Containment Chris-Chan Interviews

MahFibro! said:
Ask him what he meant by he and his family being able to soon show themselves to everyone, putting an end to the 'scizzo' label. Does he means his creations are real and how does he intend to prove their existence (outside of a comic format, that is).
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I totally forgot about that. Yes, please ask how we'll be able to see his characters, I'm dying to know.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Ask him if he would put out for copitz on the first date.
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No, no - we all know it's the third date that the sexy time happen. (WHEE-HEE! YA-HEY!!)

In all seriousness, though - given CWC's idea on how relationships work (i.e. - the sex on the third date thing), maybe asking CWC questions when it comes to Copitz/relationships in general is a good idea - it'll give people some insight on whether CWC's thoughts on how relationships work have changed in the last ten years; and - depending on the answers - might convince Copitz (and other kids like him) that interacting with CWC on a personal level could be problematic, if they're not careful (Hell - even if they are careful, it's still really chancy).

As for questions, ask CWC how one can tell if someone is genuinely interested in someone else - on a romantic level. Like - what is his idea of flirting/how do you tell the difference between someone who's flirting with you and someone who is just being friendly? Also ask him what his opinion of Copitz and his buddy are - outside of being 'young and handsome', that is. See if you can get him to describe them as people and not just visually appealing objects to look at.
 
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MahFibro! said:
Also ask him what his opinion of Copitz and his buddy are - outside of being 'young and handsome', that is. See if you can get him to describe them as people and not just visually appealing objects to look at.
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Since CWC also described Null as “cute and handsome”, I think that is CWC’s go-to description for guys he likes, just as “sweet caring and honest” was how he used to
describe virtually every woman he met.

That said, I would like to see questions related to:
  • His alleged bisexuality: Is he really attracted to men, does he just think he is, or does he just have no idea what the term means?
  • Some of the long-standing mysteries of Sonichu: What does “but back in the Stone Age” mean, and why did the Jerkhief’s wooden badge taste delicious?
 
Actually I really want to know what Chris still thinks about the Dolan group and in particular Doopie.
Chris still listens to Doopie's podcast, and even tweets about it and stuff, it's obvious he's still interested in her. What did he think about how all that went down, how she came on here and shared all those creepy emails, the hashtag movement he tried to get running, how he got into arguments with the other members of planet Dolan - We all know what actually happened, but I'd like to know how Chris perceives those events...
Maybe he views her the same as Megan, like when Chris said Megan "broke up" with him, maybe he'll be that delusional about Doopie.
 
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If we are still taking questions:
  • What would you say to Cole if you met him?
  • How did you like streaming Burnout Paradise? And would you consider streaming on a regular schedule?
  • When do you anticipate your money problems will end?
  • How do you feel about Toys-R-Us's closure?
  • Are there any toy/TV/Video Game series you feel you've outgrown?
 
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neural said:
If we are still taking questions:
  • What would you say to Cole if you met him?
  • How did you like streaming Burnout Paradise? And would you consider streaming on a regular schedule?
  • When do you anticipate your money problems will end?
  • How do you feel about Toys-R-Us's closure?
  • Are there any toy/TV/Video Game series you feel you've outgrown?
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Your first and last questions are your strongest. Not sure if that was intentional.
 
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Lipitor said:
Your first and last questions are your strongest. Not sure if that was intentional.
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No it actually wasn't intentional. Although I am personally invested the most in the 1st and last questions and maybe that showed haha. I also really want him to start streaming more regularly, I swear his two streams were the only ones I fully watched front to back, Chris has real potential as a streamer (in the trainwreck sense obviously, but still).

Oooh, I just remembered another one I wanted to add:
  • You always mentioned that you want to be the only one voicing Sonichu/Nightstar in any animated series, can you give us an impression of their voices?
 
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neural said:
No it actually wasn't intentional. Although I am personally invested the most in the 1st and last questions and maybe that showed haha. I also really want him to start streaming more regularly, I swear his two streams were the only ones I fully watched front to back, Chris has real potential as a streamer (in the trainwreck sense obviously, but still).

