should be "For My Sweetest Ivy". Get over yourselves, cunts.

There's an anti-everything attitude rn

Everyone has become so post-post-post-meaning that any attempt to do anything other than posting snide comments might be "cringey attention whoring" and it's much safer to shit ourselves and do nothing

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

And here Coppercab is telling Chris that he has a girlfriend.

That must sting.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have said it before and I will say it again: paying to interview Chris is even more idiotic and autistic than Chris is. Most people are awful at interviewing, asking boring questions and don't know how to press Chris for information.

Paying to interview an autistic manchild doesn't score you EPIK WEEEN points and doesn't put you in christory. It puts you down in history as being a complete dumbass with no sense of how to handle money

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Anyone who's doing that, despite how autistic it is, clearly doesn't care. No matter how many times you say that.

@Merryweatherey certainly didn't and everyone kept telling him what a "bad" idea it was, but he cleared through.

Everyone just has this thought cemented in their heads that all and any interviews will comprise of the same shit

Chris: Hmmmm, yeah.
Interviewer: JAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Ah, that's the one. Was his the only good one?

It was decent, nothing that really stuck out though as far as new details. You can't really beat Chris admitting to Master Disaster that Barb forced him to spoon.

Anyway, most celebrities can't be interesting enough to warrant 3 interviews in one month, let alone Chris. A well done interview once a year or so is more than enough.