Chris Chan Live Stream @ 1PM - this is potentially a recurring series

[Eugene90]

kiwifarms bitter as ever lol

Fuck off, faggot.

 

[Uncle Meat]

That poor musician was experiencing the worst day of his life. Everyone took his songs as an opportunity for a "potty break" ("It could be a lot worse." says Chris about that.) and he tries to perform while Chris is on mic tunelessly whimpering along with the song. I bet when this was all over he pawned his guitar and went back to work at the supermarket.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

@vikodin if you’re not fazed at all by the level of awkward Max was being subjected to then you’re just as much of an autist as Chris.

Not surprising since you’ve been “friends” for over a year.

 

[XYZpdq]

That poor musician was experiencing the worst day of his life. Everyone took his songs as an opportunity for a "potty break" ("It could be a lot worse." says Chris about that.) and he tries to perform while Chris is on mic tunelessly whimpering along with the song. I bet when this was all over he pawned his guitar and went back to work at the supermarket.

maybe this could work like Scared Straight but for parents who want their kids to become accountants instead of street musicians

 

[JULAY]

Why do you look like an albino version of grimace?!

 

[johnny5150]

how much do you think chris charge this two idiots for this?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

how much do you think chris charge this two idiots for this?

IIRC Chris charges $200 for interviews. I don't know if he makes discounts for his "friends", but that's what I've understood.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And Max was done dirty. I doubt Chris was genuinely interested in hearing more from him.

I dunno, Chris seemed like a fangirl

Something tells me that Chris is just trying to play the tease like he's some super sexy goddess with pornstar bodies.

What really leaves me thinking "WTF" is that even if these guys, even if they do pull away or don't engage with Chris, they don't openly chastize him by calling him a faggot. Even James Charles still gets called a faggot on a regular basis. I don't care how crazy Chris is, people need to make it clear that shit like this isn't appropriate because Chris is a hideous man.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wish I'd known about this stream sooner, that max guy while he looks like stepped outta the 90s seems like an ok guy, at least hes talented and can actually play the guitar. Feel kinda bad he ended up on a podcast with chris chan and has to hear about all his bs and deal with the vveens calling the studio to try and mess with the sasquatch that is cwc


Also as soon as chris said "momma is in c197" I could tell max wanted to face palm right there but didn't want the hate mobs to come after him for disrespecting chris on a stream

 

[TV's Adam West]

Anyone got a link to Max's sound cloud? I wanna check it out.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I do remember it was Papa John's. I'd assume that there are probably other places he was blacklisted from due to the pizza orders

I actually tried to enter 14 brancland court on the dominos app to see what would happen it almost instantly gave me an error message

 

[desudesu]

Max leaves mid-way when he realizes he's playing second-fiddle to a tranny manchild known for shitting himself and doing nothing, Chris does a QA where half of the questions are people asking about Barb.

The disappointment with himself written on his face for even agreeing to be on this shitshow. Goddamn, in that 1 hour of having his time wasted, he could've done a seperate livestream and actually promote himself better.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I was so tempted to call in and just say "This is for Christine - We know you're not a pokemon. There's no C197. There's no merge. You're not Sonichu in Chris' body. You're playing pretend and everyone knows. No one's buying your BS." but I saw that the phone numbers were showing up occasionally on the screen behind Chris, and I didn't want to risk being doxxed.

I'm really disappointed though that no one else took this opportunity to tell Chris he's full of shit.

 

[Eugene90]

i see a lot of people saying i was trying to use chris or something. however, i've been irl friends with chris for like a year and a half now and this was always set up to be a show with both of us since we first started talking about it.

to address the comment about putting a woman on the phone: even the caller and his fiance knew it was a joke. what is this 1930? of course it's a joke to ask to put a woman on the phone. unwedge your panties.

also, i have no interest in owning chris. the main joke of the stream was that max and chris would be in the same room, and max was under the assumption this was a local variety show. it was supposed to be a trainwrek and it was. only real technical issue was forgetting to set up skype correctly, but calls were an afterthought.

i produced a trainwrek for the internet to enjoy and i am being told i was just trying to get clicks on "my show"... lol...

glad at least some people enjoyed it, chris being one of them.

ps, max got paid for the appearance.

I'm late for saying this but...you need to get the fuck off if this is all you can muster on that 1 hour long stream of utter diarrhea shit.

This sounds like you're just trying to scrounge off a bit of unearned attention and notoriety by riding off an autistic manchild's infamous reputation, because of your sub-atomic testicular fortitude, rendering you too much of a goddamn pussy to earn any for yourself.

