Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

@Copitz "I didn't know about the kiwi farms"

Bullshit. You are a wannabe fame whore who has a youtube page where he tries too hard.

The worst part is the video is long, pointless, and boring. People who do not know chris are not going to care and people that do are bored five minutes in.
 
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okay.....
which one of you is this
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I'm asking about the JelloWeb fella. IDK what those previous comments are about
 
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RobinLeach said:
okay.....
which one of you is this
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I'm asking about the JelloWeb fella. IDK what those previous comments are about
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As much as I think Copitz3 is a w-word autistic dork who deserves whatever ill he gets from the e-fame he so desperately wants, that wasn't me.
 
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Why are so many people mad over someone interviewing Chris and not getting "new content"?

The CWCki lists every time Chris has ever lied, ever. It hosts pictures of his taint piercing in several states of migration. It has a complete list of his videogame collection and its approximate value. Full audio transcripts of every spoken word Chris has recorded since the Future Message. There's no new content to get. People seem to be hoping that Chris will just casually drop some juicy nugget of information while he's talking about combining Fluttershy and Optimus Prime, but this is the era of Chris dunking on Twitter trolls and blocking people on Facebook. He safeguards that kind of stuff and some awkward kid who paid real money for his time probably isn't going to get it.

Any attempt to be funny will fly right over Chris's head and your entire audience will just cringe about how unfunny you were. It's costing me nothing to watch these interviews and I'd much rather hear Chris recite the Sonichu origin story for the sixth time than hear some awkward dipshit ask Chris what colour panties he's wearing and get completely blanked.
 
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Xanax said:
Why are so many people mad over someone interviewing Chris and not getting "new content"?

The CWCki lists every time Chris has ever lied, ever. It hosts pictures of his taint piercing in several states of migration. It has a complete list of his videogame collection and its approximate value. Full audio transcripts of every spoken word Chris has recorded since the Future Message. There's no new content to get. People seem to be hoping that Chris will just casually drop some juicy nugget of information while he's talking about combining Fluttershy and Optimus Prime, but this is the era of Chris dunking on Twitter trolls and blocking people on Facebook. He safeguards that kind of stuff and some awkward kid who paid real money for his time probably isn't going to get it.

Any attempt to be funny will fly right over Chris's head and your entire audience will just cringe about how unfunny you were. It's costing me nothing to watch these interviews and I'd much rather hear Chris recite the Sonichu origin story for the sixth time than hear some awkward dipshit ask Chris what colour panties he's wearing and get completely blanked.
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It's annoying when dorks try to use Chris to get e-famous to plug their shitty Youtube channel. We need to stop encouraging these tards
 
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It's annoying when dorks try to use Chris to get e-famous to plug their shitty Youtube channel. We need to stop encouraging these tards
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On the contrary I find it hilarious because it never ever ever fucking works for them. They're all so caught up in their delusion that 2018 Chris is as Internet-popular as 2009 Chris that they're willing to pay actual money to have him show up. Chris is making bank from these fuckwits who really want to hit that 10,000 subscriber goal by the end of the year, and all he has to do is show up and recall some things from his past.
 
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Xanax said:
On the contrary I find it hilarious because it never ever ever fucking works for them. They're all so caught up in their delusion that 2018 Chris is as Internet-popular as 2009 Chris that they're willing to pay actual money to have him show up. Chris is making bank from these fuckwits who really want to hit that 10,000 subscriber goal by the end of the year, and all he has to do is show up and recall some things from his past.
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Part of that problem is that they keep coming here looking for attention and asspats for their glorious efforts instead of staying the fuck away and not dropping their spaghetti
And you're not helping by letting them be when they do that
 
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Part of that problem is that they keep coming here looking for attention and asspats for their glorious efforts instead of staying the fuck away and not dropping their spaghetti
And you're not helping by letting them be when they do that
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But what's the difference? Regardless of whether or not they post about it here, it'll end up here. There's not a lot we can do to stop people from making CWC content or engaging him. We could stop them from posting about it here, but what's the point?
 
I think there's a difference between coppercab and copitz. Coppercab pulling this shit is retarded. Copitz is just some dipshit who drove to Chris' house. The latter is way more legitimate and harmless than the former.

It's not like they're buying ads. They don't have a brand. They don't have profiles on 5 social media sites with custom made banners from some quirky internet artist that everyone loves.

The blatant commercialism is what's faggy. Copitz is not commercialized.
 
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Marvin said:
I think there's a difference between coppercab and copitz. Coppercab pulling this shit is exceptional. Copitz is just some dipshit who drove to Chris' house. The latter is way more legitimate and harmless than the former.

It's not like they're buying ads. They don't have a brand. They don't have profiles on 5 social media sites with custom made banners from some quirky internet artist that everyone loves.

The blatant commercialism is what's faggy. Copitz is not commercialized.
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They both paid chris to ramble about shit we already knew. So I guess it’s cool chris got paid and they look dumb
 
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They both paid chris to ramble about shit we already knew. So I guess it’s cool chris got paid and they look dumb
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I don't care about people looking dumb in interacting with Chris. I think complaining about that sort of stuff (at least to the extent that the sperglords on this subforum do), makes us look like impotent tards.

We don't own Chris. Acting like we do (when we're powerless to do anything but dox teenagers) is really embarrassing.

What are they going to say in five years when they go for a job? Oh, wait, I know what they'll say: "yeah, so, when I was 19 I hung out with an internet celebrity and his fans got mad and made cranky posts with my address on it"
 
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And you're not helping by letting them be when they do that
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Chris is an autonomous adult. He made the decision to sell interviews and people are buying them. What gives any of us the right to decide who's allowed to pay an Internet quasi-celebrity for an informal chat? I can say "wow, that was retarded of you" and that's about it.

If someone posts their unfunny Chris interview here, just tell them "you're not very funny and that was boring to watch" and they'll fuck off. Don't act like you own Chris and get the final say in who's allowed to interact with him and why.
 
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Xanax said:
If someone posts their unfunny Chris interview here, just tell them "you're not very funny and that was boring to watch" and they'll fuck off. Don't act like you own Chris and get the final say in who's allowed to interact with him and why.
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jack z had to be banned before he got the message, copitz is still here

You can call them tards all they want but they will not fucking leave unless they either get banned, scared off, or ass-patted (and then get chased the fuck off)

nobody fucking cares what they do as long as they fuck off of here with their attention whoring (take that shit to /cow/ and let them deal with it)

Mathas said:
But what's the difference? Regardless of whether or not they post about it here, it'll end up here. There's not a lot we can do to stop people from making CWC content or engaging him. We could stop them from posting about it here, but what's the point?
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If it ends up here anyway and they're not involved in any way in that at least it can just get dumped in a containment thread (this one) and discussion about that specific video will die out before the next page, instead of riling people up and causing discussions about this shit
 
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