Oooh, I just remembered another one I wanted to add:
  • You always mentioned that you want to be the only one voicing Sonichu/Nightstar in any animated series, can you give us an impression of their voices?
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Chris could make bank uploading regular content. He just doesn't show the work ethic or the concentration to do it. DSP figured it out... play new content, get views... color commentary... don't wait to the end of the month to figure out ur views get your finger on the pulse of games. It's so easy yet the switch hasn't gone off in his head. He's used to a consistent paycheck for doing nothing. I don't think he knows how to chase the carrot on the stick like all these other youtubers. He's not good at accepting demand... like with the amiibos.. there was a certain demand for the sonichu ones but he wanted the whole set.. even though the cost of materials made that difficult to recoup costs, the medallions must have been selling just fine.. and he could make them cheaper and up to authentic quality... but he wanted to do other things...
 
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Lipitor said:
Chris could make bank uploading regular content. He just doesn't show the work ethic or the concentration to do it. DSP figured it out... play new content, get views... color commentary... don't wait to the end of the month to figure out ur views get your finger on the pulse of games. It's so easy yet the switch hasn't gone off in his head. He's used to a consistent paycheck for doing nothing. I don't think he knows how to chase the carrot on the stick like all these other youtubers. He's not good at accepting demand... like with the amiibos.. there was a certain demand for the sonichu ones but he wanted the whole set.. even though the cost of materials made that difficult to recoup costs, the medallions must have been selling just fine.. and he could make them cheaper and up to authentic quality... but he wanted to do other things...
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Yeah, this is something I think I mentioned before, Chris doesn't understand one of the basics of salesmanship: You almost never sell the things you actually wanna sell. He clearly hated doing the Medallions, what with the time pressure and all, but they were also clearly his best seller, and if he were to make adjustments to his process, he would have ended up with a nice money-making routine. Instead, he focused a lot of money and energy to the Amiibos.

That, and the fact that whenever something turns into work, Chris completely switches off and hates doing it, even if that something is something he loves doing, even dreams about doing at times!
 
neural said:
Yeah, this is something I think I mentioned before, Chris doesn't understand one of the basics of salesmanship: You almost never sell the things you actually wanna sell. He clearly hated doing the Medallions, what with the time pressure and all, but they were also clearly his best seller, and if he were to make adjustments to his process, he would have ended up with a nice money-making routine. Instead, he focused a lot of money and energy to the Amiibos.

That, and the fact that whenever something turns into work, Chris completely switches off and hates doing it, even if that something is something he loves doing, even dreams about doing at times!
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First, a not a question but more of a suggestion:
I would LOVE to see more sub-episodes

The interviewer may have to chat with a Christorical and figure on how to butter him up and convince him all his TRUE & HONEST fans adored the sub episodes the most and really want him to bring them back. But If there is anyway to convince him to start writing sub episodes again I’d start enjoying Sonichu a lot lore again—this recent shit...I just can’t. God I’d love to see some Sonichu pages about all his recent bans and real-life dealings, even if they are tainted somewhat by his CWCVille is real shenanigans.


For my Question suggestion:
1) Ask him about Wendy’s and try to get all the details

Here is my reasoning:

Throughout many sweetheart calls and e-mails and even the @MasterDisaster interviews he was asked about his firing from Wendy’s but never pushed much on it. The only detailed we have is ‘the child was tired and he didn’t make him cry with a Donald Duck impression’ (I’ve never heard if this is what happened or he did terrify that little kid but for some reason I love it when he talks about this) and that he drew some unflattering picture of an employee as a Pokemon or something.

In one of the Jackie emails (I think) he exclaimed ‘he doesn’t want to get into the last day details’ when asked to explain exactly why he was fired. I have a feeling there is a lot more to this story and it is quite juicy and would love the details of this.

Recently, in response to his FB friends nagging him about getting a job and describing how they could help him find one through certain services for people like him, Chris exclaimed that “[He] cannot have a job as he is always the epicenter of attention” or something close to that. It seemed like he was insinuating that this was his experience at Wendy’s.

The two suggestions I’ve given—Trying to convince him to start writing more sub-episodes and getting as many details as possible about his time and firing at Wendy’s—are probably not the easiest to pull off and would require some solid autistic-social engineering. But if this interviewer is doing his homework and legit I would give my middle nut to see these happen

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And i still wonder what happened to the *Sonichu babies ´live´show, i was depressed when he cut the "season" short :'(
 
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