You claim you have no interest in owning Chris, so why the fuck are you bringing the cow himself to place on your pedestal for your god-forsaken stream to public? What the fuck are you even trying to accomplish with this fuckload of shitshow you call Leftovers Tonight?

Also the Max and Chris thing is old and tiresome, if you're trying to revive the BlueSpike nonsense, you can stop now, because that shit isn't funny anymore for years, and if you have to explain a joke, then you probably need to rethink your sense of humor.

You produced a trainwreck purposefully to try and cash in notoriety points by inviting a manchild thinking you're some viral internet celeb overnight exposing someone that's already been exposed thousands of times. If this isn't for clicks, then what is?

I was so tempted to call in and just say "This is for Christine - We know you're not a pokemon. There's no C197. There's no merge. You're not Sonichu in Chris' body. You're playing pretend and everyone knows. No one's buying your BS." but I saw that the phone numbers were showing up occasionally on the screen behind Chris, and I didn't want to risk being doxxed.

I'm really disappointed though that no one else took this opportunity to tell Chris he's full of shit.

No one does it because if they do, they cannot see the amusement of Chris embarrassing himself.

But I'd say it's more amusing if they do slap him with reality checks only for him to REEEE about it and make an ass out of himself getting livid in denial.

It's a missed opportunity, but hey, some ignorant audiences don't know better and would rather just feed into Chris' stupidity because it's easier for them to do nothing and just watch him dance on his own pile of idiocy.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

No one does it because if they do, they cannot see the amusement of Chris embarrassing himself.

But I'd say it's more amusing if they do slap him with reality checks only for him to REEEE about it and make an ass out of himself getting livid in denial.

It's a missed opportunity, but hey, some ignorant audiences don't know better and would rather just feed into Chris' stupidity because it's easier for them to do nothing and just watch him dance on his own pile of idiocy.

True, it's more fun for reality to slap Chris in the mug. Maybe wording a question like "Hey Sonichu, when Christine dies, what do you think people will remember her most for?" would really get Chris bothered and have given us funnier results.

I was expecting Chris to dig in his heels and be really stubborn in response to what I had planned on saying. But I'd personally rather Chris drop the whole "goddess" shenanigans and go back to dealing with his life by making comics.

 

[Siryakko212]

I'm just now catching up with this. All I have got to ask is Why bring Chris-Chan on? I really wanna know why and how they think Chris-Chan would be a perfect guest for their live-stream. I am more interested in knowing the behind the scenes rather than the live-stream itself. You know what was a missed opportunity? If Chris's past trolls were actually resurrected just to troll him on a live-stream. Wouldn't it be fun to hear from Liquid Chris again? Or how about Clyde Cash? Of course I am only daydreaming, but it would be much better than what we got now.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'm just now catching up with this. All I have got to ask is Why bring Chris-Chan on? I really wanna know why and how they think Chris-Chan would be a perfect guest for their live-stream. I am more interested in knowing the behind the scenes rather than the live-stream itself. You know what was a missed opportunity? If Chris's past trolls were actually resurrected just to troll him on a live-stream. Wouldn't it be fun to hear from Liquid Chris again? Or how about Clyde Cash? Of course I am only daydreaming, but it would be much better than what we got now.

They could just be ignorant of who Chris is and assumed everyone who plays the victim is a real victim, as most contemporary online media are prone to assume.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

inking you're some viral internet celeb overnight exposing someone that's already been exposed thousands of times.

Agree, Chris isn't Kim Kardashian. He's not going to get more popular no matter how many big black dicks you put into his mouth.

 

[deadson]

I'm just now catching up with this. All I have got to ask is Why bring Chris-Chan on? I really wanna know why and how they think Chris-Chan would be a perfect guest for their live-stream. I am more interested in knowing the behind the scenes rather than the live-stream itself. You know what was a missed opportunity? If Chris's past trolls were actually resurrected just to troll him on a live-stream. Wouldn't it be fun to hear from Liquid Chris again? Or how about Clyde Cash? Of course I am only daydreaming, but it would be much better than what we got now.

Same reason as any other idiot; 15 min of infamy and jacking off to the notion that Chris sempai noticed them.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Launching a streaming talk show with Chris is like starting at the absolute bottom. Low hanging fruit. There's nowhere to go but up. The complete lack of professionalism suited the guest perfectly, but I don't know anyone else who would be on a show like that after seeing the debut episode. I am quite confident that the guitar man won't be back.